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Should I be concerned that my long term GF doesn't swallow after a blowjob? I mean I eat her out even though I don't like it, she says it's not the same but I disagree.

Am I wrong?

Also: Kill all nocoiner boomers?

>> No.8019301

I've always been dominant in sex so they've always swallowed. Maybe don't be such a bitch??

>> No.8019303

>>8019284
Yes, it means she doesn't love you.

>> No.8019331

>>>/lit/

>> No.8019347

>>8019284
You don't really have to ingest anything when you eat her out. Also, if you tell her that you don't enjoy eating her out then it's clear to her that sex isn't mutually pleasurable at every point, which is a sad state of affairs for a healthy sex life.

>> No.8019358

>>8019347

I once had a girl squirt in my mouth while eating her out. In fact the girl was a squirter so it was a regular occurrence. I didn't spit it out because it was too much volume.

>> No.8019360

People who complain about boomers invariably have the same character as they are.

OP, try swallowing her smegma. Perhaps that'll convince her.

>> No.8019363

>>8019347
cervical mucus

I've been there it's disgusting

Imagine trying to swallow rubber glue

>> No.8019366

>>8019284
>doesn't swallow after a blowjob
She doesn't love you/does not get turned on enough by you. Simple as that.
She probably would for Chad Thundercock.

>> No.8019381

>>8019284
I swallow, much more convinient than cum all over the place.

>> No.8019441

>>8019284

HA only fags have earrings OP

>> No.8019491

>>8019284
What exactly does this have to do with /biz/?

>> No.8019533

>>8019491
i mentioned coins and boomers, right?
so answer the question or fuck off

>> No.8019594

>>8019347
What has healthyness to do with fucking?
I always want to really die after ejaculation, and I wish the woman to the bottom of a lake.
But that does not mean I don't like sex...

>> No.8019632

you should eat her poo desu

>> No.8019652

>>8019594
also you should go therapy desu maybe after eat lady poo poo
thank u sir

>> No.8019667

>>8019632
She wouldn't allow this if I wanted to.

>> No.8019673

>>8019491
Having a bad GF usually is also bad financially in the long term.

>> No.8019712

>>8019284
I've never had a girl not swallow...

>> No.8019735

>>8019284
Also stop eating like shit, maybe throw some pineapple in your diet. Your cum probably taste like battery acid because you munch on doritos and mountain dew all day

>> No.8019740

>>8019301
>>8019303
these

>> No.8019814

>>8019594
Go and see a doctor. Tell them about these feelings.

>> No.8019837

>>8019814
no, these are normal male feelings after intercourse!

>> No.8020904

>>8019284

>I eat her out

beta detected

>> No.8020994

>>8019594
>I always want to really die after ejaculation, and I wish the woman to the bottom of a lake.
wtf????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>> No.8021005

>>8019284
>I mean I eat her out even though I don't like it
not liking it makes u gay. go fuck a dude homo maybe he'll swallow

>> No.8021023

>>8020994
cats do that as well, it's like they hate each other after getting pajeeted

>> No.8021067

>>8019712
Usually they are more worried about it making a mess getting in their hair or on the sheets so they swallow

>> No.8021071

>>8019284
how the fuck do u not like eating out ur gf

>> No.8021159

>>8021071
In the "Gulag Archipelago", the book about russian soviet union, it is clearly written that russian people consider pussy eaters as fags. They fuck them in prison.

>> No.8021178

>>8021159
>commies think pussy eaters are fags
which means pussy eaters are not fags

>> No.8021197

>>8019284
I tried to explain the same thing to my wife and she says the exact same thing. Life is truly suffering.

>> No.8021280

>>8019301
I think dominance is subjective to each individual, but when I personally get domaneering and demanding in bed it feels gross to me, I don't know why. I'll tie a chick up and call her a filthy slut, slap her and choke her and shit, but I'm just doing it to get her rocks off, and only then can I get off, it's weird

Sex is weird

>> No.8021313

>>8019594
Y-you too?

>> No.8021329

>>8020904
>not flapping the meat curtains with your patrick star
>Not ringing satan's doorbell with your day of the tentacle

>> No.8021334

>>8021178
Those were prisoners detained by communists, so not communists.

