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Ask me anything

>> No.7938629

>>7938612
post dick

>> No.7938630

>>7938612
i want to belive. If its true though you would take a pic of your face with stamp.

>> No.7938632

>>7938612
Why are your dick beaters inflamed?

>> No.7938634

i see your fists are still red from punching that journalist

>> No.7938645
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7938645

>>7938612
>fat lumpy hand
Is it... is it really him?

>> No.7938650

>>7938632
The cold air makes my hands dry

>> No.7938658

>>7938612
can you confirm the existence of Jason Parser?

will the shadow fork destroy mankind as the prophecy has suggested?

>> No.7938669

>>7938612
what is your take on us?

>> No.7938673

>>7938658
The shadow fork is not real

>> No.7938686

Does your linky stay stinky?

>> No.7938695

Neck beard not full enough nice try

>> No.7938698

Why do you think Ethereum or other blockchain can not implement their own oracle ?
What will be the price of LINK at EOY 2018

>> No.7938707

Why aren't you all in on cryptocities.net?

>> No.7938710

>>7938669
I'm glad I'm not alone in seeing the value of the technology I hope to implement with ChainLink. It makes me happy to see so many people excited about the future of this project.

>> No.7938714

>>7938612
why are you so fat

>> No.7938717

>>7938612
>Thinking we don't know every detail of Sergey's body off by heart
Begone larper

>> No.7938726

>>7938612
Can't wait to see what you have in store for SXSW

>> No.7938729

>>7938650
You're beard isn't low enough on your neck to be Sergey. Good luck with your inflamed dick beaters, faggot.

>> No.7938754

>>7938717
This. There isn’t nearly enough strain being put on those buttons

>> No.7938762
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7938762

>>7938698
>>7938698
>why wouldn't banks train their own cooks instead of ordering food
>why wouldn't grocery stores grow their own fruits/vegetables
>why wouldn't airlines build their own airplanes

>> No.7938773

>>7938612
JFc did you really buy that shirt just to larp on /biz/

>> No.7938778

Did you really fucked a big mac?

>> No.7938781

>>7938698
It's possible, but I'm not aware of any other decentralized oracle projects. I think we have a good team and made a lot of progress. By the time another project surfaces the will have to compete with ChainLink. I'm sorry, but I'm not concerned about the price of ChainLink.

>> No.7938819

>>7938714
Big Macs are delicious

>> No.7938934

2 slim desu.

>> No.7938969

>>7938612
Bump, this guy wants to LARP, let him LARP.

>> No.7938978

>>7938781
Although you aren't Sergey, you're doing a good job anon, respek

>> No.7938996
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7938996

Why aren't you all in on www.cryptocities.net ?

>> No.7939037

>>7938612

send me a shirt

>> No.7939041

>>7938781
nice typos faggot just dumped 100k

>> No.7939050

>>7938612
THATS NOT HIM ITS JUST THE ANON THAT BOUGHT THE SHIRT OFF AMAZON

THATS NOT HIM ITS JUST THE ANON THAT BOUGHT THE SHIRT OFF AMAZON

THATS NOT HIM ITS JUST THE ANON THAT BOUGHT THE SHIRT OFF AMAZON

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7939056

>>7938612
Sergey what made you just lose all self-control that day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA

>> No.7939071
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>>7938781
>price of ChainLink.

>> No.7939077

>>7938612
Not with that pussy ass beard you aren’t.

>> No.7939093

Is the FUD that ChainLink price can not go/be more than $1 true or false ?

>> No.7939107

>>7938819
hey if you were the real satoshi,
would you be honest about it
?

>> No.7939111

>>7939050
Just about to say this, this is that fat autist who paid 100 links for some anon to find him the shirt so he could buy it to larp as Sergey

>> No.7939119

>>7938612
Cut the McDonalds. Seriously. Get in shape dude you're going in the wrong direction

>> No.7939122

>>7939071
>>7939093
I though you people cared about the technology? Why does the price matter to you so much? This is about changing the world.

>> No.7939133

>>7939107
No

>> No.7939190

Yes we care about the tech. But investor need to make money also. We are the early adopter who take risk to invest in raising capital for groundbreaking ideas like your to grow. I think investor has right to be informed if there is anything inherent in the technology such that the chainlink price will always be kept >=$1 for practical use case. How is that question caring about price matter only? Thanks Sergey

>> No.7939259

Nice larp OP. Although I don’t doubt that Sergey couldn’t care less if link was $0.01. Why do we care about the price? We gave you a shitload of ICO money, this ain’t a charity

>> No.7939271

>>7939190
I'm sorry I misundestood, but there is no plan to keep ChainLink at a valuation of one USD. What would be the purpose of that other than to compete with USDT or USD itself? That is clearly not what we are trying to do. The price is not going to be defined by our team.

>> No.7939292

>>7938612
Do you spit or swallow

>> No.7939303

>>7939259
I appreciate your contributions, but i cannot say what the price will be. All I can say is that there is no plan to control it at a certain level.

>> No.7939322

so am I on fucking /b/ right now or nah

>> No.7939347

>>7938612
Congrats on the shirt delivery!

>> No.7939378

>>7939322
/biz/ has essentially become oldschool /b/

>> No.7939414

How far until the exit scam?

