/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7810237]

How do I use money to become physically invincible?

[Anonymous No.7810270]

>>7810237
did the kid get knocked in the liver or head? Best way to become invincible is to become a stealth millionaire that never draws attention to self.

[Anonymous No.7810302]

>>7810270
head, knocked out, crashed into pavement

[Anonymous No.7810312]

>>7810237
I've actually thought of a way to achieve this but I would need an angel investor. I already have my team in mind, with enough money anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.7810317]

>>7810237
Even when you become wealthy you still have to recognize the number one rule of the land:

Don't deliberately antagonize ppl much bigger and stronger than you.

[Anonymous No.7810332]

[Anonymous No.7810345]

>>7810237
That bouncer just lost his job and is going to jail. GG

[Anonymous No.7810349]

>>7810237
Kek.

The guy deserved it. Arrogant assholes like these need to be taught a lesson.

[Anonymous No.7810351]

>make mountains of cash
>strap cash onto body as a massive godzilla sized suit of money armor
>your money now protects you

alternatively

>upload consciousness to the internet and leave physical body behind
>integrate yourself to a blockchain
>secure your identity through cryptography
>become a pile of shitcoins
>laugh as NEET miners beg you for pieces of your consciousness for verifying your movements through blockchain based hentai databases

[Anonymous No.7810355]

>>7810317
guy was practically assaulted and it's actually a really sad story

anyone knows what sentence the guy who murdered him got?

[Anonymous No.7810370]

>>7810317
This. Talk shit, get hit. This is not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.7810375]

>>7810345
Wherein said jail he does work for a company posthumously owned by the son he killed, granted by the father

[Anonymous No.7810379]

>>7810237
>young thaddius cockington was the talk of the town
>he answered to no one
>but his success was his undoing
>he became arrogant, mocking a humble bouncer
>little did he know...

[Anonymous No.7810397]

>posh spaz btfo

[Anonymous No.7810400]

Is it possible to give 51% share of a company to a dead person?

[Anonymous No.7810409]

>>7810332
jesus that bitch is stone cold

[Anonymous No.7810421]

>>7810351
>elves were meant to be pretty

[Anonymous No.7810428]

>>7810332
Women are disgusted by weakness. Never show them any

[Anonymous No.7810434]

>>7810370
Hmm. Its like all you do is subtract the “s”. Brilliant

[Anonymous No.7810444]

>>7810370
>>7810349
poor people are savage

[Anonymous No.7810445]

>>7810237

[Anonymous No.7810479]

>>7810434
"Thi. Talk hit, get hit. Thi i not rocket cience"

Hmm, very good anon, I think you're onto something

[Anonymous No.7810483]

>>7810355
Yeah but he was being a dick because he is young, granted no one should be killed but are you going to trust a retarded bouncer, typically someone who clings masculinity as the only thing he has in life, to keep his head and not go full ape? No he is about as ego driven as the 10 year old kid which is why his words even got through to him.

[Anonymous No.7810488]

>>7810355
You know, it's possible to recognize the tragedy of this situation, while also understanding that it illuminates a certain truism about how life works.

[Anonymous No.7810508]

>>7810445

[Quetzalcóatl No.7810522]

>>7810332
Nice Larp.

[Anonymous No.7810534]

>>7810237
Dunno about invincible, but for $40k you can arrange to have yourself frozen after death on the off chance someone will figure out how to repair your body and/or transfer your mind to an artificial surrogate

[Anonymous No.7810545]

>>7810332
Lol women are the absolute worst

[Anonymous No.7810556]

Buy diamonds, glue, and neckerchiefs, glue the diamonds to the neckercheifs.
Spin the neckerchiefs around at a very high rate of speed.
>nothing can approach you
>literally diamonds
You’d be invincible, anon. Do it.

[Anonymous No.7810558]

>>7810483
This
I help run a boy scout troop and you would not believe the things middleschoolers can say
And the exact precision with which they can get to the heart of what makes you tick, lol

But likely this bouncer felt some bit of truth to the kid's statement, and became overwhelmed
You just gotta remember that it's some dumb kid

[Anonymous No.7810591]

>>7810434
Thi. Talk hit, get hit. Thi i not rocket cience."

Are you sure you're not on drugs anon?

