how I became an investor

[Anonymous No.8162762]

I used to be a family man, lived with my wife and her 2 children and we were happy. I would work 2 shifts at the local soy factory and take care of Laquisha and Lebron while my wife did charity work around Africa. Life was going great

[Anonymous No.8162784]

>>8162762
And Pls continue. This soyboi fan fiction is great

[Anonymous No.8162930]

>>8162784
I didn't really know what "crypto" was and had no investments, all my spare money went to a reparations fund for African Americans but then one day my wife briefly returned from touring Africa, and she told me of this really thing called Stellar Lumens, and aparently people from across Africa were waiting to cash out of their investment so I thought to myself, what a great ideea to put my money in! If they cash out and I cash in, I'll maintain the value higher and they would be able to get more out of it.

[Anonymous No.8163104]

>>8162762
One day there was an explosion at the soy factory and none of us could put down the fire because our hands were so frail and our man boobs were holding us down. I barely survived, but since I became crippled my wife left me and I was out of a job, then an unbelievable series of events happened

[Anonymous No.8163308]

>>8162762
>you will never play doctor with these ladies in a pre-internet christian countryside

[Anonymous No.8163415]

Fucking finish the larp story you nigger.

[Anonymous No.8163618]

>>8163415
I was in debt, with a heavy bag of lumens, I was in a hospital bed when I started hearing: with your feet in the air and your head on the ground try this trick and spin it, yeah your head will collapse but there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself where is my life going and suddenly the hospital was quiet and my door shattered in what I thought was an explosion

[Anonymous No.8163809]

>>8163618
A character entered my room and offered me his hand to get up. He said his name was synth and asked me if I wanted to be free. I must admit to you, my dearest friends...I was afraid, I had never been truly free

[Anonymous No.8163849]

>>8163809
he's so hot

[Anonymous No.8163981]

>>8163849
I decided that once, just once in my lifetime I won't let my frail soy hands stop me from taking a leap. I sold all my lumens and bought skycoin. Since then life has changed for me, I wander the world in search for who I am and what individual freedom is, but now I know that road is meaningless without skycoin. A free internet, a free society and skycoin.

[Anonymous No.8164026]

>>8162762
>>8162930
>>8163618
These ladies are #bfbc

[Anonymous No.8164036]

>>8163981
finally, an original skycoin shill.

[Anonymous No.8164515]

>>8162762
Having dinner with my bae

[Anonymous No.8164568]

>>8162762
LARP

sold 100k