MOONING

[Anonymous No.7714866]

MARINES REPORT IN FOR DUTY

[Anonymous No.7714908]

Is 6k enough to never work again in a poor asian country with a Q-3.14159 asian wife?

[Anonymous No.7714931]

>>7714866
I just wanted 10k ...

[Anonymous No.7714936]

Mokou Manrine, reporting in

[Anonymous No.7714947]

>>7714866
RUNNIN’ THROUGH THE SIX WITH MY MARINES. QUAD and dubs confirm. thanks drake.

[Anonymous No.7714957]

>>7714866
Reporting. Up 2k

[Anonymous No.7714969]

Did we hit the peak? Do I sell now and go all In again I 12 hours? Ree I have 4.9k and I want 5k

[Anonymous No.7714972]

>>7714866
>apologize

[Anonymous No.7714989]

Whales are going to force the handle. They know it's make or break. Maybe this is just a preconference pump and dump AHHHH.

[Anonymous No.7714993]

>>7714969
sell a bit at $1

It should drop to .8

[Anonymous No.7714999]

5.7K reporting in. grinning all day boyz

[Anonymous No.7715001]

Praise kek

[Anonymous No.7715013]

Just made it to 10 k yesterday

[Anonymous No.7715021]

>>7714999
wow, these fucken digits are no joke. cheers.

[Anonymous No.7715023]

40k Major Here

[Anonymous No.7715034]

Lieutenant General reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.7715041]

Fuck, I held for weeks with nothing happening and in the one hour I sell for something else it moons.

[Anonymous No.7715066]

>>7715041
That happened to me yesterday and a few times before that. NEVER sell. Have patience - cash out in a few months or years and reinvest in something else at that point only. This is a golden ticket

[Anonymous No.7715070]

>>7715001
We're making it. It's happening right now.

[Anonymous No.7715074]

>>7715041
If you send me your remaining Link, I can stake it for you sir. 5X your current stack, moon mission!

[Anonymous No.7715110]

>>7715041
Decommissioned

[Anonymous No.7715177]

I bought some yesterday and I was in the middle of transferring more to buy. Should I hold off until this spike stops?

[Anonymous No.7715180]

>>7715041
It's not too late.

even at $10 this is a good buy.

[Anonymous No.7715215]

If digits, $10+ by EOW.

[Anonymous No.7715225]

>>7715215
try $1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.7715237]

>>7714866
I ONLY HAVE 1K IN IT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING GO DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.7715249]

>>7715177

Your dubs says buy now before it stays above $1 after this weekend.

[Anonymous No.7715279]

>>7715225
Try 333

[Anonymous No.7715282]

Imagine what'd happen if the conference actually goes well

[Anonymous No.7715309]

>>7715249
Fuck it, may as well. I want to be in it for the long run.

[Anonymous No.7715326]

>>7715237
Seriously though, please tell me it will go down soon, /biz/.

[Anonymous No.7715363]

>>7715282
It won't, this is a bear trap. Link is going down to 1 sat after the conference.

[Anonymous No.7715384]

Fuck, am I too late to buy?

[Anonymous No.7715438]

>>7715326
It really will.

[Anonymous No.7715444]

>>7715363
You mean bull trap.

[Anonymous No.7715453]

>>7715384
No

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.7715470]

>>7715444
sorry sir

[Anonymous No.7715500]

>>7715444
>well done faggot, you jinxed it. trips

[Anonymous No.7715584]

>>7715326
Look at the facts Shinobu
>2 days before conference
>Huge stealth pump all week
>Massive shilling of info which is ALREADY PUBLICLY AVAILABLE -- that's right. Google "link sony axa" and you'll get threads about this exact info from weeks ago
>Whale wars on exchanges

This is profit taking

[Anonymous No.7715833]

>>7715041
Who the fuck sells LINK right before a conference and with so much news around the corner?

[Anonymous No.7715880]

>>7715833
someone who didn't do his own research.

[Anonymous No.7715919]

>>7714866

[Anonymous No.7715969]

>>7714908
yes

[Anonymous No.7716081]

>>7715833
why would someone hold a useless shitcoin like link?

>check

>mate

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.7716091]

>>7714866
Hope you are all well today, godbless

[Anonymous No.7716094]

Nice shit coin crashing and burning ahahahha get the fuck out now!

[Anonymous No.7716135]

>>7715833
Someone who is buying the rumor and selling the news.