[Anonymous No.7810603]

>>7810445

[Anonymous No.7810622]

>>7810444
Only bitches like you allow themselves to be walked over. White men now act like women and play mind games with the backing of papa state if you as much as try to act like a man. No wonder your race is dying off.

[Anonymous No.7810623]

>>7810332
What the actual fuck.
I feel like this girl is desperate to feel like a ton of boys want her, even though shes just an avg kike slut who will be ugly as fuck in 10 years. I cant wait to see her pictures then. That being said, this letter is so over the top its probly fake.

[Anonymous No.7810629]

>>7810332
A man would NEVER do shit like this, I swear it's always women.

[Anonymous No.7810638]

>>7810558
the bouncer was already shoving the kid looking for a fight before the kid said what he did. The kid didn't want to fight and said the little quip as he was backing away, the bouncer then ran after him and punched him.

[Anonymous No.7810669]

>>7810488

[Anonymous No.7810675]

>>7810332
Also, look at those puffy disgusting hands she has. It probably feels like fucking a cold bowl of gaspacho when she gives him a handjob

[Anonymous No.7810679]

Posh faggot got BTFO

I can almost hear the faggot saying and knowing what the average bouncer is like over here, there is no fucking way they'd take that so I'm not surprised.

[Anonymous No.7810680]

>>7810623
global rule 3

[Anonymous No.7810693]

>>7810237
>look up story
>the guy that punched him was white

Made me a little less racist

[Anonymous No.7810695]

>>7810237
former special forces maids for give succ and protec

[Anonymous No.7810699]

>>7810332
>caring about women
lmao its his own fault
they're all retarded, you must treat them like pets otherwise they behave badly... and so, there is the lesson for him

[Anonymous No.7810707]

>>7810693
> Trabucatti
> white
he was a greasy wog cunt

[Anonymous No.7810715]

>>7810693
Yes in England bouncers can also be white

[Anonymous No.7810744]

>>7810556
8/10

[Anonymous No.7810783]

>>7810675
Spat my coffee out reading this
Fucking kekd

[Anonymous No.7810788]

>>7810534
>for $40k you can arrange to have yourself frozen after death on the off chance someone will figure out how to repair your body and/or transfer your mind to an artificial surrogate

>be futuristic body freezing clinic
>cure for death invented, humanity transcends to the next stage
>you have a crypt full of old frozen boomer heads
>damn our contracts say we have to take care of these frozen old turds
>oh wait no one cares about contracts or money anymore because were literally gods
>test out new diamond-carbon muscles by hurdling severed boomer heads over the horizon
>tfw

[Anonymous No.7810789]

>>7810375
8/10

[Anonymous No.7810803]

>>7810479
Hmmm. Keep digging watson.

[Anonymous No.7810825]

>>7810693
disrespectful people deserve whats coming to them, better it come from a fellow brother than some mudslime or african

[Anonymous No.7810826]

Top kek that little spoiled brat got served right. If you've got a big mouth then you better bring the strength to defend it or stfu.

[Anonymous No.7810850]

>>7810783
Thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.7810856]

>>7810332

Fuck she made me rock hard. A Jewish stone cold psychopath slut, delicious.

[Anonymous No.7810858]

>>7810237

There's some stage you need to go through OP.

Get a blackbelt in Jiu Jitsu.

Go to SE Asia, get Titanium reinforcement & a composite kevlar-based weave inserted throughout your body.

Get genetic recombination done with Cockroach DNA via a retro virus.

Do ALL the steroids, HGH and any secret super-soldier drugs you come across.

Get Elon Musks creepy Brain interface mesh, and use it to control a giant mech suit.

Blast into space, and position a giant railgun in orbit around the sun, as a deterrent against pursuit.

Convert all mass in the galaxy into a massive Dyson sphere around the black hole at the center powered by the radiation from the black hole, and upload your mind into a supercomputer.

Using advanced methods od gravity wave manipulation, find a way to collapse the false vacuum into a type of computronium, so that you absorb the entire Multiverse and become God.

Easy shit, OP. Get to it.

[Anonymous No.7810861]

>>7810317
This may be true for the stone age but the modern adaptation should be:

Don't deliberately antagonize people with significantly less to lose than you.

