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Why haven't you signed the pledge, /biz/?

>> No.7797091

>I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive.

Stopped reading there.

>> No.7797120 [DELETED] 

This is a whole lot of bullshit.

>> No.7797134
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>>7797043

>Famous Millionaire Actor who pretends to work hard jobs tells me I need to work harder
Loving every laugh

>> No.7797146

>He fell for the work hard (And not work smart) meme

>> No.7797185

>I deplore debt

nigga thats what capitalism stands for might as well time travel back to the USSR

>> No.7797206

>>7797043
>implying free will exists
DROPPED

>> No.7797244

>>7797043
>Taking responsibility for your life and your effect on it
>Anons hating on it
Never change faggots

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>>7797043
Could you be any more of a wage cuck shabbos goy than mike rowe?

>> No.7797348

>>7797043
more like
>The BOOMER Pledge

>> No.7797435

"You need to work hard" is the career equivalent to someone saying "You need to let someone fuck your wife". You are a complete cuck if you buy into it.

>> No.7797502

>>7797043
>there is no "bad job"
wew lad

>> No.7797530

>>7797043
#7 I disagree with "...and cheerfully volunteering for every task..." is a gi-fuckin-gantic mistake. Because you get locked into those tasks. Oh so you like doing grunt work? GOOD! you're gonna be doing grunt work for the rest of the time you're here anon.

I grit my teeth at half the list, but I cannot completely disagree with them all. I exhibit a lazy demeanor, but I want to do better.

>> No.7797560

>>7797435
Working hard for anybody but yourself is pure cuckery. Learned this after I gave myself degenerative tendonitis working for a literal fat jew. It's fucked my life up for months and all the money I made has gone toward my recovery.

>> No.7797565

>>7797043
>I live in America
la creatura...

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>I believe that any job can be done with passion and enthusiasm
>my safety is my responsibility
>work off the clock cheerfully
>there is no such thing as a bad job

So porn stars should avoid debt by rolling into their non-OSHA-compliant studio, somehow avoiding the asbestos and falling debris, and choke on cocks for hours just to pay rent and be grateful for it.

>> No.7797653

>>7797146
>he fell for the work meme

>> No.7797683

Working hard: That's the bullshit advice they give you so you can be a good little sheep.

Work hard for yourself, with your own company. Work smart, not hard.

>> No.7797710

>Works hard
>Takes pride in working hard
>Has values and stands for them
>Provides value to his friends and family
>Isn't a fucking beta autist

you NEETs will find anything to complain about kys yourselfs

>> No.7797727

>>7797710

>doesn't believe in fair wages or safe work places

>> No.7797767

>>7797146
this

>> No.7797798

>>7797043
This boomer had the most punchable face I've seen.

>> No.7797802

>>7797043

I would if the value of my labor was equally as valued as my time day trading cryptos since the later is the case fuck it. Working for money is for fucking losers who haven't figured out that their money can work for them.

>> No.7797821

>>7797043

It's all true, and yet I can tell that guy is a massive cunt.

>> No.7797910

>when you aren’t booming hard enough so you come up with a pledge to force others to boom with you
Can’t wait for these people to die off

>> No.7797930

>>7797043
I'd rather sign the NWNW pledge.
(Never Worked & Never Will)

1. I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive. I sit in comfy bed browsing 4chan. Getting money from the government for doing shit all.

2. I believe that I am entitled to this money, fuck other people.

3. I believe there is no such thing as a ''good job.'' As long as there are people willing to let me sit on my ass and leech off of them I will.

4. I follow my passion, since life is short we should devote all our time to doing what we enjoy doing.

5. I deplore debt. I'd rather life off of money other people make.

7. I believe the best way to distinguish myself is to do whatever I want, whenever I want.

8. I believe the most annoying sounds in the world are the sounds other people make, which is why I never leave my house.

etc etc.
Will you take the pledge, anon?

>> No.7797967

>>7797930
Co-signed

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>>7797930
yiss

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>>7797244
>a list of principles that will make you less miserable and happier
is this /r9k/? Based Mike

>> No.7797993

>>7797930
makes me feel guilty for being alive, tbqh anon

>> No.7798004

>>7797043

Mutt Pride World Wide