Also SIBOS

[Anonymous No.7716184]

I BOUGHT AT ATH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.7716207]

>linkies fall for another conference pump and dump
Never learn, do you?

[Anonymous No.7716212]

where the fuck can you watch conference happen?

[Anonymous No.7716252]

>>7714947
>tfw bought link this morning

[Anonymous No.7716264]

Who cares if it's "mooning?" LINK is a 6 month HODL at least. And by then it will be $30 or more

[Anonymous No.7716267]

>>7716212
Its happening right now 15 minutes in sergey dropped the docusign partnership jst now
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.7716306]

>>7716267

[sherlocklink !GfWlEQyDyE No.7716347]

test

[Anonymous No.7716402]

>>7714947
Is this an $B reference?

[Anonymous No.7716414]

>>7716347
give us more of dem sweet tips sherlock

[Anonymous No.7716415]

>>7716347
well look who it is, pumpy pumperson himself

[Anonymous No.7716438]

>>7716347
nice to see you left that thread. have any more info?

[sherlocklink !GfWlEQyDyE No.7716498]

>>7716414
>>7716438

New juice Monday, enjoy your weekends

[Anonymous No.7716517]

>>7716498
Fine, then tell us a funny story.

[Sergey hurt my dirtbutton !EHPORUOFEU No.7716519]

>>7716498
thanks man. you as well

[Anonymous No.7716534]

>>7714866
FUCK YES THIS WAS THE FIRST ALTCOIN I BOUGHT THIS MORNING.

SHOULD I BUY EVEN MORE MARINES?

[Anonymous No.7716571]

>>7715326
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER SHINOBU
VISUALIZE

[Anonymous No.7716590]

>>7716184
Well it's about to go up again fgt so don't worry

[Anonymous No.7716644]

>>7714866
enjoy your shitcoin. im buying ICX

[Anonymous No.7716697]

>>7715453

[Anonymous No.7717051]

>>7716498
thanks sherlock. Looking forward to it

[Anonymous No.7717076]

so whens the conference lads

[Anonymous No.7717126]

Expert level TA coming through

[Anonymous No.7717226]

>>7717126
we all know what’s coming

[Anonymous No.7717456]

>>7716081
I bought this Link token at 30 cents. It's been nothing but good times holding.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7717900]

>>7715919

Why aren't you using the god-tier OC I made for your fomoyomomyo, you faggot

[Anonymous No.7717980]

>>7717900
Can you make one for me please? Second Lieutenant Moomoomilk

[Anonymous No.7718028]

>>7717900
Captain Depraved Blackguard reporting in.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7718081]

>>7717980

ofc homie, be sure to cringepost it with pride

[Anonymous No.7718140]

>>7715584
this hugely. It's very weird. Literally nothing new has come out. You would be an idiot not to have already googled the names of everyone on gitter and slack. Yet it's being presented over the last few hours like this is all new information, even the test smart contracts and user pages like kraken.

[Anonymous No.7718146]

20K here, feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.7718210]

>>7717226
>What is Handle ?

[Anonymous No.7718215]

>not just hodling until hell freezes over

you fuckers KNOW that when you sell that you're gonna lose money, and you keep doing it

[Anonymous No.7718220]

>>7718081
Thanks, will do

[Anonymous No.7718222]

should I buy more now or wait?

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7718231]

>>7718028

There ya go G

Your name is pretty cringe so I picked some minecraft shit to take the edginess off

See you on the moon, brother

[Anonymous No.7718245]

35k reporting. 5k more until I end my accumulation

[Anonymous No.7718282]

>>7718245
Better hurry up my dude

that last 5K is going to going you $25K soon if not more

[Anonymous No.7718308]

>>7718231
>Your name is pretty cringe
James Joyce called his wife a depraved Blackguard in their erotic letters. Its a /lit/ meme

>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

[Anonymous No.7718312]

>>7716534
How much did you buy? I’m thinking of buying this as my first alt.

[Anonymous No.7718326]

Next run up incoming. Get on boys. Moon mission incoming.

[Anonymous No.7718338]

Only have 400 LINK, Im never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.7718359]

>>7714866
where can i buy some link?

[Anonymous No.7718369]

>>7715453
you are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.7718370]

>>7718359
Have you ever even been to coinmarketcap.com? Have you been doing this for a week even?

