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8165343 No.8165343 [Reply] [Original]

Oh, wow, it's nothing.

>> No.8165352

>>8165343
BOOMER INDEX FUND INCOMING

>> No.8165367

>>8165343
>>8165352
huh?

>> No.8165410

>>8165367
Coinbase wants "market maturity" so they introduce an index fund so boomers can park their 401k in crypto and become whales.

>> No.8165413

accredited investors ONLY

stay away plebs

>> No.8165415

>NOT ADDING COINS BECAUSE OF UNCERTAINTY IN MARKETS
>CREATES THEIR OWN
COINBASE COIN LMFAO

RIPple FAGGOTS!

>> No.8166022

>>8165343
actually overall good sign, dont listen to majority of fuckin retarded biz moon boys. index fund shows goverment is giving the ok and making crypto real and legal

>> No.8166059

You stupid fucking idiots.

This is great news. Boomers can now add MUH CRYPTO to their 401K funds. They don't know how to buy and sell coins. Now they can just throw in money at it. Crypto marketcap gonna grow

>> No.8166092

>>8166022
you either have a net worth of 1m $ or you are just completely retarded

>> No.8166106

A huge influx of cash will make the market boom, how is this not great?

>> No.8166125

>>8166022
and then every coin and every exchange requires KYC

>> No.8166126
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8166126

An index fund for FOUR fucking assets? Really? What "investor" with large amounts of money is too fucking stupid to just buy each of the four individually and have autonomy on how they're secured?

>> No.8166136

>>8166092
thanks for the insight just sold everything

>> No.8166137

>>8165343

What does that mean since the IRS has them by the balls?

>> No.8166170
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>> No.8166174

All you have to do is stop fucking using coinbase and they'll add coins in a flash.

>> No.8166193

>>8166126

ERC-20 tokens are coming, guaranteed. Do you have the memory of a gold fish?

>> No.8166207

>>8166126
i think youre dumber than the people you're talking about

>> No.8166211

>>8166193
>ERC-20 tokens are coming

What are ERC tokens?

>> No.8166225

>>8166126
>What "investor" with large amounts of money is too fucking stupid to just buy each of the four
My dad, he plays the stock market pretty serious now that he is retired but hasn't got into crypto because he doesn't want to get set up on the exchanges, learn the wallet fuckery, spend all day reading about shitcoins on the internet etc.

>> No.8166228

>>8166193
OMG soon

>> No.8166315

>>8166022
I think this is a bad thing for the market in the long run. Wait till a bunch of assholes lose their nest egg on crypto and start crying on the media. Think a bunch of politicians won't rush to the podium to propose new investigations, legislation, etc.?
Your best bet if you are a crypto dude was to stay moderately under the radar.

>> No.8166387

>>8166106
Boomers losing their nest eggs will bring government intervention. Count on it. That's how politics works.

>> No.8166429

>>8166315
youre a retarded nigger
there's a reason this is only open to accredited investors, to avoid that exact kind of baby whining. these people hate losing, of course, but they can afford to, and they pay asset managers to keep them form getting JUSTed

>> No.8166448

>>8166387
boomers deserve to loose everything.

>> No.8166446

>>8166059
this. OP is stupid as shit