/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7708144]

Roasties want their cut. Never mention you have crypto to anyone ever. Your girl could have you robbed. The government could freeze your bank accounts. Family could blab their friends who could rob you.

[Anonymous No.7708216]

cryptos are btfoing crusty old capitalists

[Anonymous No.7708221]

what are some good ways to move your money around so some roastie doesn't take it all in a divorce? I live in canada so I feel like this shit would be damn near impossible

[Anonymous No.7708252]

>>7708221
XMR

[Anonymous No.7708267]

>>7708144
Don't talk about crypto with anyone ever.

[Anonymous No.7708270]

>>7708221
best way - do not marry in the first place. All modern want a wedding day, not a lasting marriage

[Anonymous No.7708271]

>>7708144
FUCK THESE BITCHES
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY SMELLYCOINS

[Anonymous No.7708276]

>>7708221
Buy an unknown amount of XMR

[Anonymous No.7708284]

>>7708144
AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA hhhhhhmmmmm- Ahh... just one more time: AAAHHHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHaahe haa ha he

[Anonymous No.7708300]

>>7708270
*all modern women

[Anonymous No.7708317]

>telling anyome about your gains
>letting a roastie get her fingers in your bank account then telling her about your gains

[Anonymous No.7708318]

>>7708144
The reason why crypto will never be dead

[Anonymous No.7708320]

>>7708270
that's why I mentioned that I live in canada - if a bitch lives with you for a year and you break up with her it's considered a divorce and they can take half your shit.

[Anonymous No.7708344]

>>7708144
Why no Separation of Property?

[Anonymous No.7708354]

>>7708144
opportunistic tick-like (((lawyers))) and black-hearted roasties BTFO...
wait until they find out about privacy coins

[Anonymous No.7708355]

>>7708276
the roastie killer coin lol

[Anonymous No.7708363]

>>7708320
Wtf?!

[Anonymous No.7708371]

Crypto is truly a blessing, bringing sovereignty back to the individual man. Tell your roastie how much money you have, and when you divorce and she tries to get a penny out of you, good fucking luck.

What is the government gonna do? If you have your own wallet and hold your own private keys they are literally shit out of luck, they are fucked.

Crypto is making men the rightful patriarchal figure in society, no longer is the government in full control.

[Anonymous No.7708390]

>>7708354
when they find out about it they will bitch to big gov to ban it. women worship big gov and it returns the favor to them.

[Anonymous No.7708402]

>>7708320
Lmao fucking cancucks. Thanks for always reminding me things could be worse in burgerstan.

[Anonymous No.7708407]

>>7708221
Never mention crypto to anyone, even your own mother, i'm dead fuking serious

[Anonymous No.7708416]

>>7708144
Step 1: don’t disclose crypto
Step 2: don’t marry

[Anonymous No.7708436]

>>7708371
>What is the government gonna do?

Throw you in jail lol.

[Anonymous No.7708437]

>>7708363
yeah I'm serious. in the feminist utopia of canada you can be thrown in jail for calling a tranny "he" or have half your shit stolen by a semi long term girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.7708440]

>>7708416
You left out
>Step 3: Die alone

[Anonymous No.7708442]

>>7708320
do not cohabitate, do not marry. Until divorce courts are no longer biased towards women( they never will be ), marriage is out of the question sadly. Even pre nups will fail, unless you are celebrity tier rich. Only they can have a crack squad of top lawyers to defend a pre nup, the average joe's pre nup will be ripped up in court

[Anonymous No.7708458]

>>7708371
I was in doubt about the viability of Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies in general but this just convinced me to buy in and invest part of my assets into these uncharted waters. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.7708462]

>>7708371
>What is the government going to do

Order you to pay then just take it if you try to cash out or lock you up.

[Anonymous No.7708493]

>>7708416
More like
>Find a nice girl you can trust
>Only disclose crypto after marriage

[Anonymous No.7708501]

>>7708416
Especially not your mom if you live nearby. Just imagine she's getting her hair or nails done and she blabs to the stylist or nail tech that you have so much bitcoin. The stylist tells Tyrone who with her help finds out where you live.

Zome would call it paranoia but it could keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.7708502]

>>7708221
Well the best, albeit illegal, way would be to pull out cash and buy prepaid debit/credit cards, then buy crypto using a vpn and a fake name. When asked where the money went, say you blew it on strippers and booze or something.

[Anonymous No.7708518]

>>7708440
Everyone dies alone, most just realize on their deathbed.

[Anonymous No.7708520]

>>7708493
>disclose it after she has the right to half of it
Genius

[Anonymous No.7708530]

>>7708493
>nice girl you can trust
>women initiate 75-80% of divorces in the western world
pick one

[Anonymous No.7708535]

>>7708436
on what grounds? they have literally zero fucking proof of how much crypto you have.

