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You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.7851702
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>> No.7851716

>>7851688
i've tho. fucked and creamed his arse at a strip joint in vegas.

>> No.7851735

>>7851688
next recession is incoming, will invest once in ~2 years once stocks are a little cheaper

>> No.7851743

You've been posting this for almost a year now

>> No.7851769

>>7851688
I did, I bought a flamethrower

>> No.7851772

>>7851688
No Fuckin' Dividends

>> No.7851803

>>7851688
I invested heavily into Google and they own 10% of SpaceX so Musk's success will significantly influence my gains.

Dumped my Tesla stock last summer at peak for a nice profit and they still haven't recovered, might buy again if they crash.

>> No.7851818

ok /biz/
how many of you actually think the tesla car orbiting the earth thing was real? be serious now

>> No.7851820

>>7851688
cause we have never left the atmosphere

>> No.7851830

>>7851688
How do I do this
t. newfag

>> No.7851839

>>7851688
that stupid face

>> No.7851844
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>>7851688

He seems shady as fuck. Everything about his projects seems shady. Shady in an echoing manner.

>> No.7851846

>>7851818
it's not, it's orbiting the sun

>> No.7851863

>>7851844

Can you really argue with results though? The man has accomplished amazing things.

>> No.7851871

>>7851846

and then its going into uranus

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>>7851688
I'm already all in on this man

>> No.7851932

if his low orbit satellite internet thing doesn't make money, he'll literally have no money for spacex and will have to stall tesla R&D

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Already bought Link. Link and Tesla are basically one and the same soon.

>> No.7851950

Government handouts

>> No.7851954

>>7851863

did HE "accomplish" them, or is he just a front man/puppet dangled in front of our eyes? who owns him? Why does the MSM want us to love him? why should we just swallow the cute story that SpaceX is entirely controlled by Musk himself and is just his own private little company?

>> No.7851971

>>7851688
i don't like african americans

>> No.7851994

>>7851830

$TSLA
$GOOG
$FOCPX
$FNIAX

>> No.7852052

>>7851688
all us amerifats already have:
he's living off government contracts
the government turned a blind eye to his paypal monopoly
i'm not saying he isn't doing important work but this Iron Man shit is noxious
musk is doing the same thing every other attention merchant does

>> No.7852057

>enron
>fake earnings
>tech bubble

>> No.7852118

>>7851688
Investing? It is more like donating money for cool toys.

>> No.7852138

>>7851702
F-P-B-P

>> No.7852248

>>7851688
What is his coin?

>> No.7852263

>>7852248
satoshi

>> No.7852329
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ugh the Elon Musk circle jerk.

>he made space x which made space travel way cheaper huurrr hurrr
nigga the iss is a waste of money to begin with.

>tesla tesla
nigga he is building faggot ass cars with tax payers money

>payapal
being in the right place in the right time.

>> No.7852348

he's a masonic puppet, stupid! u should know

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>>7852329
>nigga

>> No.7853464

Tesla is overvalued and none of his other companies are publicly listed.

>> No.7853484

>>7851688
because he has the most punchable face I have ever seen

>> No.7853526

>>7852329
>iss is a waste of money
So? What's your point you retard?

>> No.7853561

>>7853464
/thread

>> No.7853890
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theres only one man in who you should invest

>> No.7854457

Because rocket technology for spaceflight has been outdated concept since the 1950s

We already have a secret space program based on mercury anti-gravity technology

>> No.7854773

>>7851688
>he is the only one whos gonna profit from all the investements in him
>why are you not investing in him
even if ponzi has flashy enough neon sign for US gov to believe in it doesn't make it any less of a ponzi

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because space is fake