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Insider here
All I can say is Sergeys got some Big mnews coming at his talk
Get in.

>> No.7722378

>>7722337
>Big mnews
>Big mnew
>Big mne
>Big mn
>Big m
>Big ma
>Big mac
I'm coming

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>>7722337
There will be free refreshments and pizza in the main hall? Get in the main hall.

>> No.7722487

>>7722337
So i was at walmart in the little mcdonalds right when you walk in. Im ordering my bigmac, and all of a sudden i hear the beeping of a mobility scooter behind me. Operating it was the salivating smart contract oracle man himself, sergey.
He rammed the empty basket on the front of the scooter into me. "Ow!", I said, "stop doing that sergey, arent you suppose to be solving problems on the blockchain?" He rammed me again.
"Sir", the qt3.14 behind the counter said in a confused manner, "here is your bigmac".
Thats when i saw it. His eyes, widened. His mouth, salivated. The earth, rumbled as he scampered off the scooter and lunged for my bigmac.
He pushes me out of the way, snatches it from the roastie, and stands there like a rabid animal while breathing heavily into my bigmac box.
"what the hell sergey?" i say. "gimme back my burger fatass.
He turned his attention away from the meat sandwich in his hands to me and says the following:
"BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTT"
shit starts flying out of his ass onto the counter and he starts shouting oracles oracles.
I ran. I didn't want the burger anymore.
I dont want chainlink anymore
None of you are going to make it with the hamburgeler developing the mainnet.

>> No.7722501

>>7722337

No, he doesn't. That's not how Sergey does talks.

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http://www.dw.com/en/hackers-stole-6-million-in-russia-bank-attack-via-swift-system/a-42616207
Sergey and crew exitscam SWIFT

>> No.7723125

>>7722337
Sergey's cousin here, he is not planning to speak about LINK at this conference.

>> No.7723189

>>7723125
Sergry here. How have you been?

>> No.7723194

He’s not saying anything till main net. Besides, SherlockLink already pumped...

>> No.7723277

>>7722337


hint pls

>> No.7723316

>>7723189
>sergry

>> No.7723418

So, who else starts to hate linkfags' guts?

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>>7723418