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8231017 No.8231017 [Reply] [Original]

It's the year 2022. Christmas Eve and I'm with the new wife's (she arrived with the millions) family in my new TESLA floating holiday home. LINK IS $1MIL a pop.

Father in law and I are sipping whiskey on the front balcony overlooking earth. It looks great from space, all the minions are hidden, all you can see are blue oceans and greenery. The only grey part is the pollution over pajeetland and choina.

Blue collar Father inlaw:"son how the hell did you spot link and get us to here"

Me:"Well you know, I was mindblown when I first heard about bitcoin.... and then..um.. Ethereum came along and I had like an out of body moment!! It was like omg what a time to be alive! Then Link was the next progression and I was like fuckit- this is it! this is the one! I went big, really big. So many people said I was crazy but deep down I knew. In fact eventually I stopped trying to convince people- my best friend still hasn't bought! I guess that's why he didn't make it to space for christmas!!**chuckle** When people got scared, I stopped trying to ease the fear and I just said 'look if you can't see it, just sell them to me-I will buy everything you own.' I mortgaged my life! The best part is I have no debt to pay now because the banks are gone...totally disappeared!!! I mean the whole world is running on smartcontracts and link middleware! And it's so much better! Don't you reckon? Finance/Agriculture/Transport/ Homes/Everything!"

Father in law: "Yeah it's reminds me of my childhood days and how the world changed with the internet. Son, I hope you have kids one day and teach them to follow their gut just like their father!"

(he wants me to impregnate his daughter. Why? Because everyone loves A Fucking Rich Visionary!!)

Touche my fellow stinkies

>> No.8232035
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8232035

>>8231017

can i get real picture?

>> No.8232083

>>8231017
>pic
I-is that why linkies are so stinky?

>> No.8232088

>>8231017

Stupid Australians. That is not how you fly a helicopter.

>> No.8232131
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8232131

>>8231017
>Helicopoor
>not Chadaplane

stay poor stinkylet

>> No.8232173
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8232173

>>8232131

>> No.8232592

>>8232035
This. I really need to see her pussy.

>> No.8232731
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8232731

>>8232035
guess I save the day today

>> No.8232759
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8232759

>>8232035

>> No.8232782

>>8232731
That's...disappointing

>> No.8233101

>>8232782
were you expecting a penis

>> No.8233106

>>8233101

This is 4chan. What do you think?

>> No.8233164

>>8231017
That's some OG pic.

>> No.8233168

>>8233101
Prefer a bit puffier, maybe some more pronounced inner labia.

>> No.8234039

>>8232088
>he doesn't know that helicopter pilots sit on the right, and airplane pilots sit on the left
What are you actually planning to do when you make it, hire somebody to fly you around like a cuck? Being a fucking pilot is the most Chad thing ever. Now hit the similators so you can blast through actual flying lessons when you can afford them.

>> No.8234274

>>8234039

>Australians
>down under pun
>upside down pun
>doesn't get the joke

>> No.8234372

>>8234274
>Australians drive in the right seat
I guess your joke works on two levels, now we see both.
t. Suspected autist

>> No.8234494

>>8233168
what the fuck is a labia you faggot

>> No.8234669

>>8234494
lurk more

>> No.8234714

i appreciate the time you put into this, op. thanks for being original.

also, fuck link, gayest shit ever