I think Sam Hyde has a HW episode talking about this. People who have less money, low quality of life and more time on their hands can basically completely fuck your life just by the virtue that they have mass amounts of leverage over you since their score is closer to zero and it doesn't go negative. Some homeless fuck really isn't losing anything by stabbing you. In fact hes probably at a net gain since he'll be fed in prison for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.7810898]

>>7810680
Go fuck yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.7810904]

>>7810826
Bouncer is an employee tho. They are supposed to take shit from customers. If it was just some random huge dude on the street id be with you.
But knocking someone out isnt giving them “the business” its giving them “the angry chimpanzee”

[Anonymous No.7810942]

>>7810861
This guy gets it. Exactly this.

This is why I stay the fuck away from poor people, especially very poor black young people. They'll straight up murder you for lulz.

[Anonymous No.7810953]

>>7810858
8/10 you fucking jew

[Anonymous No.7810954]

>>7810332
I don't care because they're kikes.

[Anonymous No.7810956]

>>7810695
OTP

[Anonymous No.7810968]

>>7810904
>But knocking someone out isnt giving them “the business” its giving them “the angry chimpanzee”

im sure if a hot 5 foot japanese girl had been talking shit the bouncer would have restrained himself or maybe settled for a slap

but that smug cunt there, that face, that raises the danger level so much, even a passing slight can become grounds for war if it comes from that cuntling

can you envision him wearing that tux when he got clocked? you can, easily, it was within the realm of possibility

[Anonymous No.7810971]

>>7810237
based bouncer

[Anonymous No.7810974]

>>7810488
not even a truism tho, this guy wasn't a snob and actually went to greece by train with his classmate. if he was actually a rich a-hole he wouldn't be dead, his body guards would have killed the assaulter.

[Anonymous No.7810997]

>>7810861
Well stated.

[Anonymous No.7811008]

>>7810237
There's a lot of ((bankers)) out there that could learn a lesson or two from this. They can try to fuck with our minds and loot us, but at the end of the day theres no amount of money that can stop say a fist or a bullet.

[Anonymous No.7811022]

>>7810788
More like,
>everyone has forgotten about how shitty boomers were and most of the frozen people aren't even boomers
>they reliven our frozen bodies and we all sit together and watch the earthset as we tell many a cautionary tale of the folly of the Baby Boomer

[Anonymous No.7811044]

>>7810445
>Archie
>the kod was named Archibald or some shit like that

Damn it gets better

[Anonymous No.7811055]

>>7810904
haha no. The bouncer isn't there to suck your dick. There is a huge difference between hired muscle and customer service employees. As this story illustrates, being able to tell the difference can literally save your life.

[Anonymous No.7811082]

>>7810968
If he slapped a girl he would probly do more jailtime than he is for killing that boy. Thats how much our justice system is a fish smelling, cheese infested vagina of feminist privilege.

[Anonymous No.7811105]

>>7811055
Dude, if bouncers killed everyone who talked shit to them there would be about 2000 murders by bouncers a night.

[Anonymous No.7811112]

>>7810237
Even though I think the punch was an overreaction, I cant seem to find any sympathy for that kid.

[Anonymous No.7811134]

SANJOU HISSHOU SHIJOU SAIKYOU

[Anonymous No.7811137]

>>7811105
Yeah, but as this shows, accidents happen.

[Anonymous No.7811144]

Also, to answer op.
Just be like scarface and snort a mountain of coke. Tony montana did it and he could take bullets.

[Anonymous No.7811157]

>>7811134
JAN KEN PON

[Anonymous No.7811163]

>>7810861
>Don't deliberately antagonize people with significantly less to lose than you.

but those jews and politicians doin it just fine

[Anonymous No.7811170]

>>7810237
Should I pick up smoking? I don't want to die when someone bums me a cigarette and I don't have any to give because I don't smoke. People get punched for that

[Anonymous No.7811174]

>>7811134
Is that falcon punch or sonic blast man?

[Anonymous No.7811184]

>>7810332
>all women are whores, except my mother. but let's not forget that she is also a woman. - napoleon

[Anonymous No.7811275]

>>7810332
100% his fault.....you dont get mad at the scorpion for stinging you....you learn how to handle the scorpion..

