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post yfw you realize Chainlink (LINK) will kickstart the smart contract bubble
>mfw

>> No.7743220

SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO LINK

>> No.7743246

>>7743220
the singularity

>> No.7743262

>>7743220
IT’LL BE WHAT BITCOIN IS TO CRYPTO RN (RIGHT NOW)

>> No.7743389

>>7743246
>>7743262
BUT BUT BUT I ONLY HAVE 200 LONKS WHAT DO

>> No.7743392
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7743392

>>7743220

>> No.7743438

>>7743392
OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.7743464

>>7743392
beautiful

>> No.7743618

>>7743392
You are a chartist

>> No.7743669

The singularity isn't what you think it is.

>> No.7743701

>>7743669
or is it not what you think it is?

>> No.7743788

>>7743701
If LINK ends up living up to all of its promises, it will destroy 99% of tokens.

>> No.7743825

>>7743788
good

>> No.7743831

>>7743788

And birth 99x more, better and more useful tokens. I don't give af about other tokens when I'm all in LINK.

>> No.7743891

>>7743788
So you better get some.. Just to be save

>> No.7743927

>>7743891
Rajesh go

>> No.7744513

lads i don’t even jerk off to porn anymore, i just beat it to the whitepaper

>> No.7744560

>>7743210
>heheh those smart phone things are a gimmick..
>heheh those smart contract things are gay methheads in a san francisco nail salon

>> No.7744561

>>7743389
You poorfags make me feel so good. I was stressing all through October and November just to get my stack up to 10k from 8k. Now in these threads hardly anyone has more than 1k. I love it. I'm going to be rich.

>> No.7744587

Hands down the most exciting prospect of 2018

>> No.7744606
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7744606

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>> No.7744635

This boring coin has stayed at the same price for about 36 hours now.

>> No.7744672

>>7744513
>i just beat it to the whitepaper

a-are you me..?

>> No.7744687

TFW every $1B of ChainLink 350M-basis market cap is worth $500k to me

>> No.7744749

>>7744561
lol dont open the order books

>> No.7744758

>>7744635
it's consolidating before Sergey unveils that he's Satoshi tomorrow at his speech and causes LINK to moon at least 10000%

>> No.7744814

>>7744561
how much have you accumulated in total fampai?

>> No.7744877

I have 221k