>tell roastie you have 1 million in crypto
>divorce
>she tells lawyer
>lawyer tells judge you need to give her half
>your own lawyer explains that you dont have any coins, explains you lost them all
>now what lmao

[Anonymous No.7708546]

>>7708520
If she married you and didn't know about your crypto money then it's a legit marriage.

[Anonymous No.7708549]

>>7708440
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

[Anonymous No.7708556]

>>7708440
:(

[Anonymous No.7708566]

>>7708462
eventually, you will realize you wont need to cash out. even if you want to there are crypto ATMs all over the world. Leave the country go anywhere and enjoy non traceable cash anywhere you go via crypto atm

[Anonymous No.7708573]

>>7708371
This literally the equivalent of
>i put my money in a swiss bank account, they'll never be able to get it and I can continue to live under their reign and they'll never touch me

multiple layers of delusion

[Anonymous No.7708575]

>>7708436
Throw you in jail because you may or may not hold crypto? Even if they could it'll be worth it to keep your gains

[Anonymous No.7708592]

> greedy jew lawyer having nightmares

can't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.7708601]

>>7708535
>now what lmao

Now you're in debt kek

[Anonymous No.7708605]

>>7708221
just keep you mouth shut about your holdings.
same goes for bragging threads on /biz/
so many retards are happy to say how much of X coin they hold.
anon or not just fucking stop doing that.
waving your dick around on the internet is pretty retarded
doing it irl is nigger-tier.

[Anonymous No.7708616]

>>7708573
travel and take it out at crypto atms

[Anonymous No.7708629]

>>7708535
>doesn't know about this thing called motion to compel
>doesn't know failure to comply means contempt of court and being thrown in jail for said contempt
You can discuss all the legal ramifications all you want, in practice courts can and WILL use the state to compel you to give your assets to your roastie wife. Tough luck white western men. You deserve all this for turning your backs on God for your hubris and arrogance.

[Anonymous No.7708640]

>>7708144
>Family could blab their friends who could rob you.

This, fucking hell this.

I told my grandma since I live in a granny flat on her property. She went and told her doctor and then also mentioned my plans to cash out overseas and asked him if he knew some good places for fucks sake.

Goddamn never tell anyone anything.

[Anonymous No.7708658]

My gf already cashed out her half, she thought it was too risky.

[Anonymous No.7708665]

>>7708535
Good luck ever spending any of that money after you denied it’s existence in court.

[Anonymous No.7708672]

>>7708144
>never mention you have crypto
Never mention that you have any money, jackass. That was sound advice 3000 years ago and it has only increased in value since then.

>>7708221
>have crypto
>do not use exchanges
It is that easy.

>>7708270
If you can marry a woman that makes as much as you, and know how to hide your money, it should be good.

>>7708276
Monero is awesome, but it is important to keep watching other coins that really want privacy.

>>7708317
It is OK to brag in /biz/.

>>7708320
Why are you not using this to your advantage? Lure richer girls into accepting you as a flatmate and then divorce 13 months later.

>>7708371
The best part is: if you have a kid, you can actually try to get custody or at least a real negotiation going. Just tell her that all your wealth is in intangible assets and that you won't give her a penny if she contacts a lawyer or some shit like that.

>>7708390
Government has a really bad track record when it comes to banning crypto.

>>7708407
You got it.

[Anonymous No.7708686]

>>7708144
>Trade Bitcoin for Monero
'Honey, my wallet/exchange was hacked! I lost my coins! Sorry!'

[Anonymous No.7708688]

/absolute bullshit
unless you bought crypto with CASH any moron forensic accountant will be able to find every single wallet you own

[Anonymous No.7708691]

>>7708518
>>7708549
>No you!!!!
Pathetic screams from the lonely MGTOW. Worse than nocoiners during a moon mission. Here's a better plan:
>1. Don't disclose crypto
>2. Get married
>3. Don't get divorced

[Anonymous No.7708702]

>>7708535

Lawyers aren't dumb he isn't going to push for half of something you mentioned, they go after proven assets

[Anonymous No.7708711]

>>7708493

[Anonymous No.7708716]

>>7708221
stay away from anybody who earns anything significantly less than you. The bigger the earnings gap, the greater the financial incentive to divorce rape you

[Anonymous No.7708732]

>>7708688
>he thinks that all crypto are the same
Senpai...

[Anonymous No.7708739]

>>7708640
You know what needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.7708746]

>>7708616
And then? Smuggle it back in fiat?
God some of you people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.7708753]

>>7708665
Buy bitcoin afterwards then send it (and your crypto from cold wallet) to a DEX and buy xmr. Then you buy into something else and send it back. You then say you made the money catching a moon mission.