[Anonymous No.7811283]

>>7810332
Also, is this vagina proof that hitler didnt go nearly far enough?
I bet this girl ends up with major stds
Sort of like a hitler call of duty martyrdom.

[Anonymous No.7811300]

>>7811184
Would be cool except the french are socialist faggots.

[Anonymous No.7811307]

>>7811300
muh based quebecois

[Anonymous No.7811371]

>>7811170
just dont ever be surrounded by poor people

[Anonymous No.7811765]

>>7810904
>Bouncer is an employee tho. They are supposed to take shit from customers.

That's jewthink. Honor isn't for sale.

[Captain FOMOYOLOMOFO No.7811902]

>>7810861
/thread

[Anonymous No.7811941]

>>7810332
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.7811968]

>>7810302
Hahahahahahahahaha. Wear a helmet next time tard....oh wait....

[Anonymous No.7812031]

>>7810355
Good lesson in life to shut your fucking mouth and be humble imo

[Anonymous No.7812101]

>>7810409
>>7810623
>>7810856
Sorry guys, fairly obvious this was written by the ex-boyfriend, who presumably still has her facebook login info.

[Anonymous No.7812281]

>>7810332
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAAAA

[Anonymous No.7812287]

haha posh boy got rekt

ripparino, faggot

[Anonymous No.7812322]

>>7810237

Wear pic-related everywhere, and hire a body guard.

[Anonymous No.7812381]

>>7810904
>because you are an employee you need to bow down and suck dick
Kej. People like you are entitled, then you wonder why mass shooters exist.

[Anonymous No.7812384]

>>7810332
This bitch deserves a stoning.

Wonder if just looking like a little bitch is enough to make woman want to cuck you

[Anonymous No.7812426]

>>7810803
He's saying you're an idiot who doesn't make sense. How could that be hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.7812460]

>>7810332
This is so over the top that it has to be fake. Only MGTOW or those who got friendzoned probably made this up since they've become bitter due to the constant rejection from women. Top kek

[Anonymous No.7812466]

Odds are this dude was drunk as fuck, probably on coke or mdma, acting aggressive towards a bouncer because denied entry. "Youll work for me one day" followed by "you piece of shit bouncer faggot let me in or you'll pay for it". Shoved, drunken retard falls and cracks his head.

[Anonymous No.7812496]

>>7810332

>see pic
>she looks like a kike
>read text
>kike confirmed

Never fuck the Jewess, no matter how hot she is.

[Anonymous No.7812525]

>>7810904
A bouncers job is to get physical with shit heads... They arent a fucking door man.

[Anonymous No.7812527]

>>7810237
never, EVER remind a subhuman of his position in life...
if the boy would've just STFU'd, he could've cucked the raging mongoloid scum by being his boss...
the boy was ahead of his time and
>MUH SUBJECTIVE COMMUNIST DEFINITION OF NORMIE JUSTICE
got to him first...
retards on every level, i guess...

[Anonymous No.7812569]

>>7810345
the kid is still dead...
another good piece of genetics wiped off the earth, because the subhumans got to him

bet the bouncer was a (sand-)nigger or something

[Anonymous No.7812618]

>>7812569
Bouncer was white. Let's be honest, the kid was an arrogant piece of shit. He deserved it.

[Anonymous No.7812676]

>>7810638
Oh shut the fuvk up pussy

Watch your mouth if you can't back it up idc what the situation is it's that simple

[Anonymous No.7812733]

>>7812527
>if the boy would've just STFU'd, he could've cucked the raging mongoloid scum by being his boss...

So.....if he could've just been a good cuck then? Ok.

[Anonymous No.7812831]

bouncer was gre*k but an absolute alpha male model chad that slayed the virgin trust fun babby in one swift punch. wog's gonna be behind bars and the snobby brat is dead. couldn't have ended better tbqh.

[Anonymous No.7812914]

>>7812831
Full marks for your analysis. Can I subscribe to your news letter?

[Anonymous No.7813215]

>>7812466
The real confirmed story is actually that the bouncer chased down the guy who made that comment as he was leaving.

[Anonymous No.7813689]

>>7810332
>(You)

[Anonymous No.7813833]

Can't wait to see the eulogies and memory pages all saying this kid was the friendliest, most generous and kind person on the planet, how he never did anything wrong and had a bright future ahead of him.