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So I'm supposed to spend the day here because I rolled it on another board. What's up guys? Give me some trade secrets or something

>> No.823787

dumb frog poster

>> No.823799

Invest in dogecoin. It'll bounce back to the moon.

>> No.823909

>>823787
He is from /r9k/ so what did you expect, but thats a rare pepe anyway.

>> No.823911
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823911

bump because I need monies

>> No.823917

millions of dicks, millions of pennies. you do the math.

>> No.823925
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>>823917
what. I'm pretty sure blowjobs cost more than a penny

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823927

lol this board doesn't even a million posts

>> No.823931

>>823786

Playing games on /b/eetus again?

>> No.823933

>>823786
buy greek bonds

>> No.823938

>>823786
Go back to /r9k/. You aren't wanted here.

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>>823938
r00d I still have half a day left to become a billionaire business CEO/philanthropist

>> No.823958

>>823927
Buy memecoins.

Just buying them will cause the price to surge, and then you dump them once other goys start buying.

Genius!

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823962

Guys GUYS, could I theoretically crash the stock market? Like lets say I had an unlimited amount of wealth and constantly bled dry and ran major league companies into the ground, and invested in bound to fail ones? Any tips on stock market crashing?

>> No.823964

>>823962

Market manipulation is illegal, friend :^)

>> No.823969
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>>823964
THEORETICALLY tho :^)))))

Isn't the market being manipulated all day everyday anyway and people are investing based on that manipulation?

>> No.824037

>>823969
If one could do it to an invidividual company I don't see why you couldn't do it to every company on your local exchange?

>> No.824039
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824039

>>824037
I don't think it would be that hard, just have something generating enough constant revenue to make shit investments which you might even get money from some of those and then pull out all your stocks, maybe if you see an opportunity to make huge capital eventually take that and do the same thing just on a bigger scale. Hopefully WW3 happens when everything goes to shit

>> No.824740

>>824039

It's theoretical.

Just like you could theoretically take an infinite amount of monkeys, give them infinite amount of laxatives, with infinite amount of time to make a shittier post than that.

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824748

>>823962
Just become a corpo.. er.. activist investor.

Do what you purpose

Profit!

Crash somewhere down the line.

>> No.825078

>>823962
>with no survivors

In exchange for your rare pepes, I'll share with you the secret to sensible investing. It's a secret because people's skull is way to thick to see obvious shit.

It's index funds, big guy.
http://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started