/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.783804]

>Decided to go to an obvious MLM scam interview.
>Treated interviewer like absolute crap; made fun of his hair, suit, voice, and said he had weird ears.
>Did a Jack Sparrow impression for 15 minutes while diverging the conversation away from the 'business'

>mfw I get a call in 2 hours saying my interview went amazingly and I got the job if I want it.

scammers pls

[Anonymous No.783805]

>>783804

I've been thinking about doing something like this just to get some experience interviewing and to get over my interview phobia.

[Anonymous No.783807]

You gave them your phone number?

They literally call anyone who has given a number for any reason.

[Anonymous No.783811]

>>783805
OP here, that's actually what I did when I was a teen. I had really bad anxiety and going to a few of those interview and learning what to say/not say, do, not do really helped out with actual interviews.

would recommend/10 as it only takes 15 minutes if you don't intentionally treat them like garbage

[Anonymous No.784080]

>>783804
Is that the Vector marketing shit, I just got a letter in the mail and they're looking for fresh graduates to go door to door "family to family" marketing selling $200 knives

[Anonymous No.784094]

>>784080
Nah, it's these assholes.
http://lmcinteractiveservices.com.au/
I applied for a job just to see how much I could get away with in my spare time.

[Anonymous No.784101]

>>784094

You should see just how much crazy shit you can get away with in those.

Wear a leisure suit or just dress as Vanilla Ice
Get five or six friends and all play the penis game while they speak
Set your ringtone as hardcore pornography and have your friends call you
Try to sell them products from other MLMs


See just how thirsty these low life scammers actually are.

[Anonymous No.784103]

>>784101
Maybe I should make that a YouTube series.
''IT WAS A PRANK IT WAS A PRANK''

[Anonymous No.784109]

>>784103

That would be a legitimate way to make money too.

That guy who did nothing but prank call pizza chains and subway had over 100k subscribers.

You're gonna irl shit post anyway, you might as well get paid for it.

[Anonymous No.784112]

>>784109
It's sad how that kind of thing can make money while some people work hard and hardly make enough. Oh well, that's how the world works I guess.

[Anonymous No.784235]

>>784109
brb stealing this idea

[Anonymous No.784245]

I use to go to those interviews because a lot of times the interviwer for those scams are desperate and will literally feed you. Seriously. I would say I'm poor and need to eat, and they'd show up at the interview place with donuts. If it was a fast food place (dunno why they always wanna go to McDonalds) they'll buy me a burger and some fries. Just turn them down later after they call you to tell you you got the "job".

Eventually they caught on though. Hadn't had any cold calls in a while now from scammers.

[Anonymous No.784343]

>>784245
Scamming the scammers

[Anonymous No.784355]

>>784245
Surely that would have wasted quite a bit of your time?
How cheap are you that a couple of hours of your time is worth a fucking hamburger?

[Anonymous No.784360]

>>784235
can someone photoshop a dick in her mouth to teach her not to post a picture of her face on the internet

[Anonymous No.784379]

>>784245
The timeshare of the poor

[Anonymous No.784401]

>>784080
Vector tried to get me last year. Actually stayed for the whole starter orientation or whatever you call it. Realized it was a pyramid scheme when they were just trying to make me sell knives to family members and friends that didn't even need it.

[Anonymous No.784509]

>>784355

Pretty cheap. Why? You thinking of interviewing me or something?