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I Believe that our new board needs a Mascot. An idol, someone we can look up too. So here is my submission: Tom Nook.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwrCQqiiqOo&list=PLRf5piemmgZt1ECFkAETJyDnibbb1jrmV

>> No.81802
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81802

Fuck yeah. Seconded.

Everyone's favorite merchant.

>> No.81812
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>>81776
My submission may be pick related.

>> No.81842
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>>81776
Tom nook would be perfect.

>> No.81892

>>81776
You don't like my prices? Then why don't you just go somewhere else... OH wait you can't! Your trapped in my town, so why don't you go to that island and catch some beetles! Based solely on the song i vote Tom Nook

>> No.81898
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81898

just look at how he pimps these hoes

we could all learn a thing or two

>> No.81910
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81910

Scrooge McDuck, my childhood hero.

>> No.81906

>>81892
He's the mayor of your fucking ass!

>> No.81929

>>81910
We are trying to avoid Jew puns here

>> No.81948

>>81929
>trying to avoid
We here at /biz/ are very proud of our Jewish heritage.

>> No.81963

>>81948
Your nose is showing

>> No.81967
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81967

>>81776
we already have biz-tan

>> No.81983

>>81967
WHERE IS LAURENCE

>> No.81990

>>81929
Scrooge cheapness comes from his Scotish upbringing.

>> No.81997
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81997

>not choosing CAPATALISM, HO!

>> No.81996
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81996

>open /biz/
>talking about a /biz/ "mascot"
>not me
>into the trash

>> No.82018
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>>81996
Not rich enough.

>> No.82008

>>81997
That's the official game of Bizz, we need a different mascot

>> No.82032

>>82018
My thoughts exactly, plus i feel like /pol/ uses him too much. We have to further ourselves from them.

>> No.82019
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82019

>yes, yes, now is the time to start thinking about remodeling, yes?
>move into a bigger house, yes?

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>> No.82048

>>81776
Why is this even up for debate? It's Tom Nook, there i decided it's over.

>> No.82049

>>81996
>>82018
so it is just /pol/ and /g/ here, anyone from another board?

>> No.82072

>>82049
no

gtfo

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>>81812

I concur.

>> No.82066

>>82049
We have had this discussion 5000 times in the last week.

>> No.82101

>>81776
God that song, since when is Animal Crossing so metal?

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>>82101
2001

>> No.82190
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82190

>implying anyone apart from Bugsy Malone deserves the spot
The guy grew up in the great depression, running errands for gangsters, from the bottom he rose to have the market on all pie related weaponry.
Not to mention the morale boost on those down on their luck http://youtu.be/VJmroCp_qa0

Also voting for down as out theme tune as it is extremely fitting.

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82204

>>82190
I made him what he was

>> No.82216

Harry Enfield

Loadsamoney edition.

>> No.82228

>>82216
>>82190
Shit i'm torn between the two.
My vote is for either of these.

>> No.82257
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>> No.82267

>>82216
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

lol brits

>> No.82287
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82287

This is not debatable.

Biz Markie is our mascot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2YuVnYsfog

>> No.82317

>>81812
This.

>> No.82322

>>82190
fucking yes

>>82216
fucking yes

>>82257
no

>>82287
no

>> No.82338

>>82216
LOADSMONEY

WOP IT OUT

>> No.82354
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82354

>>82204
>>82190
fuck that brings me back

>> No.82412

>>81812
This
>>81910
Or this

>> No.82440

>>81812

>> No.82469

Anything besides Harry Enfield is wrong

>> No.82472
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82472

Moneybags from Spyro.

>> No.82531

>>>>82472
He always loses the money, I have to go with Tom Nook it fits too perfectly.

>> No.82545

>>82472
This.

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82581

Rothschild is relevant.

