/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.771773]

Allright biz you finally made it,

You now have ALL the money and all the TIME in the world, what will you do now?

[Anonymous No.771779]

dragon dildos

[Anonymous No.771780]

>>771773
Spend 5 years wandering around Europe, Africa, Asia, and South America, meeting people and fucking women I meet (pulling out and paying off local mafia members to put the woman down if she somehow gets preggo or cries rape).

Then I'll marry a high class women with a prenup witnessed by a judge, and start a family, simultaneously earning my PhD in Physics with a research focus in Cosmology, and do research and teach at a mid size university for the rest of my life.

Shit would be cash.

[Anonymous No.771785]

>>771780
looks good until marriage and earning PhD after you've already made all your money. Why would you even bother with researching and teaching

[Anonymous No.771786]

>>771785
>What is passion

[Anonymous No.771788]

End the federal reserve

[Anonymous No.771792]

>>771780
this minus the phd in physics. Seriously I have a very strong "fetish" consisting of impregnating a ton of qts around the world.
plus, buy a shitton of land and create my own biosphere full of biodiversity and shit.
plus buy a private island.
plus start a private university where my ideals can be propagated, no womens or gender studies crap.
plus, build ecofriendly infrastructure in my country.

[Anonymous No.771795]

post in chinese doodling website

[Anonymous No.771797]

I'd get a PhD in Medieval Studies/History then teach at a university.

drop loadsacash on the most trivial bullshit

pick a lucky student each year to finance their education.

[Anonymous No.771809]

>>771785
Because I think the subject is interesting. I'm good at math, good at analysis, and I think that there are advances to be made in the study of things like the heat death of the universe, the beginnings of the universe and the short lived particle states that occured during that time, etc...

Notice that I said I'd be at a mid size university. If I were in it for the money, I'd teach at Harvard or Yale or Cambridge. If I was rich already, who cares? I wouldn't sit on my ass all day, I'd do something that contributes to the future.

Also, I'd get married because I want to pass along a physical part of me into the future. It's irrational, but I want it, and I'm sure as hell not having kids without marriage. Dad's house one week, Mom's house the next is bad for children, and they grow up either lazy as shit with no motivation or angry at the world and in prison for holding up a bank.

If I have all the money I ever wanted, I'd either do something, or just kill myself. Doing somethign makes my life worth living.

[Anonymous No.771810]

>>771773
Try to better the world.

[Anonymous No.771816]

>>771773
Do my damn best to become immortal.

[Anonymous No.771829]

>>771773
Spend it all on funding AI research. Then eventually transcend into a spiritual machine.

[Anonymous No.771836]

>>771829
>what it sounds like
Pic related of what it looks like

[Anonymous No.771841]

>>771773
Use the money to purchase a decommissioned battle ship, or other suitable large vessel, then spend the next few months personally interviewing people for jobs aboard that ship and having construction workers and so on fit out my ship with some decent equipment and luxuries, solar panels on top, make it seem like the whole thing is being transformed into a luxury-type cruise ship. Once I have my crew, who will be made up of people with similar ideals to myself, I will set sail for Russia on my 'test voyage' and then get into talks with illegal weapons traffickers and mercenaries to fit out my warship with the weapons and equipment it should have had in the first place, and also to source a nuclear warhead or several. Finally, I will hire a private navy/army and several other boats to carry them and the suitable equipment and supplies down from eastern russia into the numerous island of PNG and Malaysia. Once there, my private army will either kill or enslave the locals of some suitably large, stable islands - probably starting at relatively uninhabited ones like Maluku. I will raze their garbage villages and use my money to construct self-sustaining, high tech towns - with surrounding military bunkers and turrets to prevent invasion. Once I have built a beautiful capitol I will begin inviting people to my new world order on my island, slowly expanding my territory to surrounding islands, repeating this same process and hiring larger military units with more advanced equipment where necessary. I will use the nuclear warheads primarily as a deterrent for people who might wish to invade or question my sovereignty, and I will pay off foreign politicians to recognize my sovereignty and right to rule, setting up embassies and trade in my country. Eventually I will have established my own empire, which I alone rule.

[Anonymous No.771843]

>>771816
>>771829

These are the only correct answers.

>have all the time and money in the world
>your only enemy is death
>not funding things that could even let you defeat motherfucking death

[Anonymous No.771876]

Become a Christian and give all my money away to the poor.

The best reward is eternal paradise with the Lord Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.771904]

Take over a city and fund my own infrastructure projects

[Anonymous No.771915]

>>771773
I will build a foundation that, on the surface, donates money to charity, but in reality, is an organization that aims to reduce the population to 2 billion. Just like Bill Gates and Rockefeller.

[Anonymous No.771917]

>>771915
forgot this. I'd mass remove blacks, jews, indians, abbos, muslims in general, and some asians and latinamericans.

[Anonymous No.771923]

>>771917
so, where did the kebab touch you as a child?