[Anonymous No.7718372]

$400K EOY, hodl my brother

[Anonymous No.7718371]

can someone shill me on what this coin actually does

[Anonymous No.7718394]

>>7716644
LOL LINK>ETH>BTC>NEO>ICX
>the absolute state of brainlets

[Anonymous No.7718400]

reminder to double down after the post conference dump if you're not a pussy

[Anonymous No.7718404]

>>7714866
But mommy my binance account has been validating for 4 whole days and I didn’t get the chance to buy chainlink yet. You have to wait for me!

[Anonymous No.7718407]

>>7718371

it shits out lambos

[Anonymous No.7718425]

>>7715041
>My coin trading sideways
>Haha, that's boring
>I'll buy into something that is already mooning
>Wait, why do I keep losing money?

The newfag way.

If you're going to daytrade, you buy on the way down, hold when it goes sideways, and sell when it goes up.

[Anonymous No.7718450]

>>7718371
No. Read the whitepaper or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7718467]

>>7714908
>Is 6k enough to never work again in a poor asian country with a Q-3.14159 asian wife?

Enough to buy that diamond ring she wants you to buy.

[Anonymous No.7718482]

>>7718400

dubs confirm, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.7718484]

>>7715041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

[Anonymous No.7718497]

>>7718081
bruh....am I too late???? can I has one??

Lieutenant Colonel Lucius Shromus Demetrius reporting in

[Anonymous No.7718508]

>tfw if I sold around $1.20 I could have tripled my current holdings
>tfw if LINK hits ~0.80 for a 2x at the conference peak I could sell and effectively 6x in one month
>tfw not sure if this is the time LINK goes to the moon
It's tough selling my LINK

[Anonymous No.7718516]

>>7714866
I ONLY HAVE 500 AND WANTED TO BUY MORE NOOOO

[Anonymous No.7718523]

>>7718371
I love how you can instantly tell newfags on /biz/ by this post because anyone who's been on /biz/ the past 6 months knows everything about LINK by now.
So yeah fuck off and DYOR you newfag shit.

[Anonymous No.7718544]

>>7714866
>tfw Sergeant Major

Are the enlisted gonna make it too bros?

[Anonymous No.7718555]

>>7714866

1940 Linklet reporting for duty sir

[Anonymous No.7718556]

I NEED THE RANKS

[Anonymous No.7718570]

>>7718508
This lmao. It make sense to increase your stack but LINK is actually valuable

[Anonymous No.7718575]

>>7718282
Bonus comes at the beginning of March. I hope the price at least stays under a dollar until then

[Anonymous No.7718580]

I hope you swing traders got fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.7718581]

>>7718508
It's not going to dump, because nobody is expecting anything. It's just going to be an ordinary talk about smart contracts and oracles. Before Sibos half of fucking /biz/ thought he'd announce a Swift partnership on stage.

[Anonymous No.7718595]

>>7718523
>I don't actually know what it does either

[Anonymous No.7718611]

>>7718508
It's not going to dump. Nobody's hyped or expecting anything from the conference. EVERYBODY is waiting for the Q1 mainnet.
Don't fall for the bear trap. Nothing's going to happen just like after devcon.

[Anonymous No.7718622]

[Anonymous No.7718637]

>>7718581
If nobody is expecting anything, then why is it pumping and why did volume spike a couple days ago? Some people are clearly planning ahead for the conference, it's just a question of whether they're doing this for an easy 2x as happened before SIBOS (well that was more like a 1.5x but still), or whether some serious shit is actually about to go down.

[Anonymous No.7718678]

OH SHIT IT'S CRASHING SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.7718694]

>>7718678
nice try kike

[Anonymous No.7718705]

blessed by lord kek

[Anonymous No.7718744]

Is 6k enough to become fulltime neet?

[Anonymous No.7718759]

STINKY LINKIES PLS MAKE ME RICH

[Anonymous No.7718891]

I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7718908]

>>7718637
To dump on morons like you

[Anonymous No.7718969]

Praise kek and Jason Parser

[Anonymous No.7719095]

>>7718637
institutional buyers, obfuscated through binance

there will probably be more, keep watching the dev wallets

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7719170]

>>7718497

Fuck yeah man. Grats on your stack.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7719263]

>>7717900
>>7718081
>>7718231
>>7719170

Also I'm checking this thread intermittently

If you want cringey link OC post your name/rank

[Anonymous No.7719273]

100k link lads, can't believe I might actually make it.

[Anonymous No.7719293]

>>7719273
try not to run me over in your gold plated lambo.

