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What job will net most pussy? Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:00:54 2015 No.789698 [Reply] [Original]

I am becoming a pilot.

Is there a healthy supply of pussy to be amassed with this occupation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:02:19 2015 No.789700 the uniform is cute :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:02:44 2015 No.789701 no, you won't make much money either unless 10 to 20 years down the line they finally let you become an airline pilot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:04:53 2015 No.789705 >>789698 fighter pilot probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:06:21 2015 No.789706 File: 1.45 MB, 288x198, oh wait, you're serious.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:06:31 2015 No.789707 >>789701 as long as i am drowning in pussy now. money can come later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:07:37 2015 No.789708 >>789707 You're going to be making 13 grand a year, sleeping in a studio apartment with 20 to 30 other broke-ass airline pilots, and working too hard to jack off, let alone chase pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:10:34 2015 No.789710 >>789708 b-but I was promised there would be a pilot shortage....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:17:57 2015 No.789717 >>789698 Stray cat catcher

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:20:39 2015 No.789718 >>789708 >>789701 is money all that matters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:23:33 2015 No.789722 >>789710 Lol but by the time you actually get to fly a commercial airline you will have erectile dysfunction. Pussy follows the money bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:27:00 2015 No.789724 You want pussy? Be a bartender. The US pilot market is going to be saturated before too long, unless you speak another language well enough to not fly in the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:29:29 2015 No.789726 >>789724 I have Kiwi Citizen ship. Does that help?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:32:57 2015 No.789730 >>789726 I don't know about the pilot situation in Middle Earth. I really only pay attention to the US pilot market because it affects my line of business pretty significantly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:35:23 2015 No.789733 >>789730 what do you do for work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 22:45:32 2015 No.789740 >>789733 I will fly planes for Uncle Sam after I graduate college

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 17 23:10:32 2015 No.789774 I have commerci pilot license. I got out of the industry because you're treated like shit and there's literally no money. The pilot shortage is the biggest scam/bait to hustle short sighted people like op.

Anonymous Wed Jun 17 23:17:48 2015 No.789782

The pay isn't bad. Most of these faggots don't know about BHA or other types of bonus pay which is tax free. You'll start out making around 35k or so as base pay, it will go up to 50k within a few years, with almost 12k tax free for BHA. Yes, you will swim in pussy. With other bonuses (flight pay) and side opportunities there will be opportunities for a profitable sideline.

Just be aware that you're signing on for 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:17:29 2015 No.790401 >>789698 >I am becoming a pilot. So you will have the prestige of a bus driver, but actually lower pay. Pussy magnet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:32:56 2015 No.790415 >>789730 >Middle Earth I just busted laughing at this. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:51:47 2015 No.790434 University Professors get insane amounts of pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:52:13 2015 No.790436 >>790401 you sound really bitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:53:50 2015 No.790437 >>790436 Just relaying the bitterness of all my pilot/failed pilot pals.

Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:07:56 2015 No.790448

>>789698
my friend is a pilot and he gets pussy without being a pilot. He would tell you not to become a pilot to get pussy.

He was chosen as one out of 500 fighter pilot slots in the entire Air force. He'll go to several officer training courses, one of which he will be thrown out of an airplane into the jungle, hunted, captured and tortured. His torturers are allowed to break one bone and stick needles under each of his fingernails.

You may not go through this assuming you even obtain a pilot slot. But you want to become a pilot for women? You become a pilot because you're an ubersmensch motherfucker and you want to serve your country.

Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:13:36 2015 No.790457

My dad used to tell me about underwater welders who he met, constructing the pontoons for oil rigs. They live in high-pressure containers for weeks at at time and apparently when they get to shore absolutely no woman is safe. They are some of the most adrenalin-fueled hardcore cunts apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:32:20 2015 No.790485 >>790448 >His torturers are allowed to break one bone and stick needles under each of his fingernails. BULLFUCKING SHIT. Everything else, believable. But no fucking way on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:40:47 2015 No.790493 >>790448 Thats not how top gun went

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:46:39 2015 No.790506 File: 67 KB, 600x600, ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Firefighter duh.. But good luck getting hired unless you're a Chippowah female with dyslexia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:50:12 2015 No.790513 >>790506 >that third firefighter from the left Poor guy did SS + gomad a bit too long

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 18:56:20 2015 No.790516 >>790485 can someone who is military to confirm or refute my claim?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 19:01:29 2015 No.790520 >>790448 This is a load of complete shyte. Back to /b/..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 19:04:38 2015 No.790522 >>790520 K thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 19:52:27 2015 No.790576 You know who gets pussy? >Elementary school teachers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 19:59:11 2015 No.790587 >>790516 92T0 here, yes. This anon speaks the truth. In SERE training they get to hunt you, torture you (I only heard of waterboarding and some thing where they make you suck in cigarette smoke until you nearly pass out.). SERE training fucking sucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 02:58:35 2015 No.790922 File: 26 KB, 480x360, 1430709091038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>789698 Pilot here, mfw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 03:39:03 2015 No.790934 >>790516 This is bs. You get tortured, but it's very controlled. Usually they just poke your solar plexus or water board you. No one breaks your bones or puts needles under your nails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 22:03:54 2015 No.791660 File: 42 KB, 637x609, 11230904_1107499032600564_7590443151717163358_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jun 19 22:12:37 2015 No.791668

Why not just buy a pilot's uniform and tell them you are one?

This is about the same as becoming a doctor because you saw some heart warming mid 2000 movie about a doctor who saves a woman and they fall madly in love and live together happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 22:15:27 2015 No.791671 >>789698 Anything to do with military, you are the furthest away from pussy as you can get. Enjoy your sausage fest bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 23:13:28 2015 No.791717 >>791671 who said I was going through the military for pilot job?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 19 23:38:13 2015 No.791749 >>789698 Give up now, Akhmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:35:05 2015 No.791869 >>789726 the accent could do wonders for your pussy game as a bartender in the US

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:01:02 2015 No.791879 porn star

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:04:12 2015 No.791882 File: 148 KB, 494x615, 1421340505237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>789707 Just some small detail, if you want pussy, get money. Pussy loves money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:44:29 2015 No.792320 >>789782 Mcdonalds tier money why would I do that

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:48:27 2015 No.792322

>>790448
I was on SERE, they slap you in the face, but can't wind up. Its from the shoulder is the limit. They make you do wall sits.
put you in a tiny box. And yell at you.
and you go on a three day hike with 2 meals.
One guy got stung by a bee. went to hospital.

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