[Anonymous No.771933]

My house:
>home in a valley by/on the water, so view of a sea/ocean and also mountains
>size of a farm, large landscapes in every direction
>one section is a runway, large landscape of concrete so my private jet can land, but also so I can go like 300 mph in my hypercars on private property
>a beautiful dock down the hill/valley on the nearby water, with crab traps and ample room for fishing
>house is badass. Modern/classic fusion design, heated floors/driveways, 10-15 car garage
>basement has a workout area, bar and lounge area, martial arts dojo
>walking distance from the house is an airplane hanger where I keep the private jet, and maybe the helicopter. There's a helo landing pad both next to the hanger and on the roof of my house
>connected to both the basement and the garage is an underground lair/gun range/bunker. From here, there is a tunnel system wide enough to fit small vehicles that goes to the water/beachfront and the hangar
>infinity pool at the house, overlooking the mountain and sea view. The backyard/outdoor area is well done, very cozy, not too glamourus. Stone fireplace, outdoor furniture.
>a "sun" room that is angled in a way so it can see both the sunrise and sunset.
>library/office room

The vehicles:
>yacht/big boat on the dock walking distance from the house. It will have a landing pad for my helicopter
>several kayaks and a canoe
>Bugatti veyron
>Hennessey venom GT or Hennessey F5
>Tumbler, the actual car from Batman (or some modern military car like it), with actual military features. I'll leave no bullets or rockets in it to be safe, and if it isn't street legal that's fine because I would just drive it around my massive air strip
>assorted luxury cars, but classy, not too flashy
>maybe one or two more supercars, but not typical lamborghini faggotry, I mean like on the level of the Hennessey or Bugatti, or Zenvo. Maybe the BMW i8
>one kf
>private jet, helicopter
>Conquest Vehicles Knight XV

[Anonymous No.771934]

>>771773

>what will you do now?

ur mom

[Anonymous No.772023]

>TFW money is a means to an end, and is to be used only as such

Build a Utopia filled with like-minded individuals that are unaware that I am King so I can live in peace, dump srs monies on science research, set up colonies on alloftheplanets, free interplanetary travel, make every citizen happyasfuck, internet for every Utopian, persuade the peoples to pursue art so my world is filled with both intelligent sciencey people and machines, as well as brilliant artists that will make Mein Land as beautiful as possible for me and her citizens,

I can't really think of anything else. That was fun. FOR THE PEOPLE~ FOR THE MOTHERLAAAND!

[Anonymous No.772114]

>all these shitters already having their future rich life plans figured out
>have not planned out how to get rich in the first place

keep dreaming you shitters; the lotto needs people like you to stay in business

[Anonymous No.772123]

Get a bunch of boring machines, tunnel out into international waters, and finally get the chance to start that techno-market-socialist utopia I've been wanting.

Also sex. Lots of sex.

[Anonymous No.772148]

I would do nothing.

All day

Every day

And I'd be happy doing it.

[Anonymous No.772152]

>Buy a 1984 Lamborghini Countach
>Buy a massive, bombastic estate in Miami
>Buy lots of expensive clothes
>Buy Cuban cigars and Ray Bans
>Live the rest of my life in my mansion counting money while smoking cigars and listening to "Push it to the Limit"
>Walk in the streets of Miami dressed like Tony Montana with a bunch of hoes behind me and holding a cigar.

[Anonymous No.772169]

>>771773
Give my money to charity.
Create more businesses.
Write books.
Promote brilliant minds.
Invest in something I really am passionate about.
Meet the highest skilled people in their profession and learn from them.

[Anonymous No.772174]

this

[Anonymous No.772176]

>>771809

The last paragraph was the most inspiring thing I have ever read, holy shit anon.

[Anonymous No.772177]

>>772174
isn't that girl like 15?

[Anonymous No.772179]

>>772177
Funny you should ask because, why yes, fifteen year olds do love money. Hah. Hahahaha!

[Anonymous No.772184]

>>771773
Go see the world. Then make some sort of space exploration company because space is awesome.

[Anonymous No.772186]

>>772148
You don't need money for that.

[Anonymous No.772302]

>>771923
mad cuz not white??? ;)

[Anonymous No.772305]

>>772177
she's like 20 now.

[Anonymous No.772313]

>>771841
Sounds like a James Bond flick
I'd go for the evil lair in space, or on the moon, or underwater, or in a hollowed out volcano.

[Anonymous No.772361]

>>771841
I'm going to start a corporation that deals with IT and hospital care for children all around the globe. The catch is that the entire purpose of said corporation is to rape children that check in to our hospitals. We'll invent a new OS, which will surpass Windows and iOS, and soon every computer will be running our software. Once we have enough money, we are going to collapse the world's stock market through a brilliant scheme, making us worth hundreds of billions of dollars. We'll then close our international offices, erase all the data from our existence (since you were keeping them on our software's database) and move to a utopian city in a tibetan valley where children are used as sex toys and are enslaved and forced to work for all the adults. We'll also build an armada of zeppelins and futuristic airships to prey upon the children to try to escape. Our city will be massive, cut off from the rest of you by colossal walls guarded by thousands of soldiers. Those who oppose to our regime will face immediate execution.

