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7876911 No.7876911 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.7877103

Space is a satanic hoax
Earth is a flat plain
The other "planets" are wandering stars

>> No.7877113
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>> No.7877122

but I am with my tax dollars

>> No.7877133

>>7876911

http://airdroparena.com/ - all my assets are tied up in this instead

>> No.7877177

I bought chainlink I invested in him indirectly.

>> No.7877263

>>7876911
because a recession is coming and stocks are going to go down for a while

>> No.7877300

Have you done any research how fucking awful his hyperloop idea actually is?

>> No.7877342

>>7877177
Dubs confirm

>> No.7877412

>>7877177
Hey dipshit. Engineers can do things as hobbies in their free time. This isn’t a Tesla project. It’s a Tesla employees personal pet project.

>> No.7877474

>>7877122
this. Plus my company is also investing by being forced to buy Tesla™ carbon credits.

>> No.7877486

Reddit sucks his dick all day long, so he must suck.

>> No.7877495

>>7876911
He's a scam artist.

>> No.7877525

>>7876911
because fake and very gay CIA nigga

>> No.7877583

>>7877103
You realize you can look at Saturn with a $50 telescope and see that it's not a star, right? Like you can literally count the rings from your bedroom window.

>> No.7877611

>>7876911
cuz his shit blows up. great scientists you hired. see what the dollar does to people....dissolves your passion. fuck this little bitch.

>> No.7877661

>>7877474
>forced
>Not just making zero emission cars

These fucking credit sales should be equivalent to fraud

>> No.7877690

Stock is to expensive, can make more investing into Link

>> No.7877741

Because the only good company of his isn't listed.

>> No.7877764

Because you spam this thread and you should always do the opposite of what Biz says

>> No.7877769

I can't find his token on CMC

>> No.7877772

>>7877583
It's a star, just a different shape like all the wandering stars

>> No.7877808

>>7876911
Because he's an MK ULTRA

>> No.7877907
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7877907

because I'm all in on Chain Link™
Tesla keeps losing money
you can't buy shares of SpaceX
his other companies are probably equally gay

>> No.7878064

Because universe is not real.

>> No.7878081

bcuz hes an ai robot

>> No.7878096

>>7876911
I AM! I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS ON CHAINLINK YOU KEK.

>> No.7878123

>>7876911
>invested
i've cummed in his arse multiple times at bathroom stalls across the vegas strip.

>> No.7878534

>>7876911

Because I don’t have any money

>> No.7878882

can you buy space x stock?

>> No.7878965

>>7878882
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/121515/will-elon-musks-spacex-go-public.asp

>> No.7879006

>>7876911

I am shorting his company, he is incapable of running a company kek, when the recession hits Tesla is DONE.

>> No.7879119

>>7877103
>>>/x/

>> No.7879142

>>7879006
>he is incapable of running a company
Let's see (YOUR) billion dollar company then

>> No.7879163

cause i'm invested in shitcoins.

honestly, despite what i've heard about the abysmally inefficient management style, i would throw my money at this guy just so he could continue his work. i wouldn't even need a payoff from it.

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>>7877103
>Planets are wandering stars

>> No.7879397

>>7876911
Bbb-but I am anon. I got LINK and it was confirmed by an anon here a few days back that TESLA is going to use LINK nodes to pay for water and other space supplies on their mars base!!

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>>7877103
THIS

stay strong brother
the they will come when everybody sees you where right

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>>7876911
space is fake

>> No.7879987

>>7877583
no

>> No.7880071

>>7879889
A lot of you guys aren't far off from giving this serious consideration

>> No.7880103

>>7877583
telescopes have images of ""planets"" and ""stars"" hardcoded in them. Wake up sheeple, space doesn't exist.

>> No.7880728

>>7876911
waiting for mobius to moon, then will allocate profits to musky

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>>7878123
an illustration for you virgins

>> No.7882021

>>7876911
He is polluting space with his battery toy car and occasionaly crying on tv.

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I'm investing in this man instead

They're bound to collide within 5-10 years

>> No.7882392

>>7877113
underrated

>> No.7882926

>>7879410
good trolling

>>7879889
good baiting, I won't bite tho

>> No.7883285

>>7876911
h-how?

would love to.

>> No.7883380

>>7877103
Earth is not plain, how dare you! We are very extraordinary.