[Anonymous No.7719310]

>>7719293
I'm going to sell at like $50 if the price singularity meme happens then re-invest into req, rlc, etc.

[Anonymous No.7719322]

>>7719263
Captain Douchebag

[Anonymous No.7719375]

40k LINK Major Reporting in

[Anonymous No.7719396]

>>7718140
Yeah I was perplexed by this. Everyone freaking out because suddenly some guy decides to look up the names of everyone on LinkedIn? Names that have been there for MONTHS? Like, WTF?

[Anonymous No.7719421]

>>7714866
100 trillion EOD dubs confirms

[Anonymous No.7719423]

Guys should I put more in right now or see if it drops?

[Anonymous No.7719426]

>>7719396
A fuckton of newfags are in LINK. They didn't know.

[Anonymous No.7719429]

>>7718308
Well written and hilarious

[Anonymous No.7719443]

>>7714866
fucking 150k chainlink MY ERECTION IS IMPALPABLE

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7719482]

>>7719322

There ya go.

>>7718308

My humblest apologies sir, I completely missed the reference. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Anonymous No.7719486]

>>7714866
2k linklet will i make ittttt

[Anonymous No.7719502]

>>7719170
dudeeeeeeee you a real one marine! I shall cringe post accordingly... we're all gonna make it. $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.7719515]

>>7715500
triple dubs, you just unjinxed, nice job

[Anonymous No.7719532]

>>7714866
Hey linkies, just wanted to throw this out there. I'm feeling some serious FOMO right now and link is my biggest coin, but the rest is in XLM and REQ. I was thinking of taking what I have in XLM and converting it to LINK, but I'm not sure if the price will dump after the conference. It seems kind of risky to bank on that I think doesn't it? Opinions?

[Anonymous No.7719534]

>>7719273
Man, unless something absolutely catastrophic happens, you KNOW you'll make it. Host a party for us if you buy a mansion

[Anonymous No.7719548]

>tfw only 124 LINK

I'm Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.7719579]

>>7719534
I'm actually hoping my PRL or VEN stacks will pump a bit before mid-March so I can buy another 100-200k. If I liquidated everything right now I could have around 250k LINK.

[Anonymous No.7719583]

I love how in link moon threads the linklets come out of the woodworks
>muh sub 1k linkies
>will my 50 link make it?

T.poorfag with 13k links

[Anonymous No.7719585]

>>7719534
>Host a party for us if you buy a mansion

We're already going to this fuckers yacht >>7714486

[Anonymous No.7719601]

>>7717900
Cause it's gay!

[Anonymous No.7719607]

>>7719585
Shit, somehow I missed that comment. Thanks marine, I'll see you there

[Anonymous No.7719623]

>>7715453
Q predicted this.

[Anonymous No.7719654]

>only 100 link

guys how do i into daytading so i can maybe have 110 link? FUCK

[Anonymous No.7719689]

>>7719654
sell all now, hope it drops later today or Sunday evening

[Anonymous No.7719716]

>>7719689
>it's sunday
>guys, how do i turn my 70 link into 80 link?

[Anonymous No.7719720]

>>7719532
It's already dropping after the 2 hour FOMO party on biz.

[Anonymous No.7719807]

>>7718484
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.7719848]

>just woke up from first wet dream in years
>check price action
>link parabolic

[Sage No.7719875]

Great time to buy link. Just send eth or btc to binance. Look up link, then trade. I recommend a market buy to make sure your order fills. It'd be pretty tragic to miss out with a stop limit.

Please use my referral code and ill send you 25 links. Make your email address blocked out like my pic along with your LINK deposit address. If your email matches up to address ill send you 25 LINKS.

referral code: sixteen ten thirty twenty

We're all going to make it :)

If you want links, please act fast. Im probably going to get banned for this :/

[Anonymous No.7719977]

>>7719720
Yeah I'm noticing... but fuck man I feel weird. I bought a fuckload when it bottomed out during the crash and I'm kind of worried about it reaching a new support value and not going down again.

[Anonymous No.7720029]

>>7719977
Its up 13 percent...

[Anonymous No.7720050]

>>7719848
Did the dream involve this picture?

[Anonymous No.7720095]

>>7720029
18% today
47% in the last week

[Anonymous No.7720172]

>>7719716
Suck 10,000,000,000,000 dicks for $0.00000000006 each and buy 10 link

[Anonymous No.7720280]

>>7718508
It might dump, but I wouldn't sell until mainnet is released and fully operative

[Anonymous No.7720289]

I feel proud of myself. I just played both of those moons and dips nigh perfectly, as a newfag.