>> No.82615
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82615

Ed Wuncler III

>> No.82636

>>81812
this

>> No.82657

Moot

>> No.82705
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82705

if you don't vote for me I'll cancel your reservation at dorsey you fucks

>> No.82773
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82773

>>81812

>> No.82767
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>> No.82826

>>81776
>>81812
>>81910
>>82705
Mix them all and put them in an iron-man suit.

>> No.82870

>>82767
>BernankeannouncesQE3

>> No.82886
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82886

Why not Timothy Dexter? The first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher in the Western World.

>bought large amounts of depreciated Continental currency that was worthless at the time. After the war was over, the U.S. government made good on the dollars. By the time trade connections resumed, he had amassed a fortune
>People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". He did so during a miners' strike at the time, and his cargo was sold at a premium.[4][5]
>At another time, practical jokers told him he could make money shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.[4]
>Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving enough
>Dexter wrote a book about himself – A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress – in which he also complained about politicians, the clergy and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but no punctuation and its capitalization seemed random.

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>>82826
>iron-man
this

he's the soul of biz, the incarnation of success

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>>81776
SHUT YO MOUF

>> No.82932

>>82886
>>Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving enough

holy shit, this alone makes him a BOSS

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82955

I came here to sleaze my way to the top
80's style

>> No.82948

>>82886
guy sounds cwazy

>> No.83007
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83007

>implying greed isn't good

>> No.83001

>>81802
This game taught me how it feels to be Jewed to death.

>> No.84059

OP here. It seems so far our top 4 picks are: Tom Nook, Dosh, that slut furry, and a combination of Timothy Dexter and Bugsy Malone.
Let the finals begin.

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84115

>not pic related
why

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>>84059
>that slutty furry
Talk shit get bit.

And if you're doing "finals" why not just make a strawpoll at that point?

>> No.84405

>>81812
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw

>> No.84431

>>84059
Dosh

>> No.84562

>>84217
agreed

strawpoll tiem, maybe make new thread for it, too

>> No.84684
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84684

Now, now gentlemen, let's not take a decision too quickly.

Different people browse this board at different hours of the day and week. Therefore I suggest we use a mean of many mascott surveys spread over 30 hours periods to ensure a rotation and even representation of the whole population (without getting gay about it either)

Being the business board it's only the minimum to make a proper stastistical test wouldn't you agree my fellow businessmen?

>> No.85013

>>84684
Why don't we just use patrick bateman?

>> No.85110

>>85013
Because he is already king of S4S

also check em

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>>85230

>> No.85261
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>>85238

>> No.86624
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>>81812
It's going to bring in more American feminists and social justice warriors than Pony McDollarsign and Homestuck MacGee ever would nowadays. The last thing a new board needs is early ties with them.

>> No.86971

>>81910
>>82705
Only decent two in the thread, also Gordon gecko.

If reality is a requirement it would be that kike Denis o Leary.

>> No.87009

>>83001
If Tom Nook ain't the definition of Le Happy Merchant I don't know who is.

>> No.87014

>inb4 our stereotype on other boards are rich circle jerkers

>> No.87049
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87049

>mfw this thread

>> No.87088

>>87014

90% of us make <minimum wage

>> No.87093

Jordan Belfort

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87154

>ctrl+f
>no Unikitty

>> No.87208

>>82018
>not rich enough
https://www.google.es/search?q=penn+jillette+house&rlz=1C1SAVC_enES503ES507&espv=210&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=uucFU9yTN-SV0AXj6IHgBw&ved=0CDEQsAQ&biw=895&bih=615#q=penn+jillette+house&tbm=isch&imgdii=exflGIktl-eBxM%3A%3BkICANiI9Sk55xM%3BexflGIktl-eBxM%3A

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>>81776
Took me ages, but I've found the perfect Mascot and Idol /biz/.

>> No.88469

>>87581
>Looks like a homeless man
>Stresses openness and excessive freedom of goods
If only we could e-mail him.

>> No.88980

OP here i can't delete thread can a Mod please take care of that im posting an updated one.