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Are you guys miring? Fucking quintuple major over here. Accounting, finance, international business, marketing, management.
>inb4 where's econ
Fucking. Jelly. Brah.
3.5 GPA Fucking stony brook.

>> No.790794

>>790792
Have fun dropping out next semester.

>> No.790797

>>790794
Came in hot with 45 credits. Also summer school.

>> No.790799

>>790797
>45 credits
>wants to quintuple major
Hahahahahahahahah!

>> No.790807

Gonna have to stomp on your hot streak a bit early anon. There's a 99.9999% chance you'll scoff at this advice, but seeing as how I wanted to quadruple major in Finance, Operations, International Business, and Tech Management a few years ago, here's a piece of advice:

>Recruiters will literally laugh at your resume for how aimless you're being
>You'd think it's impressive, but the warning signal it gives to recruiters is that you have no idea what the fuck you're doing and aren't really passionate about anything
>It's better to speak strongly about 1-2 combinations rather than say "lul I'm good and passionate about everything mang nawmsayin"
>You'll gain waaaay more valuable connections and meaningful relationships if you focus on 1-2 of the majors and the respective "power" professors
>You'll burn out eventually

Take this coming from a Big 3 consultant. I salute and encourage your motivation, but I doubt your long-term strategy. Wish you the best man, you'll figure it out.

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790808

WHOOOOA, NICE "MAJORS"

I'll be over here with two commas in my bank account and only one measly major - SUPER JEALOUS BTW!


LMAO what a naive fucking retard.

>> No.790810

>>790799
>45 credits as an incoming freshman
I zero gen ed, zero intro level courses,

>> No.790812

>>790807
But muh course load and multifarious aura will have them jelly.

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790818

>>790808
>this
>>790812
>being this autistic
>being this shallow
>being this naive

look at it from a recruiter/manager's point of view you tool. There's a difference between over-achievement and over-drive autism

>> No.790822

>>790818
My autism lets me power through shit Tons of work

>> No.790827

>>790807

he can just list relevant majors only for different applications

>> No.790949

>>790792
You just want full retard.
Get an accounting degree, and pass the CFA.
Be an expert at Excel.
Wow now you're actually employable

>> No.790974

>>790949
why the fuck would you do accounting and go for the CFA?

>> No.790986

>>790792
> stony brook

Go to the math department faculty picture page.

You might not know this, but MORE than one of the faces that pop up is of someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

It's odd how students take the classes of some of these professors, and never realize they are billionaires.

I am not bullshitting you.

>> No.791010

wow OP you are so alpha and so good at everything plz write an ebook so all of us can gain an insight into how you are so great.

>> No.791365

>"jelly"
>"brah"

>> No.791469

OP has discovered a way to spend two degrees worth of time and money and only receive one degree.

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791474

>>790792
Miring? You are fag who can't even post the right pic.

>> No.791484

>stony brook
Hahahahahahahahha

My sides

>> No.791669

>>791365
/fit/
>>791469
Took four years
>>791484
Decent?>>791474
U got me there.
I'm miring so hard.