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8199419 No.8199419 [Reply] [Original]

How much will you guys pay me to stick a sharpie up my ass, I need ETH now and my fiat is taking too damn long to clear

>> No.8199428

Depends on how big and how deep.

>> No.8199447

>>8199428
Idk normally sharpie size, I'm sure I've got a couple other markers around the house too. As deep as u want bb

>> No.8199467

>>8199447
Ok I need you to tear your asshole open. 1 sharpie = 0.10 ETH

1 ETH bonus if you can fit them in all the way.

>> No.8199504

>>8199467
Is tearing my asshole open a literal thing or do I just need to stick the sharpie in there bc man I really don't wanna have to tentatively wipe for the next week

>> No.8199505

Post a picture of you first. I don't want to pay for a hairy black buthole of a fat dude

>> No.8199517

>>8199504
Metaphorical until it happens. You have an incentive to fit as many in there as possible.

>> No.8199852
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8199852

>>8199419
I have 20k Chadlink, and 2k Nothingcoin, both of which I got for free from airdrops from this board. You're going to have to work for them though, I will send you one of each for the number of sharpies times inches deep, you little faggot beggar.

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8199948

>>8199505
>>8199517
Don't tell me I don't love u guys - here's #1
Tip me papi
0x6F992c3814603b9Ff36Ce1774fFE107774683233

>>8199852
Linkie is stinky and not worth opening my boypussi for

>> No.8199964

>>8199948
kys

>> No.8199967

>>8199948
Good now put it in your mouth
Roll it in your tongue seductively for a bonus

>> No.8199976

>>8199964
no u

>> No.8199980
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8199980

ITT: /biz/ 2018 be like

>> No.8199983

>>8199976
youre an idiot dude...no one is gonna give you anything

>> No.8199993

lol

>> No.8199996
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8199996

>>8199948

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BIZ

>> No.8200000

>>8199980
m8 this is oldschool biz u got no idea

>>8199983
That's what they want u to think ;)

>> No.8200005

>>8199948
you're holding it between your cheeks

no tips until I see it's firmly planted in bumhole

>> No.8200020

>>8200005
My pooper is hairy and makes me self conscious I'm sorry friend

>> No.8200022

>>8200000
WASTED DIGITS

>> No.8200023

>>8200000
Checked

>> No.8200039

>>8200020
no ETH for you then

>> No.8200046

>>8200039
It's okay daddy I do this for the thrill

>> No.8200332

>>8199948
It's not even real Chainlink I was going to give you, it's a shitty worthless "fork" called Chadlink. I was also going to just burn you and send you nothing even though I would have sworn up and down that I sent it.
So basically fuck you, is what I'm getting at.

>> No.8200545

>>8199948
Technically not begging

>> No.8201381

>>8200000
wasted
>>8299999

>> No.8201405

Or
>>8199999 rather

>> No.8202084

>>8200545
Fag

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>>8199948
I thought this would just be another thread where OP would fail to deliver. Consider me surprised and impressed

>> No.8203026
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8203026

I am actually..impressed

>> No.8203067

>>8202132
not even a pajeet judging by the color of his ass

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>>8199948
sent you 99 DUBS