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8097723 No.8097723 [Reply] [Original]

anon magical genie appears out of lap you bought with your linkes

offers you one of the 3 wishes

1.3 million dollars

1.3x stat increase in everything positive IQ,strength,size,looks the whole thing

Or a nice wife with two normal kids with a shit apartment

>> No.8097789

I'd pick the stat increase

>> No.8097814

I just want to be happy

>> No.8097823

>>8097723
Stats, you can get both other options with a stat increase if you work harder/smarter and look better.

>> No.8097843

>>8097723
FUCKING MONEY

my stats are maxed out and I have a nice wife no kids yet but I don't have a job so gib money

>> No.8097846

Stats, ezly

>> No.8097871

>>8097723
stat increase

Already had 1.3 million (a bit less now, but close enough), and the stat increase will help me find a wife on my own.

>> No.8097877

>>8097723
Stat increase, EZ PZ.

>> No.8097950

>>8097723
Money retard

>> No.8097970

>>8097950
What could you possibly buy that's better than the stat increase?

>> No.8098012

>>8097723
>1.3x stat increase
So if you're 6' you'll be 8'? That's kind of too much

>> No.8098029

>>8097723
Id pick the stat increase the other are probably going to happen anyway

>> No.8098122

>>8097723
>magical genie appears
What fucking good is that?
We know genies do nothing but scam people.

>> No.8098123
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>>8097723
1.3 Million dollars. Then go all-in on XRP by Tuesday, 5PM Eastern time. Then buy a nice wife with two normal kids and a nice house.

https://www.xrpchat.com/topic/20486-brad-garlinghouse-presidentcoo-of-coinbase-on-cnbc-3618-5pm-est/

>> No.8098212

>>8097723
>Where's the money coming from? Probably Obama's bank account.
>Cancer is positive from a certain point of view.
>Two normal kids... but whose kids are they?

I'll pass, thanks.

>> No.8098317

>>8097723
stat increase
>8' tall
>11" dick
>200 IQ
etc.

>> No.8098327

>>8098123
I admire your dedication, Almost makes me want to swap some of my other holdings over but theyre at a loss.

>> No.8098383

roll

>> No.8098510

>>8098012
postie stat anon u wont be a lanklet u will increase in size in strength think u would be like a strong man

>> No.8098530
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8098530

>its going down again
REEEE FUCK THE MARKET

>> No.8098625
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>>8098327
Hold XRP through Tuesday's episode of Fast Money (5PM Eastern). If they announce that Coinbase is supporting XRP, then you'll probably recover your losses in a few days or weeks, and can then move some money back into the decentralized shitcoins that you currently hold. If they don't announce that coinbase is supporting XRP, the price probably won't fall very much since it's already very low.

Look in the order books for XRP right now. Massive sell walls. Whales are keeping the price low for a reason.

>> No.8098672

>>8097723
Nice try anon. We all know Genies are Pajeets. Do you really think we’re going to fall for that one...

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>>8097723
I'm fine with my IQ, strength, size, and looks. Is there a stat for being a good trader/investor? Otherwise gimme the cash