[Anonymous No.7720313]

>>7714866
shilling link hard af at the super bitcoin conference in dallas. lets go marines.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7720324]

>>7719601

1. Posting custom OC on a tanzanian baking tips hotline is already as gay as it gets so you might as well lean into it and act like you're in on the joke

2. Your name is long and sounded kinda like 'Froyo' so you got to be a happy frozen yogurt guy. That's unironically one my favorite ones so far.

FUCK YOU

ACCEPT MY BLESSINGS

[Anonymous No.7720475]

>>7720324
Can I get a Lieutenant Colonel Aldous Huxley?

[Anonymous No.7720532]

>>7720475
Or just Lieutenant Colonel Huxley works

[Anonymous No.7720607]

>up .1 btc

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7720679]

>>7720532

A fine choice.

[Anonymous No.7720710]

>>7720324
Might I please have one for "gammi-chan"?
I'm at 200k, whatever rank that is.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7720780]

>>7720532
>>7720679

Sorry, fucked up your rank

[Anonymous No.7721079]

>>7720780
Thx bro. You’re the man.

[Anonymous No.7721154]

Colonel Quarantined Amoeba reporting in for duty. I am become deluded, the destroyer of FUD.

[Anonymous No.7721155]

>>7714866
>omeganigger was a psyop to make you sell your link

[Anonymous No.7721180]

>>7719482
Can you make one for Private JUST?

[SGM.Alexei !4RqIy3ecRo No.7721246]

>>7719263
SGM Alexei reporting in with the cringiest pic of them all

[Anonymous No.7721263]

>>7720780
Could you make one for
Lieutenant Colonel Medallion. Somehow incorporate one or both of these please

[Anonymous No.7721521]

>>7719848
same, one with a naked niggress rolling around on my carpet and another with a 6ft 4 gf that sounded like hanazawa kana
we're gonna make it I just know it

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721548]

>>7721154

Here ya go G

[Anonymous No.7721567]

can i please have an ultraman for someone holding 15k link? forgot the rank.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721580]

>>7721246

I think that was the first one! Yeah the cringe is strong, godspeed brother.

[Lieutenant Colonel Aleron Heli(...) !!slBLhWeKGur No.7721592]

Good Evening Marines. Be sure to fortify your positions with this conference.

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721655]

>>7720710
>>7721567

Find the ranks list

[Anonymous No.7721660]

>>7721548
This is great thank you. However O and E are switched around in amoeba.

[Anonymous No.7721677]

>>7721655
>>7721592
thank you.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721747]

>>7721263

Nah, I just take name and rank, and I pick whatever image I feel like. More fun that way.

See? Look at the dope pirate shit you got. Arrrrrr

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721779]

>>7721660

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.7721823]

>>7721779
thanks

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721847]

>>7720710

Here ya go. Remember me when you're rich as fuck, k? Print this out and put it as a bumper sticker on your G6.

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.7721921]

>>7721592
Evening Helix

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7721954]

>>7721567

Lookin fresh buddy

[Anonymous No.7721966]

>>7721847
Thx bro. Not a girl (there's no women on the internet) but it's cute anyway.

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.7722065]

>>7721966
Did you just assume your gender?

[Anonymous No.7722106]

>>7721954
love it lmao thank you

[Anonymous No.7722189]

>>7722065
*looks into mirror confused*
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.7722206]

>>7718556
+ Holy Link Hierarchy
- His Holiness: Sergey Nazarov
- Pope : 500,000-999,999+ LINK
- Cardinals: 250,000-499,999 LINK
- Archbishops: 125,000-249,999 LINK
- Bishops: 100,000-124,999 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Priests: 50,000-99,999 LINK
- Deacons: 10,000-49,000 LINK
- Abbots: 5,000-9,999 LINK
- Monks: 1,000-4,999 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- The Laity: 1-999 LINK
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-Heathens & Sinners: 0 LINK

[Anonymous No.7722404]

>>7721954
Sergeant Major Yukari Yakumo

[Anonymous No.7722550]

>>7722404
P l e a s e

[Anonymous No.7722565]

>>7719263
Sergeant Major BaneLink

[Anonymous No.7722618]

Staff Sergeant Semantique

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7722667]

>>7722404

I like this one.

