/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8197778]

Shitposting license and registration please.
>h-here you go...
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?
>uh no, officer?
You were coping in excess of 120 copes per hour.
>really? Im sorry I didn't notice, I was just going with the market, you see...
I followed you through 5 different threads, fudding shitcoins you do not hold, and promoting your own holdings, which are down more than 35% in the past week, and 65% from ATH. You were witnessed replying 10 times to a thread with only 30 posts.
>Well, you see...its the Walton Chain, the venlets are fudding it and I needed -
Sir please close the reply window, and keep your hands where I can see them.
>W-what? Am I being arrested? What did I do
Sir, you need to comply. Close the reply window now, and put your hands in the air.
>I didn't do anything, its the FUD- they- reddit said--
CLOSE THE START A THREAD WINDOW NOW. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. *radio crackles* Suspect is attempting to start a new WTC cope thread, appears to be a redditor, request backup.

[Anonymous No.8197795]

>>8197778
op u sound like a deluded vetard

[Anonymous No.8197819]

>>8197795

[Anonymous No.8197855]

Live free or die

[Anonymous No.8197886]

top kek!

[Anonymous No.8197965]

>>8197795