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Government knocks your door Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:33:48 2018 No.8095798 [Reply] [Original]

>ask you for your Crypto profits
what do you do /biz/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:34:41 2018 No.8095811 Ar15

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:34:51 2018 No.8095819 >>8095798 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPo9slJhSyE Literally this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:36:43 2018 No.8095854 >>8095811 preach anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:36:49 2018 No.8095856 File: 526 KB, 364x489, 1519719000451.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8095798 I'm sorry sir, I seem to have lost mine in a tragic boating accident.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:36:50 2018 No.8095858 Tell them to go after real criminals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:49:33 2018 No.8096103 File: 184 KB, 483x470, 1516313379769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >C-c-crib-tow what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:54:53 2018 No.8096208 I switch from /biz/ mode to /k/ mode

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:56:16 2018 No.8096234 What profits? I bought LINK

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:57:04 2018 No.8096251 File: 41 KB, 396x594, 1icyk_SYI_M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8096234

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:58:05 2018 No.8096271 Y-yeah p-profits

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 14:59:23 2018 No.8096291 File: 936 KB, 960x538, comentakeit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8095798 YOURE NOT GETTING 1 SAT HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:01:03 2018 No.8096329 >>8095798 >asks you for my unknown amount of crypto profits

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:01:40 2018 No.8096340 >>8095798 1. Scratching my face. 2. Take my clothes off. 3. Start crying. It works on bailiffs...

Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:04:10 2018 No.8096392
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You guys are alright. Make sure you're all-in on XRP by Tuesday, 5PM Eastern time.

https://www.xrpchat.com/topic/20486-brad-garlinghouse-presidentcoo-of-coinbase-on-cnbc-3618-5pm-est/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:04:13 2018 No.8096393 File: 83 KB, 694x530, 1520021610404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8095798 Show my capital loss carryover worksheet from all the shit stocks I traded in 2016

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:04:34 2018 No.8096399 File: 105 KB, 640x412, 1372821350395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sorry sir, I lost my private keys, guns, and hard drives in a tragic boating accident. now git

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:13:29 2018 No.8096583 >>8095798 i would unironically escape to asia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:14:29 2018 No.8096603 >>8095798 I lost my private keys. Money's gone. You never know what might turn up a year from now though, I'll keep you posted if I find them again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:14:35 2018 No.8096607 File: 39 KB, 812x561, 1511988980045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a series of randomly generated hashes can land you in prison for life

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:15:07 2018 No.8096617 File: 1.11 MB, 1432x1730, Screenshot_20180302-130004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so happy you're here. I'm down $35k in a month. That's 75%! I think you owe me money for capital losses!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:15:54 2018 No.8096632 >>8095798 Play dumb and make them explain to me in detail what crypto is, how it works and why it has any value at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:16:08 2018 No.8096634 >>8096617 And while you're here can you sign me up for some gib me dats? I haven't had a boneless ribeye in weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:18:18 2018 No.8096676 >>8095819 kek fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:19:10 2018 No.8096685 >>8095798 >would you accept The Billion Coin? Before you say no, let me tell you how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:22:33 2018 No.8096752 Teleport behind them >Nothing personal pig

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:24:41 2018 No.8096788 >>8095798 No problem since i've lost everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:25:05 2018 No.8096796 >>8095798 Show him my funfair losses

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:26:32 2018 No.8096824 >>8096607 dont bring /g/ memes here thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:47:12 2018 No.8097210 Greet in Yiddish, offer a knish.

Anonymous Sat Mar 3 15:51:13 2018 No.8097294
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>>8095798
Print out a bunch of Etherkittie and Etherpepe contracts. Laminate them. Have them handy. Show them to the agents. Say you'd be more than happy to liquidate them and pay taxes on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 16:00:31 2018 No.8097494 >>8095858 Tax evasion is a crime. Burgers love their country even though their country loves fucking them in the ass with a sandpaper dildo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 16:07:03 2018 No.8097622 File: 86 KB, 680x748, 1519399675828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8096234

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 3 16:12:02 2018 No.8097722 Tell them to turn 360 degrees and walk away. If that fails then i'll tell them i'm 12 and i don't know what this is.

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