The beta male in modern society

[Anonymous No.8164591]

>be me on Monday
>wake up at 10 am, read, go jogging, go to full time job by 3 pm, stay for 2 hours of work to do and get really bored, go to drink coffee in central London when I leave, binge onnjunk food when I get home, waste the rest of the evening on the internet
>be me today
>wake up at 10 am feeling like shit and decide to skip exercise
>read, then sleep for another 2.5 hours
>leave for work at 3 pm but go to send a letter first at the post office
>a day with normal weather and daylight
>Staceys everywhere leaving their sinecures
>bask in the fact that I have this much freedom
>feel so sad that when I finally work 9-5 my life is over
>drank coffee in central London while feeling sad about life
>went back to flat and read
>left flat at 9 pm due to boredom and loneliness to get fast food (for the last time ever, no doubt) and drink coffee (for the last time ever)

Such is the plight of an ugly beta male in modern society

[Anonymous No.8164681]

Kys pathetic failure u cant even greentext

[Anonymous No.8164760]

I wish I lived in London.

[Anonymous No.8164807]

>>8164591
Sounds comfy why you crying bitchlet?

[Anonymous No.8164923]

The alpha male in modern society

>wake up whenever the fuck I want
>do whatever the fuck I want
>stacey give me their numbers (don't call back, I only hunt instagram models for fucking, average 8/10 can go home and fuck a nigger for all I care)
>made 50k today shorting coins sitting in my underwear getting blown by some 10/10 cunt
>she swallowed it all and I had to make sure she did because don't want that thot to steal my sperm

what a fucking hard day it was today, also my porsche is still in the shop getting fixed.
man why Life gotta be so hard?

[Anonymous No.8164977]

>>8164923
larp/10

[Anonymous No.8164988]

>>8164591
Hey man that doesn’t sound bad at all. You’re only a beta if you think you are.

[Anonymous No.8165009]

>>8164977
no its actually real you loser

[Anonymous No.8165018]

>>8164923
>alpha male
>Doesn't work on his own car
Lmao nice larp

[Automatic larp to truth transl(...) No.8165124]

>>8164923
>wake up when mommy brings tendies for breakfast
>do what mommy tells me to do, take out the trash, vacuum clean my room, feed the dog...
>stacey doesn't know I exist(I never go out, I only jerk of to instagram whores, average 8/10 doesn't turn me on, brain is fried from self abuse)
>made $50 today by selling shitcoins all day in my underwear while jerking of to 10/10 anime girls
>she swallowed shit was so cash


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[Anonymous No.8165212]

>>8165124
Youtried/10

[Anonymous No.8165241]

>>8165018
>not paying a pro to do the job
I got no time for that shit you stupid loser, thats what money is for so you don't have to do all the dumb shit yourself.

>>8165124
butthurt perma virgin detected