who?

[Anonymous No.7939062]

whats the theory with this clown? does he supposedly have the worlds banksters in his back pocket too? kek. poor kids mom just drank too much vodka and smoked cigarettes while she was pregnant with him

[Anonymous No.7939124]

How far the whites have fallen

[Anonymous No.7939153]

have some fucking respect

[Anonymous No.7939162]

>>7939062
You're not gonna make it in crypto land if you don't learn to pay respects to based Sminem.

[Anonymous No.7939164]

>>7939062
isnt that the kid who just shot up that school in florida?

[Anonymous No.7939191]

>>7939164
kek

[Anonymous No.7939198]

>>7939162
who is "based" sminem and how does he in anyway have any effect on my crypto holdings? can I get a quick rundown

[Anonymous No.7939236]

High pants for high gains

[Anonymous No.7939363]

why does he look like a fart

[Anonymous No.7939471]

>>7939062
>doesn't know Lord sminem

[Anonymous No.7939545]

Seriously, who the fuck is this kid? I really don't know.

[Anonymous No.7939557]

blasphemers will be smited

[Anonymous No.7939580]

pure autism manifest. trust with your $

i have a high iq and recognize my status of brainlet in his presence

[Anonymous No.7939664]

>>7939545
Just a meme. Google sminem meme

[Anonymous No.7939666]

>>7939062
Behead those who insult Sminem.

[Anonymous No.7939691]

>>7939666
agreed

[Anonymous No.7939730]

>>7939062
Only a noncoiner would dare to speak of “the one” in such a way

[Anonymous No.7939767]

minister you, sminem

[Anonymous No.7939780]

Based Sminem.

[Anonymous No.7939797]

>>7939062
Why the fuck is this kid a meme on this board, What has he done for concurrency besides being Vitalik's half brother?

[Anonymous No.7939825]

Sminem came to this planet to defeat the Bogdanoffs

[Anonymous No.7939833]

He disrespected me. Dump it.

[Anonymous No.7939971]

>>7939062
Based Sminem will not have mercy on this blasphemy

[Anonymous No.7940037]

>>7939666
>>7939833
no disrespect to the actual poor kid irl,

Something like >>7939825 could seem as more 'disrespect'

Just calling it as it is

[Anonymous No.7940062]

>>7939062
The "theory" is that some people think it is absolutely hillariuos that he have big ears. I think we should leave him alone. Seems like a nice dude

[Anonymous No.7940238]

>>7940037
Behead those who concern-troll the devotees of Sminem.

[Anonymous No.7940320]

>>7939062
bogs bow to sminem
all you need to know

[Anonymous No.7940449]

>>7940062
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.7940472]

>>7939062
SMIM3EN

[Anonymous No.7940529]

im sorry.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/iwumbo/works/30518757-boy-sminem-cool

[Anonymous No.7941296]

no one ever actually gave me a rundown on him

[Anonymous No.7941446]

Here's a quick rundown:
>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash out, because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

[Anonymous No.7941494]

>>7939198
>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

[Anonymous No.7941528]

>>7939062
He's the long-lost son of Vitalik

[Anonymous No.7941530]

>>7941446
You should update the bogbear count,it’s not over 9000 but it will be around 2020 when many moons. Have to checkout the prophecy

[Anonymous No.7941612]

>>7939164
Nay, that was his long lost evil twin, Menims. Rumors have it that he was kiddnapped by the Bogs as a baby. He was subject to endless torturous experiments to corrupt his powers to use for destroying markets. When they failed to contain his power, he escaped and went around the world wreaking havoc.

His recent escapade brought him into the spotlight. He's locked away for now, but he will eventually use his powers to escape and continue his path of revenge.

[Anonymous No.7941699]

>>7941612
based sminem going to swoop in and assassinate menims in the night, they'll call it a suicide
cap this

[Anonymous No.7941816]

>>7941446
>>7941494
Thank you for this info.

[Anonymous No.7941911]

>>7941612
wow for a smaller board /biz/ has some of the best meme quality to pph ratio

[Anonymous No.7941985]

>>7941911
You guys should find this kid irl and donate him a bunch of crypto, he deserves it

[Anonymous No.7942055]

>>7941985
Nigger he has more crypto than any of us combined, he's here to save us from the boggs and pump our coins