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7965952 No.7965952 [Reply] [Original]

So an audit is just a bluff, right? Like if I don't respond I can pretend I never got it. They're just trying to trick me into revealing my crypto holdings, right?

>> No.7965972

>So an audit is just a bluff, right?
oh hunny... you are in for one rude life lesson

>> No.7965994

>>7965952
I don't fear god, but I fear the IRS.

>> No.7965999

Why does the land of the "free" have such a nazi money police?

>> No.7966001
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>>7965952
>So an audit is just a bluff, right?
Treat it like a bluff and find out

>> No.7966007

>>7965999
>murica
>free

They are just puppets of the jews

>> No.7966017

>>7965952
The IRS hit you with an audit? Oh sheat. What happened? They found out about your crypto earnings?

>> No.7966035

...shit

>> No.7966047

Just say that you have a gambling problem amd drug problem. Cooperate 100% but keep on about the drugs. They'll let you settle for 10% of what you owe if you promise to go to NA and GA. Dont try to hide shit or you will go to jail.

>> No.7966251

>>7965999
Not nazis, they are communists.

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Pay your taxes OP. Hail Satan.

>> No.7966296

>>7965952

POST PROOF YOU GOT AUDITED

>> No.7966532

>>7965952
>t. someone who tried to file crypto to crypto trades as like kind exchanges

>> No.7966653

>>7966532
Yea I am curious to hear how OP got audited. I am afraid to even declare my gains because they will probably audit me anyways. Declaring the gains just puts unnecessary attention on yourself. If you make the government find out about the gains on their own, at least they have to do all the leg work to find you.

>> No.7966766

>>7965952
how did they even get a valid address to mail you anything? you are doing it wrong if the government has your address.

>> No.7966786

>>7966251
God I wish.

>> No.7966835

>>7965952
If by "just a bluff" you mean seizing your assets and garnishing wages/autism bucks until they take what they believe you owe plus interest and fees, sure, just a bluff