CALLING ALL SMINEM

[Anonymous No.8008520]

COME IN SMINEM

[Anonymous No.8008765]

>>8008520
WILL THE REAL SLIM SKELLY PLS STAND UP

PLS STAND UP

PLS

[Anonymous No.8008779]

>he panic sold
>Dump it
>he managed to 2x his stack
>Pump it
>hes not selling
>pump it more
>he took profits to BTC at Ath
>put him to sleep, call Bitfinex, print 1 billion tethers
>hes awake and his portfolio is 3x
>make him think a crash is imminent , drop off the volume
>he sold everything to USD
>Activate a 50% crypto market crash
>he bought back at the absolute bottom and put a long on Btc at 100x leverage
>pump it again
>he wants to buy the Confido dip
>pull a DDoS attack on all the exchanges
>print 2 billion more tethers when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>huge green dildos till sleep, get Mr Satoshi on the line
>Mr Satoshi is on
>Make Satoshi lock his coins forever and make a public statement as soon as he wakes up
>he already made it
>Activate new paradigm protocol
>he feels Alone now that he has all the gains but nogf
>Deploy the AI robot waifus with artificial womb upgrade
>he thinks its real
>it is
>he never believed he could be so happy
> let him reflect on his life
>he is in bliss
>Guide him to enlightment
>he is becoming one of us Master Sminem
>Good, activate quantum immortality , bring him to Valhalla and then find me another anon

[Anonymous No.8008915]

Did he get facial reconstruction sergery

[Anonymous No.8008990]

god sees everything taunt autism all you want your day will still come

[Anonymous No.8009091]

>>8008990
spooki

[Anonymous No.8009129]

[Anonymous No.8009440]

praise him!

[Anonymous No.8009460]

Legend
>>8009091
LMFAO that's his friend lmao, 4chan autism is insanely OP lmao