[Anonymous No.7722694]

>>7721747
I actually like that better. Thanks, m80.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7722729]

>>7722565

The fire rises.

[Anonymous No.7722768]

>>7722667
GLORIOUS,

you are a hero.

[Anonymous No.7722786]

>>7714936
>>7717900
>>7718081
>>7718231
>>7719170
>>7719482
>>7720780
>>7721246
>>7721548
>>7721592
>>7721747
>>7721779
>>7721954
>>7722667

AUTISM, UNADULTERATED PURE FULL BLOWN AUTISM.

[Anonymous No.7722799]

>>7719263
Special Agent Jason Parser

[Anonymous No.7722800]

>>7714866
What you didnt know is that Sergey indeed isnt getting the ballroom.. he is getting the cheteau. A grand palace with a throne room to match his rotund figure, there will be thousands upon thousands of chairs for an audience hungry to hear master Sergeys words. Rory will swoop in while the roaring crowds chant for their king to appear, leaving big macs on the throne to tempt sergey into a faster response. Shortly after, loud and thunderous footsteps like tjose of a gods begin to draw closer as one radiantly cosmic end of sergeys gut breaches the room. Slowly but surely sergeys form begins to take shape, like the titanic crossing the atlantic. Sergey will spot the big mac, and promptly sit on it, absorbing it with his hyperevolved skin that allows direct big mac absorbance to the digestive system. Sergey looks up, sweat dripping from his face after the long and dangerous trek from the makeup room to the throne room. He utters but a single word, "smart contracts". The entire room faints as their souls are torn from their bodies in a glorious light. Sergey transcends mortality and his gargantuan soul leaves for his big cube in the sky.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7722826]

>>7722618

Itsanabstractkindoffeelman.jpg

[Anonymous No.7722845]

>>7722800

Nice one

[Anonymous No.7722872]

>>7722729
>>7722667
>>7721954
>>7721847
>>7721779
>>7721747
>>7721548
Where the FUCK is everyone getting those from out of nowhere? Or the cube LINKs with different company logos? Is there a website you guys are getting those from? Or is it a shill channel? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.7722881]

>>7722872
He's making them you tard

[Anonymous No.7722891]

>>7722786

[Anonymous No.7722900]

>skipped sleep and bought all the LINK I could at 0.38 cents
No mercy for the unbelievers.

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7722906]

>>7722786

You can have one too

[Anonymous No.7722908]

>>7722872
we have people spending hours photoshopping LINK related memes. this is not normal

[Anonymous No.7722923]

>>7719263
sergeant major lot lizard reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.7722932]

>>7722908
but it's perfect imo and makes holding enjoyable

[Anonymous No.7722941]

>>7722906
Saved lol

[Anonymous No.7722974]

>>7722908
Making millions on imaginary internet money isn't normal either but we're gonna do that too.

[Anonymous No.7723011]

[Anonymous No.7723030]

Major SuckMyOwnDick

[Anonymous No.7723079]

>>7723030

[Anonymous No.7723102]

>>7723011
Checked and saved

Second Lieutenant Gnomebadger, held since Sibos

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7723109]

>>7722923

There ya go. Fuck dude, I didn't know the term 'lot lizard', that's hilarious.

>>7722908

It's fun making these! You like fun things right? I'm working on a project and bored af so I'm just doing a bunch for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.7723178]

>>7722906
Also saved

[Anonymous No.7723205]

>>7722729
Fuckin mint thanks lad

[Anonymous No.7723243]

>>7722906

fuckin legendary

[Sgt.Armadillo !!2aLqnM7j4Lf No.7723267]

I'm out bruhs, til next time

[Anonymous No.7723319]

>mfw ATH is still 2x away

[Lieutenant Colonel Aleron Heli(...) !!slBLhWeKGur No.7723564]

>>7721921
Howdy Damu, how goes the war?

[Lieutenant Colonel Aleron Heli(...) !!slBLhWeKGur No.7723595]

>>7722906
Sgt.Armadillo, the Marine of Legends!

Love your OC.

[Anonymous No.7723924]

It's actually working holy fuck. I love you guys no homo

[Anonymous No.7724044]

cup-n-handle, standing by.

[Anonymous No.7724194]

>>7721592
specialist reporting, only have 531 link but want more, am i going to make it?

