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Hey guys, my hair looks like a viking had sex with a jamaican (pic semi-related). Help me. What coins do I buy today to get enough to buy a haircut tomorrow? I got 1000 USD to invest, need 10% gains.

HALP

>> No.8043317

>>8043286
What in the motherfuck is that

>> No.8043337

>>8043286
Combine 1 ripe avocado with Baking soda and Raw organic apple cider vinegar.

Use that instead of shampoo

Take a natural sea salt / pink salt bath every 2 weeks resting with your body fully in the water only leaving your nose exposed to the surface for oxygen.

>> No.8043475
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>>8043337
>mfw when I'm already doing basically exactly this

>> No.8043493

>>8043317
black culture

>> No.8043500

>>8043286
Bro is this the guy from Edinburgh? I reckon it is

>> No.8043520

>>8043500
Who knows? Just googled "disgusting hair" and found this shit.

I NEED HALP GUISE! Give me some tips, I really need a haircut regardless of hair care.

>> No.8043548

Fucking cut it yourself you dumb cunt.

>> No.8043641

>>8043548
What are you, eastern european or something?

>> No.8043645

>>8043286
Join the army and they’ll shave it for free AND pay you for it

>> No.8043663

>>8043645
Yeah, I'd rather not look like a bell end nor die in jewish combat.

>> No.8043701

Go buy cordless hair trimmers, never pay for someone else to cut your hair ever again. Even after you fucked up and bought link and are too poor to use plug in trimmers you'll be fine, go to Maccas, charge and your good for the next year. That's definitely the guy from Edinburgh.

>> No.8043713

>>8043286
The entire market is going down, so you can't.. next week will be better.

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>>8043645
Israel our best ally