[Anonymous No.772451]

Firstly, build dream 8 bedroom house, deep in woodland or by the sea. I would like it to be ~1 hour drive maxium from the coast. Locate the whole thing in a decent climate.
The possible idea of purchasing land would be tempting, especially in random places like Iceland, build a big fuck off mansion next to a volcano or some shit.
Then, buy up villas based on how pretty they are, specifically around the med. Have a small fleet of jets ready to go 24/7.
Small militia too. For security.

When I am not travelling the world, I would also have a selection of 10's; ready to fuck whenever. Would most likely lead up to cocaine somehow, but would try to remain somewhat clean.
Then cars. I would buy cars based on looks, handling and speed. A few classics, a few modern cars.
Eventually, you might get bored of this wealth, so end up doing stupid shit, like, recreating the final scene of scarface with airsoft guns. No, real guns. Drive round shooting pedesterians. Re-create 9/11 on a smaller scale with buildings you own. Do what you fucking well please.

[Anonymous No.772462]

Burn it. All of it. Publicly.

This economy deserves a better class of Businessman and I'm gonna give it to 'em.

[Anonymous No.772467]

>>771788

[Anonymous No.772501]

>>771788
seconded

short fiat until all central banks go bankrupt!

[Anonymous No.772513]

>>772462
>tfw deflation

[Anonymous No.772514]

>>772513
>tfw lower prices are beneficial

[Anonymous No.772672]

>>771773
cocaine & whores

[Anonymous No.772679]

>>771773
browse 4chan

[Anonymous No.772704]

>>772462
Is that you KLF?

[Anonymous No.772717]

Zero sum fallacy. Wealth can be created and destroyed. Even if I have every dollar on earth, I can still make more.

So I do that.

[Anonymous No.772718]

>>772717
But to what end?

Money is pointless if you haven't used it for pleasure or created something with it that pleases you.

[Anonymous No.772732]

>>771773
Write my fantasy novel series and hire people to find good fantasy-themed music like Mary Crowell. Also, get my god damn hair back so I can go back to raves. 26 is kind of old, but fuck me it looks a hell of a lot older without hair.

Also raves, because bitches in fuzzy boots and glowing paint are my thing.

[Anonymous No.772761]

>>771917
Some asians? Cut the population of China and India in half and that's a Billion people that don't need to exist right there.

[Anonymous No.772767]

>>771933
No hypercar can hit 300 mph and you"re a dumb nigger for thinking a Bugatti is anything but an overpowered beetle

[Anonymous No.772860]

pretty much this

[Anonymous No.772880]

gommunism

[Anonymous No.772929]

>>772501
>short fiat

why dont you just go buy more scratch tickets redneck

[Anonymous No.772971]

>>772462
Fiaahhh.

[Anonymous No.772982]

Lend it to people, with interest

[Anonymous No.773009]

>>772717
NO. MUST FIND INCOME. NEVER SPEND ON FRIVOLITIES. SAVE.

[Anonymous No.773058]

Get high
Fuck bitches

[Anonymous No.773077]

Impregnate as many hot bitches as I can

[Anonymous No.773105]

>>771773
I don't know..

I never thought I'd get this far.

[Anonymous No.773161]

>>773077
virgin detected

[Anonymous No.773166]

>>773077
that would be the best way to lose ALL YOUR MONEY AND ALL YOUR TIME

[Anonymous No.773180]

>>773077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

[Anonymous No.773196]

>Use money for lobbying power infiltrating political and judicial institutions

>Start and fund a militia/mercenary army with the same dispersed structure as Al-Qaeda.

>Overthrow the South African Govt in a coup becoming lifetime Fuhrer of South Africa.

>Use money from the now completely NATIONALISED minerals to build nukes and build up an advanced army to invade and conquer Botswana, Namibia, Swaziland, Lesotho, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Zambia, Mozambique one by one.

>Use minerals to guarantee IMF debts I'll never pay because deliverable nukes. [Slowly but surely goading NATO].

>I have now built a Super State ruling with an iron fist. Its time to expand Northwards, Angola's oil fields and DRC are next in line

>Eventually the as I'm stop trying to conquer Angolan & Congolese oil fields coz fuck it. Half of Angola and A quarter of the Congo is now partitioned and belongs to me.


>Use nuking power to get a Security Council seat. Get the seat. VETO everything.

>eventually NATO are tired of my shit. I'm tired too. Launch first Nuke.

>It blows up literally 30 minutes away from the Namibian Shoreline on its way to Washington! SHIT.

> Turns out our Rockets can't deliver SHIT, Our Engineers were a bunch of morons!

> WE ARE FUCKED

>Swiss accounts frozen. UN intervention. Caribbean accounts are being raided. NATO forces surrounding EVERYTHING. Putin won't take my calls.

>Grab 250 kg's of Gold and millions in diamonds GTFO to the Secret Seychelles bunker right now!!!

Thats it