[Anonymous No.7724223]

WHEre do you guys do your link trading? Binance fees are too high

[Anonymous No.7724299]

Specialist reporting for duty. Never selling my 1400 LINK! I'LL FUCKING GO DOWN ON THIS SHIP WITH MY FELLOW STINKY LINKIES IF THIS TANKS!!! Moonshot or bottom of the fucking ocean, let's fucking do this

[Anonymous No.7724541]

>>7724223

They're 70% off at the moment after they cooked t last week

[Anonymous No.7725046]

>>7724223
>binance
>fees to high
Holy shit, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.7725601]

Is it too late for a Sargeant Calvin to get his own?

[Anonymous No.7725635]

>>7718308
jesus fucking christ looks like i'll have to visit /lit/

[Anonymous No.7725757]

>>7714947
Its going to dump.

[Anonymous No.7725807]

>>7722906
LEGENDARY BREAD

Can I have one too? I have 36k

My handle is Penguin

[Anonymous No.7725815]

>>7718908
>>7718908
>To dump on morons like you

This

[Anonymous No.7725831]

>>7720780
sick choice huxley is a fave of mine

[Anonymous No.7725948]

It going back to .52 but its going back into the .40s on the way.
sibos 2.0
selling and waiting until this dump is finished

[Anonymous No.7725954]

>>7723109
Second lieutenant Stiffster reporting for doody.
Would be great you could make me one haha

[Anonymous No.7725983]

What if it dumps after the conference but it’s a PLOY to get everyone else to dump, then the big boys swoop in to steal all our LINKies before we can buy them back?

Too risky for me sell, holding.

[Anonymous No.7726004]

those red candles.....this is dumping hard.

[Anonymous No.7726023]

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[Anonymous No.7726031]

>>7725983
Its just being pumped by a bot anon placing small parallel trades that increment the price and then dump. The fomo buyers get raped every time with this shit.

[Anonymous No.7726077]

>>7724223
Are you poor?

[Anonymous No.7726093]

When's the conference lads

[Anonymous No.7726104]

>>7724223
.03%

It’s one dollar per trade if you’re throwing around 3k worth of LINK, which nobody really is because there’s no volume. Making a single LINK per trade outweighs the fees at every practical level if you’re using BNB coin.

[Anonymous No.7726118]

>>7726093
It’s happening right now, but Sergey speaks on Sunday at 2:00PM Texas time.

[Anonymous No.7726183]

>>7715326

You had a two month fuelling dip.

ITS BEEN LONG ENOUGH. LATE CHECK INS GET FUCKED I NEED TO GET TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.7726185]

[Anonymous No.7726229]

>>7726118
Cheers

[Anonymous No.7726249]

>>7726118
>It’s happening right now, but Sergey speaks on Sunday at 2:00PM Texas time

That's why they are dumping out. Same thing happened with sibos. Price pumped via algo/bot, fomo money comes in an then bot algo began hard dump while everyone was watching the conference

[Anonymous No.7726334]

>>7718308
>fart with lust

[Anonymous No.7726386]

>>7726334
>>fart with lust
BRAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.7726432]

I bought 15 links a while back on a whim, how many more should I get to live comfortably?

[Anonymous No.7726444]

I'M SICK OF WAITING

PUMP IMMEDIATELY TO $50 SO I CAN BUY AMBROSUS

[Anonymous No.7726530]

You stinky linkies deserve this.
I am happy for you all.

[Anonymous No.7726546]

>>7726432
sell them now and you can buy 45 with the eth you get tonight/tomorrow, this pump is done

[Anonymous No.7726570]

>>7726444
checked and kekked, $50 EOD confirmed

[Anonymous No.7726643]

>>7726444
dumping now - fair warning.

[Anonymous No.7726678]

/comfy/

[Anonymous No.7726725]

>>7714866
>tfw people are still using this shitty ms paint image I made to this day to shill Link
Feels good

[Anonymous No.7726732]

>>7726678
there are more red candles then a victorian Christmas tree anon.

[Anonymous No.7726818]

>>7726732
hope your having fun chasing pumps. There is a reason this shit is shilled so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.7726895]

>>7726818I

I saw link mooning thread. Opened chart and saw dump stage after pump. That is all. Its fairly fucking obvious. Massive red candles, falling price. Its like some ritual sacrifice of linkies this shit. I bet link holders also also in to bdsm as the sub.

[Anonymous No.7726954]

>>7722906
Kek

[Anonymous No.7726997]

USELESS POOP COIN NON STOP CRASHING