price of 1 satoshi in 2030

[Anonymous No.8228645]

"One loaf of bread, one stick of gum, a box of condoms.... That will come out to 3 Satoshi's Sir!"

[Anonymous No.8228664]

you mean 0.000001 Quanta

[Anonymous No.8228703]

At every buy in I gave you your shameless red spike come bursting out through your support and if I gave you a bigger stronger leverage than usual fat dirty liquidation came spluttering out of your order book. You had a bull run full of highs that night, darling, and I fomoed them out of you, big fat spikes, long green ones, quick little merry pumps and a lot of tiny little naughty bull traps ending in a long gush through your floor. It is wonderful to buy ATH when every buy click drives one whale out of GDAX. I think I would know BTC’s dump anywhere. I think I could pick it out in a exchange of dumping coins. It is a rather slow bleed not like the pnd's which I imagine shitcoins have. It is FUD'd and manipulated and timed like what a trustee would let off in fun in a witness protection house at night. I hope BTC will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

[Anonymous No.8228734]

>>8228645
Bread, gum, and condoms don't cost the same. If the closest unit of measurement you have is 1 sat then no one would use BTC for those things.

[Anonymous No.8228761]

>>8228645

[Anonymous No.8228790]

>>8228734
it's a joke, anon

[Anonymous No.8228817]

Bitcoin will be ancient technology by 2030

[Anonymous No.8228831]

Bread, gum and condoms? The fuck kinda grocery list is that?

[Anonymous No.8228849]

>>8228817

Delusional bch and nano investor spotted

[Anonymous No.8228856]

>>8228734

theyd use microbtc which is pegged to 1sat each with a 24x10^15 supply. 100 million times more divisible than BTC, please by my shitcoin

[Anonymous No.8228866]

>>8228645
gum sure has gotten expensive

[Anonymous No.8228882]

>Oh I forgot to add transaction fees! >That'll be 3k sat sir!

[Anonymous No.8228886]

>>8228849

quit projecting bro. Thanks for 4D shilling NANO

[Anonymous No.8228890]

[Anonymous No.8228903]

As I woke up, I immediately grabbed my phone. Running a light-weight Linux distributions for mobile, I was able to get it unlocked with a simple 28 sudo commands that only took 2 minutes to type in from the sheet I keep by my bed. I checked my portfolio and was happy to see that my wealth went up a little (26.7%) overnight. Happily, I jumped into the shower. My gains were reversed a little by the time I got out, sitting at 2.1% from yesterday, so I hurriedly got dressed; I had to go to the Bitcoinmart while I could still afford food.

As I walked into the shop, looking down onto my motorolla and noticing that I was now worth 82% less than yesterday, the cashier gave me a worried smile. She declined my offer on thursday, of being let know of all the freshest ICO's for some simple sex. Dumb whore.

As I picked up the loaf of bread to soak the denatured alcohol through, and the condoms for an extravagant wank that befits a crypto enterpeneur such as myself, I realized that my portfolio was now only worth a rough 4 fiat-Dollars. I grabbed a packet of gum to diversify, and ran to the til. I cut in front of the three ladies in the queue, explaining that the FIAT was being volatile against my stable stores of value again. They should understand.

[Anonymous No.8228910]

>>8228645
sometimes i put a box of condoms in my cart so the cute girl at the register will think that i have sex sometimes but i always chicken out and use self checkout and now i have like 12 boxes of condoms in my drawer that i'll never use

[Anonymous No.8228932]

>>8228882
>and confirmation time
>come back in a month

[Anonymous No.8228937]

>>8228910
The first time I bought a box of condoms a couple of months ago the girl genuinely blushed scanning them, she was kinda cute too
I still haven’t opened that box and I doubt I ever will

[Anonymous No.8229021]

>>8228910
>>8228937
>using condoms
They know you are virgins

[Anonymous No.8229112]

>>8228910
lel

[Anonymous No.8229151]

>>8228910

[Anonymous No.8229389]

>>8228910

[Anonymous No.8229418]

>>8229021
Good luck making babies with your slimy rotten extremity that used to be your penis.

[Anonymous No.8229424]

>>8228903
man when you put it like that, all of this is such a terrible investment. ( v_v)

[Anonymous No.8229446]

>>8228910
I like to use condoms during fapping on my birthday and other holidays, it kinda feels like I'm with a girl.

[Anonymous No.8229533]

"Well hi there anon, what can I get y-

Oh, you bought Chainlink? I'll be back in a second with an application."

[Anonymous No.8229558]

>>8229533
if buying link would get me a job working for this cutie then thanks i'll buy 100K

[www.chosis.com !!7G3bEhCMz+A No.8229621]

>>8228903
kek

[Anonymous No.8230181]

>>8229418
>falling for the kike lies
Yes goy, stay prude. Deseases and shit
>tfw you literally cant get aids because you are supreme rh negative non-monkey blood

[Anonymous No.8230230]

>>8229533
At least I get to fuck the Asian roadie after a month or two

[Anonymous No.8231233]

Hmm. One bitcoin? That will be 10000000 satoshis.. plus tip.

[Anonymous No.8231329]

>>8228645
"One cucumber, one packet of butter, a box of condoms.... That will come out to 3 Satoshi's Sir!"
"Sir, could I ask you something ?"
"Did you buy REQ when you were young ?"

[Anonymous No.8232312]

Excuse me, I think you meant to say 3 sergey