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>big chief say because grug good hunter he get share of all pelt grug has
>grug hate this
>why big chief get pelt when me do all work?
>so grug get idea
>visit smelly brown tribe
>trade lots of pelt for smooth rock with funny name
>now when big chief come grug not have to give pelt
>he not know how rock works
>big chief give grug pelt because he think grug not good hunter anymore
>grug get more rocks worth many pelt, hide in cave
>not need hunt anymore

who else find way to not give big chief here?

>> No.8134367

>>8134267
Nice thread faggot. Real nice contribution to the board. We're all so glad you decided to come here and share this with us. Oh don't forget to literally kill your fucking self on the way out.

>> No.8134511
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8134511

>>8134367

Who let this small man into adult pelt talk cave? CAVE CHIEFS!

>> No.8134526

>>8134267
Nice pasta. Did you feel proud as you finish typing it, went over it to make sure theres not a word out of place, and posted it onto 4chan? Well guess what faggot there ain't no one to praise you round here

>> No.8134589
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>>8134267
I say Grug big smart head. How you come up with great idea so fast Grug?

Chief in my village try to take my pelts but I no go to brown skin tribe. I go to big nose tribe down river, they say they hide pelt from chief and give me more pelt if they have for moons. I no trust big nose but it win win.

>> No.8134654
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8134654

i'm dying

>> No.8134686
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8134686

Grug no smart. Grug should give pelts for something other than rocks. Pelts have great value. Trade the pelts for food or other valuables. Then when chief asks about pelts, tell chief grug no have pelts. Now grug gets valuables from trading pelts, AND free pelts from chief

>> No.8134721

>>8134267
Bunga posting is the highest form of art.

>> No.8134832

>>8134367
>>8134526
faggots
>>8134267
laffed, good oc
>>8134721
this

>> No.8134843

>>8134267
fucking KEK
>>8134367
>>8134526
gimps

>> No.8134986
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8134986

>grug have many pelts now , all tribe girls visit grug cave
>grag want many pelts too, grag want tribe girls
>go see oracle named sergrug
>he say grag 'early investor' only need give sergrug 50 pelts
>grag not know what this mean but grag want tribe girls for cave
>grag give sergrug 50 pelts, all grag pelts from many hunts
>many moons pass, grag still no pelts
>heard from story, sergrug dead in mammoth attack
>grag face when

>> No.8135034
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8135034

>GROG BUY 'BIG CAN NET' WHEN IT 100 PELT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8135239

>grgug

>> No.8135382
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8135382

>>8134511
I Audibly Kek'd.
Grug and retarded wojak threads are the best.
>he got shiny rock for pelt
>Dump shiny rock

>> No.8135461

>>8135382
Grug is the best meme in fucking ages

>> No.8135527

>>8134986
It's missing an oracle and big mac metaphor

>> No.8135590
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8135590

Grug lazy. He no hard work, hard work good. Hard work build thing called car-rek-ter. Gorak make boss happy and share pelt because hard work good. Stupid Grug wishes he could hunt.

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>>8134267

>> No.8135734
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8135734

>You like coin me no like?
>You cuck! You reddit!

>> No.8136532
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8136532

>>8135590
stupid gorak just mad one smooth rock worth all gorak pelt since last big round moon

>> No.8137308

>>8136532
gorak stupid no rocker, want hunt for chief, chief fuck gorak wife

>> No.8137405

>>8137308
>>8136532
>>8135590
BUNGA IS GOAT

>> No.8137436

>>8134367
OP DESTROYED

>> No.8137647
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8137647

>>8135382
Laughed at the caveman bog version but became disturbed right after at just how ridiculous this image actually is

>> No.8137764

>>8135382
Fucking keked hard

>> No.8137851

>>8134367
Grug post is an cavepaint

>> No.8137854

>>8134986

>> No.8137886
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8137886

Okay bungas

>shiny rock
>club
>loincloth
>wheels

What should Ug drop 100 pelts on? Wheel could be big

>> No.8138017

>>8137886
>wheel
>no use case besides rolling it around like a retard
>IT'S THE NEW SHINY ROCK GUYS

>> No.8138038

>>8137886
Buy shiny rock, sky-fire network will be big

>> No.8138078
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8138078

>pay other tribe with pelts to kill grug
>own whole pelt market

>> No.8138184

unga buy smooth rock for 2 pointy stick. then unga sell it to grug for stick. unga rich, buy mammoth with stick

>> No.8138213

/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.8138437

Include me in the screencap