LINKIES BTFO

[Anonymous No.7780255]

you chainlink plebs really thought this bullshit vaporwear was headed for a singularity? literally every single coin that's shilled on this normie book group is my sell signal, and it hasn't failed me once. you might fool norman with your shilling, but seasoned /biz/bros know what's good.
>tfw a decentralized oracle can't even exist
>topkek

[Anonymous No.7780689]

>>7780255
>seasoned /biz/bros
since December 15th
Top kek

[Anonymous No.7780808]

Sometimes normiebook is a sell signal... How many viewers were there?

[Anonymous No.7781033]

>>7780255
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering pothead that runs this scam. Price has already tanked 5%. Once it breaks through the $0.60 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $0.40 mark, unabated FEAR will rip through all stinky linkies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $0.30 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in LINK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded stinky linky wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded stinky linkies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you stinky linkies. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be deluded, don’t be a stinky linky.

[Anonymous No.7781060]

>>7781033
this is some good pasta material

[Anonymous No.7781082]

>>7781060
It's old pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLm6MWP7rC4

[Lieutenant Colonel Aleron Heli(...) !!slBLhWeKGur No.7781092]

>>7780255

>>7777777 →
/Biz/ is now under control of the LINK Marines, state your business or return to a useful thread without delay civilian.

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

[Anonymous No.7781100]

>>7780255
>>tfw a decentralized oracle can't even exist
That's what I tried to tell them, but no one reads the whitepaper, they just believe whatever biz says
Idiots

[Anonymous No.7781118]

>>7780255
there is actually a positive link thread on r/cryptocurrency

If BTC doesn't drag everything down we might see some TRX level fomo once they realize Tesla begged Sergey to buy some of the reserved tokens (Sergey told him to look into binance lol it was the first time anyone saw Musk cry in public)

[Anonymous No.7781205]

>>7780808
the group has over 30k member
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>>7781118
did you really just try to use a plebbit thread as a redeeming factor for chainlink?
>the state of /biz/
to be fair, i think smartcontracts.com is a swell service, but tokenizing that service and claiming that it's a "decentralized oracle" is utter bullshit, and all you linkies are getting honey dicked

[Anonymous No.7781223]

>>7780255
Nice sunglasses pajeet

[Anonymous No.7781244]

>>7781223
stay deluded stinky

[Anonymous No.7781318]

>>7781100
If anyone gave it half a minute of thought, they'd realize this. A LINK node is no more trustworthy than it's centralized API calls, so why wouldn't a smart contract just query the API directly? "The Oracle Problem" was invented by Sergey who remembered The Oracle of Delphi from his philosophy studies and thought it'd make a cool buzzword.