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>You made it

What is the first you do ?

>> No.7999815

>>7999800
buy a solid gold rolex and smash it

>> No.7999832
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7999832

>>7999800
10 more episodes

>> No.7999837

rent out a place near some forest for a year and record a black metal album

>> No.7999857

Fuck my girl in a skyrise. Her big tits pressed against the window at daytime.

>> No.7999858

>>7999800
vadim?

>> No.7999862

>>7999800
Escort.

>> No.7999868

A hot meal.

>> No.7999890

>>7999800
>What is the first you do ?
shitpost on biz

>> No.7999895

I'll buy a Ferrari 458 Italia and a Rolex Daytona.

>> No.7999907
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7999907

>>7999800

>> No.7999909
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7999909

>>7999800
Post a screenshot of my gains on biz.

>> No.7999928

>>7999800
your mother, nigger.

>> No.7999943

>>7999800
Buy the most expensive whiskey and drink myself to death

>> No.8000027

>>7999907
You can have that being poor

>> No.8000050
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8000050

>>7999800
kidnap the mangaka that made berserk and make him finish it and buy an anime studio and make the anime

>> No.8000059

>>8000000

>> No.8000161

Go NEET for a year that's my dream

>> No.8000462
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>>7999800
Get a full health check up and I mean the works: full blood/urine/feces analysis, cat scans, EKG, EEG, and a full genetic screening. Then pay for a nutritionist a hollywood-type personal trainer and get ripped.
If you don't spend top dollar on your health then you're retarded imo

>> No.8000490

>>7999868
At last

>> No.8000507
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8000507

Split half of my earnings equally among my family and keep the other half for myself.

>inb4 keep the whole thing and abandon your family

Some of us aren't niggers and actually care about our families.

>> No.8000525
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8000525

buy more cindicator

>> No.8000532

>>8000462
How do you go about doing this?

>> No.8000539

Take my dad out for a nice dinner.

>> No.8000554

Dump like 50k on renovating my parents house

>> No.8000571

>>7999800
Buy parents out of mortgage, give them some money to do work on the house and travel, give my sister some money, take female hormones to see whether they make me any happier and live like a NEET for a year or two

>> No.8000585

quit my job

>> No.8000590

quit my job, dumbass

>> No.8000597

Buy a penthouse in Amsterdam, throw a couple parties. Lots of cocaine

>> No.8000612

>>7999800
Pay off debts and mortgage for the small home I currently own. Build a diversified portfolio of dividend yielding stocks and index funds. Take the other half and begin buy small single family rental homes in my local area.

>> No.8000614

buy 5 gram of ketamine, 2 gram of coke, Some acid, mescaline, shitload if alcochol and have a fucking good time clubbing in berlin, i mean, i would go for days

also, rent out a stripclub with friends and fuck em all

>> No.8000619

>>8000571

this without the female hormones

>> No.8000633

>>7999800
>implying “making it” is a single event
That isn’t how it works. Most of the time, anyway. Making it is a process that occurs over generally long periods of time. You won’t know you’ve made it until you’re already there, at which point there is no first thing to do. There is only whatever you had planned for tomorrow.
That being said, fat fucking cigar.

>> No.8000667

>>8000532
Google is your friend. These types of services are pretty common. Just look up "Full health assessments in [your city here]" and check what kind of tests they offer.

>> No.8000684

uninstall 4chan from my pc and never come back at this shithole

>> No.8000692

how much is making it? i cant live off of 1 million for the rest of my life. if i could i would already retire. i would want 10k a month minimum at house paid off.

>> No.8000697

>>7999815
Literally a great idea

The pain, nervousness, patience, and sadness it has taken to make it.

>> No.8000709

Never work a job again, spend my days playing video games and board games.

>> No.8000736

>>8000027
Fine 2 chicks at the same time on a pile of money.

>> No.8000754
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>>8000614
5 grams of ketamine and only 2 grams of coke?
You need way more coke to go on for days.

>> No.8000765

>>7999800
>What is the first you do ?
Put my money in safer assets than crypto

>> No.8000780

>>8000633
checked, smart reply.
I would book a flight to New Zeland for traveling.

>> No.8000789

Buy a house on the hills and move to cali

>> No.8000803

So basically I would buy a small farm, get some extra kids. Act like a red neck all day

>> No.8000807

>>8000765
Seriously, I'm gonna divest and take a nice long nap.

>> No.8000832

Get really fit, open a hostel in my capital city, and cum inside as many sexy young backpackers as I can before I die.

>> No.8000860

>>7999800
Figure out how to cash out really big amounts

>> No.8000868

give away all my belongings and start over somewhere new

>> No.8000892

>>7999837
Unironically Fuck yeah man

>> No.8000941

>>7999837
>using your cryptos to fund your creative projects
That's the exact same thing I wanna do too

>> No.8000956

Go out to the nicest restaurant in my city alone. Order the most expensive bottle of red wine and a nice juicy steak. Shitpost on /biz/ the whole time while stuffing my face. Give the waiter a $500 tip and leave.

>> No.8000972

>>8000892
So crypto success=more shitty one man blackmetal bands? Well its not the worst thing that could happen

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>>8000860
Do that before you make it. Already try to get a higher tier on coinbase right now. You know how volatile crypto is.

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>>7999800
I look at my portfolio
and all my coins are green
I've known it all my life
I made it (x2)
I used to post about
the life I'm living now
I know that there's no FUD
I made it (x2)
known from the website where no one believed in me
but I never gave up the fight
ya, but now I'm on top
I told you to buy the dip (dip!)
now money's falling from the sky-y-y-y-y
I made it

>> No.8001040

>>8000614
I'll join you, we'll go to amsterdam afterwards. I'll just tell my girlfriend to live at her parents for a week and we'll hit up some degenerate techno parties

>> No.8001041

there is no single "you made it" point. it's a ladder with many steps. I guess at the top I would have enough money in different assets that give me guaranteed returns which are enough to live till I die.

>> No.8001080

If it was one special coin that made me rich i would make a thread with a picture of my lambo and then mock the people that didnt buy it. There is so much things i would do that it would take me years to write it all down

>> No.8001707

ITT: Brainlets

Reinvest into assets giving you cash-flowd

>> No.8001756

>>7999800
pay off my mother's mortgage so she can retire

>> No.8001817

Throw some into LINK just for the lulz, book go chill at the beach thinking about life, browse biz

>> No.8001821

Hire someone to come clean my house so I don't have to. Other than that, not much change. I've got a fucking fun job, amazing wife, and live in a mountain town.

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8001868

>>7999800
posted this in a similar thread

but literally comfy area or gated community with a view, and have an art studio to paint in

>> No.8001979

Screenshot of blockfolio and an email to my parents that the need not worry anymore.

>> No.8002131

Probably fap

>> No.8002203

>>8001707
let's say crypto gives you a million dollar profit, what is the best way to reinvest that money?

>> No.8002464

Quit my job.
Trade in my old 4runner for a CPO (2015+) Ford F-250 Super Duty Lariat or maybe Platinum, in silver. Crew cab standard bed.
Trade in my wife's Cruze for a CPO (2014+) Subaru Legacy Limited.
Find a decent realtor to help me get some good rental properties.
Then since I won't have to work again I'll help my pack rat parents clean up their damn house.

>> No.8002556

>>8000614
You're going to fuck all your friends? In a rented out strip club? Chase your dreams, I guess...

>> No.8002769

>>7999800
laugh at all my coworkers and naysayers