/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8020300]

This is Cobra of Blockstream. I have become very upset with the people of /biz/. You have not complied with my wish of turning this place into the 4chan equivalent of /r/Bitcoin. I promice to punish you if you do not comply. If you do not increase your shilling against BCH and write "BCASH!" more often, I shall torture all my slaves that I have wateing for me in paradice. Some I shall tie over ant hills and watch them scream + twich and squirm. Others shall have pine splinters driven under their nails + then burned. Others shall be placed in cages + fed salt beef untill they are gorged then I shall listen to their pleass for water and I shall laugh at them. Others will hang by their thumbs + burn in the sun then I will rub them down with deep heat to warm them up. Others I shall skin them alive + let them run around screaming. And all Link holders I shall have them play billiard in a darkened dungen cell with crooked cues + twisted shoes. Yes I shall have great fun inflicting the most delicious of pain to my slaves. And some day it may hapen that new victims must be found - I've got a little list of NEETs who would never be missed.