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8061427 No.8061427 [Reply] [Original]

If i don't have at least half a million dollars by EOY I'm going to kill myself and I will livestream it if there is enough interest, how should I do it?

>> No.8061572
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>>8061427

>> No.8061603

How much do you have rn ?

>> No.8061615

Nembutal and phenytoin.

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Suffocate in these pair of tits

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The only way would be to have half a million dollars and burn it all with you in the middle.

>> No.8061707

By eating your own dick.

>> No.8061941

>>8061427
take whatever money you have at that moment and put a bounty on yourself, then live stream running around and broadcasting your location until eventually someone catches up to you and does you in.

Please don't anhero anon, what if it would only take you 2 more years to reach an even higher height than you'd imagine?


>>8061641
this is the second best option

>> No.8062269

Just use all of your money doing crazy shit like riding on the top of a maglev train or something. Dont just fucking kill yourself with a rope or whatever.

>> No.8062316

Eliot Rodgers style very majestic

>> No.8062560

>>8061603
60k

>>8061941
>take whatever money you have at that moment and put a bounty on yourself
lmao this is actually an interesting idea

>> No.8062621

>>8061427
Run a chain through your digestive system so one end comes out of your mouth and the other out of your asshole and attach the end coming out of your ass to a grappling hook and the end coming out of your mouth to a helicopter blade. Turn that sucker on and say bye bye.

>> No.8062872

You should promote your livestream death,
Do a pay per view,
Likely to make reach one million views,
1 or 2.5$ per viewer,
Get your million dollar,
Die.