>> No.7939416

>>7939378
>oldschool /b/

Nah. 2009-2013 is not "oldschool /b/" my dude

>> No.7939457

>>7939416
2009 was 43 years ago.

>> No.7939523

>>7939056
Ouch!

>> No.7939535

>>7938612
This is so obviously fake, pathetic.

>> No.7939561

>>7939303
You purposely drove the price down being cryptic, and investors at ICO prices are merely sitting on a small gain when shitcoins went 20x. Fuck off larper

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>>7938673

>> No.7939638
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>>7939056

>> No.7939643

>>7939056

haahahaha. buying Link now

>> No.7940188

>>7939122
>I though you people cared about the technology?

Why would I care about the technology if it isn't going to make me money? We paid money to buy into LINK for a reason, bro.

>> No.7940217

$100 possible?

>> No.7940241
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7940241

Did you lose weight? Your buttons should be near bursting off

>> No.7940884

>>7938612
can you sell me THE shirt? /biz bought them all and I can't get one. please help Sergay.

>> No.7940898

>>7940188
>>7940217
LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.7940903

>>7938629
fpbp

>> No.7940973

>>7940898
Why did you kick that guys ass on Tv by the water fountain, and do you think it increased your social capital?

>> No.7940999

I want to believe

>> No.7941055
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if trips then OP is for real

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7941116

>>7938612
holy shit it’s real

>> No.7941281

>>7938634
Underrated post

>> No.7941636

>>7940241
heh nice

>> No.7941715
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7941715

>>7938612
>Sergey is sitting in the board room of Exxon Mobil
>Ready to sign a [paper] contract which lets Exxon operate a node, and utilize LINK for smart contracts relating to the sale of oil
>Sergey twitches slightly to the side to pick up the pen
>He's ready to sign. This is it
>One of the two lower buttons on his shirt shoots out at Mach-4 speeds and hits the chairman of the board in the eye
>It goes straight through his skull and ricochets through the room for what seems like an eternity
>After 40 seconds the button stops
>Sergey looks around, and there's blood everywhere
>His button killed nearly half the board of directors
>He quickly signs the [paper] contract and runs the fuck out of there
>Always prepared. Always sneakers

>> No.7941747

>>7938650
wear gloves you dunce

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>> No.7942036

How big is the dev team ?

>> No.7942142

>>7942036
ive seen that linkpool jonny is now dev for them on github

>> No.7942183

>>7938612
when are you going to trigger the exit scam? i want to dump in time

>> No.7942318

>>7941715
Kek

>> No.7942561

>>7938634
>punching that journalist
details?
if true i will dump immediately coz i don't want to support some violent dumb slav squatmonkey

>> No.7942598

>>7942142
Lol no?

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7942613

>>7942036

1

>> No.7942617

>>7942598
He is, check it. Jonny Huxtable.

>> No.7942721

>>7938612
Nice LARP
+2 for effort

>> No.7943093

>>7942036
literally one slavic neckbeard devving in his mother's basement just like 90% of any other independent software development

>> No.7943164

>>7942617
He is just listed as somone who made a contribution to the code
That doesn't make him an official dev

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7943169

>>7938612
Scarce, is that you?

>> No.7943230

When will the LINK movie be released?

https://youtu.be/oTcSnwKKaUY

>> No.7943259

>>7941715
Lul

>> No.7943311

I'm tempted to buy 10K LINK now...nothing has been memed this hard on here that I've seen....its a prophecy...also how long has he been working on LINK, its funny he got the smartcontract.com domain name

>> No.7943348

>>7943311
>buying before the crash

>> No.7943350

>>7943311
He ordered Jason Parser to kill the previous owner back in 2009 and annex it. Do not trust this man with your money.
Rumour has it that the original plan of Satoshi Nakamoto was to implement smart contracts into the BTC protocol, but something or someone got in the way...

>> No.7943356

>>7938645
naw, serwhale isnt that thin

>> No.7943402

>>7943311
If you buy for the meme you are stupid
LINK is just something that spiraled out of control a few months ago
I hope the hype dies soon so we can have a normal board again
Hack for all i care it could go to 1k so all linkies wont come back here because they are busy fuckin escorts

>> No.7943539

>>7943402
What other products are creating decentralized oracles? I hear Mobius maybe I'll have to check it out. Doesn't LINK have a huge head start? There is so much FUD and its profitable in the past for me to do the opposit of /biz, once I've done some homework. Interoperability and real world use will be the crypto of 2018 right? Why is LINK garbage?

>> No.7943595

>>7943311
>lso how long has he been working on LINK,
that is not a good thing
if you work on something for 10 years while technology advances the 10 year code you have at the begining will be archaic
Just look at duke nukem forever

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>>7941833

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>>7943402
>>7943539
>Why is LINK garbage?
It's not. At the very worst, maybe it's somewhat overhyped on /biz/, but we'll never know except in hindsight. Maybe it's actually being underrated by /biz/ right now.
pic related is why LINK has the upper hand in the race for decentralized oracles

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>>7943638
It's better to be sae than sorry and buy 10 units of any currency that is strongly memed here. if it is a scam or flop you will loose twenty bucks and not care and if it is the next buttcoin you won't have have to swallow a fist full of sleeping pills whole posting pink wojaks because of the regret you can't no longer take

>> No.7943786

too many larps
Reeeeeee