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You are INNOVATORS. You are successful, sophisticated, take-charge in the bedroom people with high self-esteem. Your favorite things are BMW, Wired magazine, sparkling water, and Apple phones. You are among the established and emerging leaders in business and government, yet you feel alienated by institutions of authority and social decorum. You feel that there must be a better way. You can feel the the next wave is coming, an e-wave of SUPER MONEY that you will ride all the way to the top of the pussy pyramid.

>> No.7943703

The only thing i agree on that gay wall of text is sparkling water.

No drink comes close to it

>> No.7943712
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7943712

>>7943678

>BMW

Is for arabs.

>Wired

Is for cucks

>Sparkling water

Is pretty damn good.

>Iphones

Are for cucks.


>There must be a better way.

Damn straight, that's why we're here trading shitcoins instead of options and penny stocks.

>> No.7943840

>>7943703
>>7943712
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why don't you just drink regular water? It's healthier even.

>> No.7943885

>>7943840
This. The amount of times I've bought sparkling water accidentally. One sip and I instantly want to commit suicide. A fizzy fucking nothingness that drains every last bit of happiness from your soul.

>> No.7944094

>>7943885
Exactly, anon, exactly. On the rare occasions I buy bottled water, it's always an unwelcome surprise of that carbonated industrial waste.

>> No.7944403

sparkling water is bad for your teeth dickheads