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>> No.8187947

He's pretty based.

>> No.8187987

CZ in my eyes is one of the most important figures in crypto. If anyone actually cares about the markets and technology it's him. He's essentially a non-retarded version of Elan Musk.

>> No.8188019
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8188019

>The call that saved crypto.

>> No.8188205
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>>8187734

after today I'm considering beating off to CZ. imagine for a minute CZ courts you.
> flies you to chinkistan on private jet where you get suck by bitcoin babes that have higher net worth than you
>set foot in chinkistan, CZ is waiting. CZ is already lubing up and he brought along his gimp, Its Vitalik.
> SUDDENLY ROGER VER APEARS FROM NO WHERE

RED ALERT

> Your panicking, the Crypto babes are offing themselves, Vitalik shits his latex Gimp suit.
>not CZ, CZ knows what to do.
>ROGER VER STARTS TO AUTISTICALLY YELL ABOUT BITCOIN CASH AND BITCOIN CORE
> ROGER STARTS TO LITERALLY SHIT BCC INTO MY MOUTH
>CZ is calm
>CZ tweet "funds are safe"
>BTC rises to new ATH instantly
>BCC falls to .00000000000001 satoshi
>CZ takes me in his strong arms, flies away.
>as we are soaring he whispers in my ear
"Please learn to secure your account against phishing"
>cum instantly

>> No.8188290
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>>8187734
based

>> No.8188325

Yeah, I thought he was just another scammer, but at some point Chinese businesses are going to have to go legit to actually be trusted in the rest of the world. So far everything he has done seems legit and above board, you can probably trust Binance more than you can trust US-based Coinbase, which is saying a lot.

>>8188205
wew

>> No.8188337

>>8187734
Honestly yes.

>> No.8188343

>>8188205
CZ tribute when?

>> No.8188369

>>8187987

still can't take him serious after the LINK fiasco

>> No.8188400

>>8187734
If he plays this wrong crypto is dead and he knows it, it's his position in history to prop up Mt.Gox's fuckup and the API fuckup. He knows what he has to do

>> No.8188405

>>8187734
My bot sold VIA at .0249999. I made 150k in 5 minutes. CZ reverted this and now I'm at a loss today. Such is life....

>> No.8188428

>>8187734
probably, he has given away so many hundreds of thousands of ETH, that I can't even tell how many people he's helped

>> No.8188465

>>8188369
Explain

>> No.8188488

>>8188205
Is head is fucking MASSIVE, 200 IQ confirmed.

>> No.8188493
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8188493

THE CHINK THAT SAVED CRYPTO

>> No.8188505

>>8188428
lololol

>> No.8188506

>>8188405

proof needed. Screen shot them trades.

>> No.8188568

I got funds back but in Bitcoin instead of my alts. Is this what was supposed to happen?

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>>8188505

>> No.8188609

>>8188465

https://medium.com/@CryptoTakeoff/link-10-24-status-update-a3bae047ad2

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>>8188602
>pretending to be retarded

>> No.8188669

Nah fuck sissy

>> No.8189035

What do you mean saved, because he disabled withdrawls?

>> No.8189077

>>8189035
because he allegedly reversed the fraudulent transactions and refunded those people who got their coins traded off

>> No.8189089

>>8189077
FUD to distrtact from teh fact that mtgox killed bitcoin a second fucking time.

>> No.8189109
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>>8187734
when the fuck is this asshole going to give me my eth

>> No.8189143

>>8189109
FUCKING KEK

>> No.8189199

>>8188506
this

>> No.8189873

>>8189109
lmao this scamming fuck is hilarious

>> No.8189931

>>8189109
love this customized scamming lmao

>> No.8190052

>>8188609
>https://medium.com/@CryptoTakeoff/link-10-24-status-update-a3bae047ad2
>talking about 4chan outside 4chan
You already know you can take serious that article. Also, LINK dumped like every coin after the ICO, nothing wrong with it.

>> No.8190232

>>8189109
I'm pretty sure it's just a meme at this point, but fuck if it's not hilarious

>> No.8190384

>>8187734
Someone make a cz pasta

>> No.8191021
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8191021

posting in epic bread

>> No.8191038

>>8188493
fucking kek

>> No.8191210
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8191210

too cool for this world

>> No.8191268

>>8191210
starting to think cz needs to get added to the lore. he's got to be at least past sminem at this point

>> No.8191290

>>8188325
i knew binance was the leader when my dumbass coworker messed up the withdrawal process, he contacted their customer service and was responded to within 72 hours, this was at the height of the last bull run we are american and i was impressed

>> No.8191355

>>8191210
The Chinese Steve Jobs who wears a hoodie instead of a turtleneck

>> No.8191429

>people in this thread are literally worshipping a chink scammer right now

>> No.8192202

>>8188609
so what is the fiasco exactly? The fact that they had cold wallets?

>> No.8192442

>>8191429
You hate money now off yourself pronto

>> No.8192523

>>8188019
>DEY FELL FOR IT DUMP LIQUIDATE THE LONGS
>WE ACQUIRED THE LONGS RETURN THE FUNDS REGAIN CONFIDENCE

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8192587

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THE BOGS ARE FINISHED

>> No.8192662

big if true

>> No.8192693

Buy the FUD. Only thing I’ve learned on this board since 2014

>> No.8192731

>>8187734
Bog if true

>> No.8192774

>>8188205
Fucking kek. Too much thought went into this.

>> No.8193331

>>8188205
what did i just read

>> No.8193529

>>8192731
stealing this one