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I am thinking of creating a smart contract for organising bukkake parties. What do you think of this idea /biz/?

>> No.7968160

>>7968139
I like it.

>> No.7968181

Finally a logical use for blockchain.

>> No.7968201

>>7968139
This is why chainlink will succeed

>> No.7968215

>>7968139
Jesus Christ finally.

>> No.7968250

let me know the ICO date

>> No.7968284

If anyone has a whitelisted/pre-sale account for this, I'm buying

>> No.7968295

>>7968139
>you pay 200 buck to smart contract
>you cum
>biometric sensor in body detects change in weight sperm fluid sends data to oracle
>girl get paid

>> No.7968297

Now you only need a whore to promote Bukkake Coin.

>> No.7968606

>>7968139
Currently, bukkake parties are extremely centralized. People who are too shy to strip in front of strangers or live in the middle of nowhere are cucked. Decentralizing them is a great idea with a huge potential.

First we'll need to build a blockchain for DNA material. We'll also sell special scanners that allow you to scan your DNA and upload it to the blockchain.

Then we need some kind of equipment that would use that electronic DNA signature to generate your sperm. Tech like that hasn't been invented yet but that's what the ico money is for.

After that, it's smooth sailing. You jerk off, sensor detects the ejaculation and the girl is showered in your semen. Bukkake tokens are transferred to her as payment afterwards. You can also use the blockchain to keep track of all the girls you came on.

>> No.7968609

POST
THE
SET

>> No.7968628

>>7968606
Satoshi vision right here

>> No.7968655

>>7968606
almost had an aneurysm trying to hold it at work/10