>> No.8021389

>>8019358
You drank piss

>> No.8021397

>>8021280

You don't have be an "asshole" to be dominant, I never humiliate a girl verbally. I doesn't turn me on. But you can be really rough in loving sort of way.

>> No.8021400

>>8021159
well man, you just exposed yourself as a brainlet swa\llowing the crap written in this shit

>> No.8021414

>>8021389
hot

>> No.8021415

>>8021389
>>8019358

Pretty much. I find it highly unlikely that she squirted from clitoral stimulation

>> No.8021422

Op, just cheat on her.

Never confess and suppress the guilt with the fact she doesnt meet your sexual needs.

Also, all in on link

>> No.8021426

I fucked this girl I've met a few times about a week ago and she started bleeding when I put my dick in. She said "I haven't had sex in a REALLY REALLY long time" but then later changed the story to that she was on her period. She kept putting her legs down when fucking missionary and just didn't really know what to do during sex like other girls. You guys think she's a virgin and too shy to tell me?

Also, REQ to the moon!

>> No.8021443

>>8021426
lmfao

>> No.8021466

>>8021415

It was definitely not piss, trust me I know.

Also I finger girls when I eat them out, don't you?

>> No.8021481

>>8021397
This. Just act like a total beast and fuck her with some feral aggression. Pretend you're going wild because you're so pent up and need to get off, but secretly be trying to get her off instead.

>>8021426
She was a kissless virgin and was ashamed of it.

>> No.8021488

>>8019284
I dont think I could be in a relationship with a women that doesnt want so swallow my cum.

>> No.8021489

>>8021443
>tfw 7 in length and 5.8 inch girth but I love 5 foot tall asian girls

It's a curse not a blessing lads

>> No.8021506
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8021506

My gf is vanilla af. She says she doesn't even like bdsm, just wants us to be sensual and whisper in each other's ears our feelings for each other. She still puts up and plays along with my fetishes though (impregnation, light bondage, public oral, goth look with black lipstick and fake piercings)

She had never done or received oral before me, but she swallows every time. Never lets me cum on her face though...

>> No.8021510

>>8021489
Fuck 'em in the ass instead.

>> No.8021604
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8021604

>>8019284
>Tfw girlfriend agrees to go on pills and let me raw dog her
>Will swallow every drop of cum I dispense in her mouth
>She lives in China
Why does the world gotta do me like this

>> No.8021688

>>8021604
>long distance relationship
>thinking you actually have a gf
you realize she's fucking every asian chad over in chinkland right?

>> No.8021690

>>8019301
>you busting in her mouth: ew icky I don’t like it
>chad busting in her mouth: fuck yes daddy feed me your load

>> No.8021714

>>8021688
Nah she was in America not too long ago and I took her virginity, lots of blood and tears

>> No.8021735

>>8021466

I don't eat girls out because I'm not a beta

>> No.8021747

>>8021690
>It's something to blame her for
Your not chad, she won't treat you as one until you become one.

>> No.8021791

Are you retarded? You're getting a blowjob, once it's out of your body who gives a shit what happens with it?

>> No.8021827

>>8021714
actually disgusting

>> No.8021872

>>8021466
Scientifically proven to be piss.
May not have the same acidic content or same amounts of waste discharge, but chemical structure wise, it's the same thing.
Not that I mind, I personally love squirters

>> No.8021933

>>8021872

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/

Wrong

>> No.8021950

>>8019284
>Longterm GF
Wtf?

>> No.8022136

>>8019284
This is not /blogpost/

>> No.8022141

>>8021791
>Are you retarded? You're bf is still fucking you, once he is out of your sight who gives a shit what slut he chats you with?
Same shit argument, dear.

>> No.8022158

>>8021827
I had to stop halfway through because I genuinely thought she wasn't enjoying it

>> No.8022173

>>8021489
oh and kek, enjoy your accidental 5'4" elliots

>> No.8022185

>>8022173
the Elliot problem pertains to male jew / asian female couplings

>> No.8022206

>>8022158
She probably wasn't. Next time will be alright though.

>> No.8022214

Tell her straight out she shoud do it, and if not, break up with her in a friendly manner. You have infinite options, milkman.