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7965183 No.7965183 [Reply] [Original]

Insider Anon, here. Work alongside some private bankers (think family office/pension funds)for a top 5 international bank in terms of total AUM.

You have 4 days left before the onset of the biggest bullrun of human history. Make your final preparations, close any margin shorts, and get ready. You don't have to believe me, but I want everyone to make some fucking money this time around, so I am just giving you a heads up. No anon left behind. 2018 is our year.

>> No.7965211

>>7965183
Nice just bought 100k.

>> No.7965227

Not even a good LARP

>> No.7965250

You just missed the largest bull run in human history man, this is just sad role playing now

>> No.7965285

>>7965183
>private family bankers
>Top 5 intl bank

Sure. Ok

>> No.7965303

>>7965285
not saying op is not larp but you dont even know what private banking is. stfu

>> No.7965322

>>7965183

Witness any Baby Murders I know that's what they do.

>> No.7965323

>>7965285
>>7965183

>private family bankers
>Top 5 intl bank

>on 4chan

Sure. Ok

>> No.7965341

>>7965183
m-my dad w-works for deutsche bank

>> No.7965346

>>7965183
Be more specific. Ultra high net worth individuals and hyper-conservative institutional investors are handled by two different groups within banks. Further, I'm skeptical private banking will be the first big move into crypto. Hell, GS is still setting up the CFX desk within FICC/S&T. If anything will be recommended to clients, it will be through prime brokerage maybe. Guys like Mike Cembalest and Tim O’Neill aren't about to be recommending bitcoin to family offices.

-a guy who trades for a macro fund and used to be in alternative asset management for the largest primary dealer in the game.

>> No.7965372

>>7965303
this guy gets it. people are delusional if they believe btc/crypto will be pitched to ultra high net worth investors by major financial institutions.These places have a tough time getting clients to buy shit riskier than Starbucks, Boeing and Amazon (assuming they have any equity allocation whatsoever).

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7965493

>>7965183
You need to post real inside info, something tangible. Give us something we can sink our teeth into anon, something to light a fire inside us and straighten our slouches like a bolt of lightning blasting the Cheeto crust from our beards and flaking dried semen from our trousers! You need to give us something MORE than a brrrrapapap-ap on the wind anon... Otherwise this may have well been just another chainlink thread.

>> No.7965508

>>7965323
I mean, my family runs one of the largest engineering firms in Canada. Rich people like to shitpost to bud.

>> No.7965541

Everyone on /biz/ has insider banking connections. You're nothing special.

>> No.7965617

>>7965493
This.

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7965645

>>7965183
>insider here

>> No.7965760

>>7965183
you should had your mouth shut, take your stuff and go, clean your desk

>> No.7965807

>>7965183
There needs to be a plush Pepe blocking the bull's path. That is all.

>> No.7965816

>>7965303
I imagine he’s in South Dakota.