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>be me, autistic KHV NEET mining crypto in 2015, trading since 2016
>over $2M cashed out from crypto
>moved out of parents to nice small place to NEET in
>order food when too lazy to cook, give huge generous tips cause i dont use money for much else ($20-100)
>ordering breakfast today, takes longer than usual
>delivery person finally arrives, girl looks in her teens, is cute
>i stutter a lot, she gives me food, receipt, i sign, she asks to come in and use my bathroom
>dont have heart to say no
>she goes in, goes through my room to bathroom
>comes back out and asks what all my anime figures are
>"i-i just like collecting...."
>"oh wow thats so cool anon, well i gotta get going, thanks again"
>she leaves
>set food down, put receipt in pocket and feel $50 bill, realize i forgot to tip her, awful feeling.

what do i do with these feels biz

>> No.7945699

I would recommend agonising over it endlessly, blowing it vastly out of proportion and giving yourself an unnecessarily hard time.

>> No.7945700

you can tip me and you will feel better

>> No.7945707

>>7945675
Did she flush?? You’d be lucky if she didn’t, I’d smell that for hours.

>> No.7945718

>>7945699
This. Is he biz way to deal with problems.
>>7945675
It's over dude, idk how are you even typing this, you must be strong af

>> No.7945724

>>7945675
This is a good thing. Maybe next time you order she'll spit in your food and it'll almost be like you kissed her.

>> No.7945745

larp larp larp get a life loser

>> No.7945793

>>7945675
good thread
being honest might work
maybe you can fuck her next time, ask her if she likes anime

>> No.7945796
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7945796

put pic of anime figurines
maybe order food from there again until the same grill delivers and give her some tip and also ask if she wants a figurine as extra tip

>> No.7945824

Did u smell the toilet after she left?

>> No.7945827

>>7945675
You letting her use your shit covered toilet is enough tip.

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7945839

>>7945675
Look on the bright side, you've basically solved one of the biggest challenges that most people spend their entire lives trying to achieve: being financially secure. Now you can spend the next 5 years learning how to socialize. Not too difficult, I pulled it off in a couple of years

>> No.7945840

lick the toilet seat

>> No.7945846

>paying at diner counter last night
>typing in tip on card reader
>put 75 cents
>decide to do a dollar instead
>hit back to delete the 75
>cancel my tip and completes the transaction

>> No.7945977

but sir, did you smell the toilet?

>> No.7945992

>>7945707
>>7945724
>>7945824
>>7945827
>>7945840
>>7945977
why would i do something so disgusting

>> No.7946014

BTC Donations for a poor soul?

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>> No.7946021

>>7945675

Keep ordering again my friend and she will pop up again.

Get your autist plan ready to talk about anime and shit.

>> No.7946041

>>7946014
Scandinavians do not like giving away money

>> No.7946090

>>7945699
this, works wonders for me.

>> No.7946113

Oh I didn't notice I accidentally clicked /larp/ instead of /biz/

>> No.7946226

>>7945675
I really really wouldn't worry about it anon Also, this is the wrong fucking board