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one time my mom came home from grocery shopping and set the groceries down on the kitchen island and as she was putting them away a carton of eggs fell and smashed all over the floor and she started crying

>> No.7837978

>>7837945
Did you ask for tendies straight afterwards?

>> No.7837996

unbelievable

>> No.7838023

>>7837945
lol

>> No.7838030

the crashing of the eggs was a metaphor for the crashing of btc. She must have bought in at the ATH and sold at 6k. The eggs crashing reminded her of what she's lost.

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7838061

that's nice sweetie

>> No.7838076

>>7837945
this is what happens when somebody comes home every day trying to pretend everything is ok but has built up so much emotions that they eventually break over one small thing

>> No.7838110

>>7838076
Came here to say this. Give your mom a hug OP

>> No.7838195

>>7837945
I don't know why but these kinds of moments really fuck with me. I remember them decades later and they make me really sad.

>> No.7838694

>>7837945

I told her, "Mom, the eggs broke. The eggs broke, Mom. Mooommm... the eggggs!" Then she screamed at me, "Why can't you be normal?"

>> No.7839140

>>7837945
Do you stand in her room in the dark and watch her sleep? I don't think it was about the eggs.

>> No.7839579

>wake up at 5PM
>mom comes home from working 8 hours
>ask her whats for dinner
>starts chimping out how I’m a 30yo NEET but eventually cooks something

>> No.7840230

>>7838694
lol

>> No.7840251

>>7837945
She was mourning the loss of her fertility with the realization that her only offspring is a huge disappointment. Sorry Anon.

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>>7840251