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Daily reminder that NEET is god tier lifestyle.

>> No.799535

>>799517

I pretty much agree with everything in your pic,

NEET represents maximum present utlity.

The only thing I don't agree with is the money part. You have to start with some capital some how. I try to get as close as possible to NEET so I do a home business which doesn't interfere to much with my lifestyle. The ultimate goal being a cash flow yielding portfolio.

>> No.799548

>>799517

Call me back when you're 35 and your mother finally kicks you out of her basement.

>> No.799550
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799550

>>799517
this set of photos is more realistic

>> No.799556

>>799517
That's weird, most NEETs on 4chan seem to just talk about despair and loneliness.

>> No.799561

>>799517
Just curious Op, are you dutch by any chance?

>> No.799563
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>>799550
No it isnt
>>799561
No but im from northen europe
>>799548
>mad wagecuck
>>799535
>The ultimate goal being a cash flow yielding portfolio.

true

>> No.799576

>>799550
How can people do anything in bed? Chairs are way more comfortable.

>> No.799718

>>799576
because they are incredible lazy...

you see sometimes treads on /b/ how much piss filled bottles someone got in his room (post your piss bottles etc )

you can do the math..some fucks are too lazy to walk to the toilet.

>> No.800803

For the last 3 years i've been living the NEET life but better...

BECOME A STUDENT!

Wake up when you want.
Do what you want, literally whenever.
work if you can be arsed
love what you're studying so when you do study, it's not even like work!
Much more money than unemployment

I had a year as a NEET looking for a job. I couldn't find one, so I became a student and it's the best accidental decision ever. It feels like for that year I was doing nothing and I don't think my lifestyle is different now that i'm a student besides occasional essays and tests which are challenging and fun.

To anyone reading this, if you can get into uni and study something you enjoy... DO IT DO IT!!!!!

>> No.800811

>>799517

Where does the NEET get income to support his lifestyle?

>> No.800817

>>800811
Their parents

>> No.800819

>>800811
This is my question too, how do you even pay rent, food, utilities, inernet, et cetera without an income.

>Neetbux and other goverment support

You're literally just scraping by then, can't own a car, can't do nothing, no freedom. So what's the point of having all that free time if you can't do anything with it.

>> No.800823

>>800819
>implying he isn't reading pdfs of Niestzche with a harem of women like every other NEET

>> No.800825

>>800823

Nietzsche died poor and syphilitic

>> No.800851

>>800825
Sounds like someone the NEETs can look up to

>> No.800857

>>800819
Draw porn?

>> No.800862

I am a NEET.

Wake up at 4pm, go to sleep at 8am.

Make a good breakfast, takes me 30 minutes but worth it, 3 sandwiches, Nutella, PB&J, and sandwich with vegetables and chickpea patty from Costco.

Order pizza every 3 days, 2 larges, 4 toppings each, go crazy

Go out, ride my bike whenever I want, get that exercise, come in, check on the markets, my portfolio, and do some drawing for my architecture portfolio as well

Watch some /b/ porn webms on my 50 inch TV in the family room with $10,000 speaker system my parents bought

Be able to prepare dinner for whole family, use so many appliances, learn recipes

NEET lifestyle is fucking god tier.

Too bad I start college in September, rip NEETlife.

lol

>> No.800877

>>800862
>Too bad I have to grow up

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>>800877
forgot pic

>> No.800985

>>799576
This is so incredibly not true. Are you lying or are you serious?

>> No.801001

>>800985
srs
The only thing a bed has over a chair is sleeping and lounging. Do you just have a shitty chair or something?

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>>800880
You never have to grow up. I know im not.
Yes im in denial about growing up. So what.