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Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:33:13 2018 No.7772891 [Reply] [Original]

what is the official soyboy coin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:33:49 2018 No.7772912 >>7772891 XLM

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:33:53 2018 No.7772914

The year is 2025.

I wake up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two of my wife's mulatto transgendered kids are jumping on the bed. I give 0.0000001 XLM to each of them for their weekly allowance. My wife's son is in the bathroom so I can't shower, but my professor wife (women's studies) catches a glimpse of my Stellar balance in my blockfolio and flashes me a wink.

I leave my reasonable suburban home and get in my 2006 Hyundai. It gets great mileage and has been paid off for 15 years. I drop my wife's kids off at school and head to the office. I work hard for my employer and I value the oppurtunity they provide me in my career. Even though I've made a lot of money from my XLM investment, I still work because I enjoy myself and plan to donate most of my crypto earnings to charities supporting Africa.

After finishing 16 TPS reports and closing nine tickets working an extra 3 hours of unbilled overtime in my cubicle, I hop in the Hyundai. I check my phone. The wife saw XLM up 1.5% this month and got so excited she snapchatted me a naughty picture of her bra strap showing. I blush, and pull onto the freeway. I turn on NPR and settle in for the 3 hour commute home. When I arrive, I see Tyrone, my wife's son's tutor leaving for the day. I wave him goodbye and turn the bronze-encusted knob and go inside. Wife is showering and singing 'the snek is AWAKE' after Tyrone left, so I start washing the dishes and preparing dinner, humming to myself - nice trajectory stellar snake!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:34:14 2018 No.7772928 ETH

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:35:38 2018 No.7772963 Nano >its got a great dedicated team! reality: the average person doesn't give a shit about muh team, its a rebrand of a failed coin thats been around for years

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:36:14 2018 No.7772980 IOTA

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:36:17 2018 No.7772983 XRB Visit their reddit and look at each and every one cream themselves over wow free! wow instant! finally I can send Stacey all the money she needs to go shopping and she won't get mad at me for the slow transaction times!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:36:24 2018 No.7772985 >>7772912 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:36:28 2018 No.7772989 >>7772891 Ripple, literal Jew coin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:37:07 2018 No.7773007 >>7772891 DOGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:37:20 2018 No.7773015 I say IOTA and Nano following it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:37:57 2018 No.7773034 IOTA and XLM

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:38:21 2018 No.7773043 >>7772891 It's IOTA. Maybe XRB for it's community but not devs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:39:04 2018 No.7773066 File: 97 KB, 400x400, D33BF14F-EFD1-4FC7-ADAB-6E790B358A62.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:39:34 2018 No.7773081 PFR

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:39:57 2018 No.7773090 >>7772891 LTC, unironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:40:33 2018 No.7773106 File: 4 KB, 157x157, detail-min[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SoyCoin obviously. https://www.soy-coin.com/?lang=en

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:41:51 2018 No.7773144 >>7772891 LINK. I've seen some of you stinkies post faces, I can see the soy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:42:54 2018 No.7773168 >>7772891 DOGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:43:50 2018 No.7773198 >>7772912 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:45:57 2018 No.7773249 >>7772912 accurate >>7772983 >go to reddit >be surprised they are reddity I think most of the reddittards lost their XRB due to Bitgrail's exit scam anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 19:55:26 2018 No.7773491 >>7772891 XLM, IOTA, POWR, pretty much any fucking SJW faggot coin though, I'm sure there are others. Honorable mention goes to Nano though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:00:06 2018 No.7773602 >>7772891 Nano

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:05:04 2018 No.7773717 >>7772891 XLM

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:06:13 2018 No.7773758 >>7773090 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:07:45 2018 No.7773797 >>7772985 >>7773198 >>7773758 fuck off back to ledit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:08:50 2018 No.7773818 File: 144 KB, 1024x1024, 1518244201349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7772891 IOTA

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:09:02 2018 No.7773825 >>7773797 Awww, is the XLM holder hurt? Don't worry I won't cause any further harm and misgender you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:09:20 2018 No.7773834 >>7772914 Kek, on point

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:49:05 2018 No.7774679 >>7772928 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:53:52 2018 No.7774791 >>7772912 this. i know one

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:54:57 2018 No.7774814 Bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:55:11 2018 No.7774820 >>7772912 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 20:56:35 2018 No.7774863 >>7772912 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:12:28 2018 No.7775250 >>7772914 wait what's wrong with a professor wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:14:15 2018 No.7775300 File: 692 KB, 3000x2961, switchlink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Definitely XLM

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:28:02 2018 No.7775599 >>7772891 iota, absolutely no doubts, its whole community and devs are all soyboys

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:28:54 2018 No.7775622 >>7773144 Anything besides LINK is incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:29:19 2018 No.7775630 >>7772891 ripple

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:29:56 2018 No.7775642 Nano, XLM, IOTA are the official soyboycoins

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:30:33 2018 No.7775659 >>7772914 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:31:36 2018 No.7775679 Reminder that soy was correlated with increased testosterone and decreased estrogen levels in boys. https://academic.oup.com/aje/article/173/9/998/123208

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:32:03 2018 No.7775692 File: 655 KB, 2315x1523, IOTACUCK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOIOTA

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:32:55 2018 No.7775715 >>7772914 Well done

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 21:44:45 2018 No.7776025 Ethereum

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:19:07 2018 No.7777186 Mobius

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:19:24 2018 No.7777201 >>7772891 Link

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 22:23:23 2018 No.7777451 clearly its fucking substratum and tron yall are idiots.

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