I'm just curious if they'll garnish future wages to make up for it.

Its really just not worth it to grt married unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.7708758]

>>7708221
put it all in crypto

[Anonymous No.7708760]

>>7708688
Oh yeah, good luck shaking the information out of a Chinese exchange

[Anonymous No.7708765]

>>7708739

You should kill your granny. Not even joking m8

[Anonymous No.7708784]

>>7708144
>WAHHHHH MEN WON'T LET ME STEAL FROM THEM ANYMORE

Women BTFO.

[Anonymous No.7708786]

>>7708746
live abroad you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.7708802]

>>7708616
i dont like the idea advertising the fact i own crypto by going to one of these public ATMS's. anyone could be staking it out

[Anonymous No.7708815]

>>7708760
a bank transfer to a proven exchange is all you need
and banks are more than happy to give out 10-year transaction histories to feds

[Anonymous No.7708820]

How are you suppose to prove you don't have any coins? Who has the burden of proof in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.7708823]

>>7708691
You don't seem to get it

[Anonymous No.7708839]

>>7708765
>Get served divorced papers
>Give your best bro a gift of 10 BTC
>Your bro later gives you a gift of $99000 when divorce is finalised

There could even be a charity / smart contract service that does this.

[Anonymous No.7708887]

>>7708815
>a bank transfer to a proven exchange is all you need
From which you send coins to a Chinese altcoin exchange, and oops, it's gone, you gambled it away

[Anonymous No.7708891]

>>7708144
Why are women evil?

[Anonymous No.7708902]

>>7708786
>ye fecken reterd reee
>i'm gonna permanently abandon my country because of a divorce

[Anonymous No.7708906]

>>7708320
OP, this isn't true. I googled it.

http://divorce-canada.ca/common-law-separation-in-canada

[Anonymous No.7708910]

>>7708839
>There could even be a charity / smart contract service that does this.
By this I mean, a charitable organisation, that receives BTC from men getting divorced.

Any gains made from BTC get donated to MRA charities like fathers for justice, FNF or whatever.

After 8 months the BTC is given back to the origional owners wallet.

[Anonymous No.7708919]

>>7708823
don't even reply, let him get divorce raped in his late 30s- early 40s. Then he will remember this thread

[Anonymous No.7708939]

>>7708320
I don’t believe you. This doesn’t make any sense considering most people have roommates at some point.

[Anonymous No.7708958]

>>7708320
Brainlet regurgitates garbage from his high school class.

[Anonymous No.7708962]

>>7708823
I seem to get it entirely. Married men are:
>Happier
>More successful at work
>Have better sex lives
>Wealthier
>Healthier
>Have more successful children
and most men that marry stay married for life. Don't cheat on your wife, don't air out dirty laundry on social media sites, and pay attention to her basic needs and chances are you'll die married, surrounded by successful children.
YOU are a bitter, vindictive cunt that was raised by a single mother, so you don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.7708972]

>>7708530
75-80% of men are unbearable for anything more than their money

No wonder europe is importing arab bulls

[Anonymous No.7708979]

>>7708221
Xmr, transfer it through 5 wallets and its untraceable. (well 4 but why not an extra to be safe?)

[Anonymous No.7708981]

>>7708535
>say you have 1 milllion in crypto
>own 1 million SPRTS ( about 4 dollars)
>write her a 2 dollar check just to laugh in her face

[Anonymous No.7708984]

>>7708939
The anglosphere is cucked beyond belief when it comes to (((feminist))) laws

[Anonymous No.7708999]

>>7708739
>>7708765

No she's a nice lady and I've been able to save significant funds to buy crypto precisely because I pay so little rent to her. She even lets me borrow money to buy the dip when I am between paychecks every so often.

Just can't believe she told her doctor though christ. She's way to trusting.

[Anonymous No.7708998]

>>7708972
Relax Achmed.

[Anonymous No.7709000]

>>7708962
Alright Ned Flanders that's enough.

[Anonymous No.7709002]

>>7708658
Then after you get married and divorced she can take your half too lmao

[Anonymous No.7709010]

>>7708530
>#1 cause of divorce is infidelity
wow, those shallow, vapid bitches... divorcing men that cheat on them!

[Anonymous No.7709031]

>>7708887
Yes, except this has to happen more than 6 months prior to the filling of the divorce. If you """"""gamble"""""" everything away and a divorce is filled less than 6 months after loss, the sum of the loss is included as communal wealth during the divorce.

[Anonymous No.7709032]

>>7708658
If you make big gains now she'll want half of that too

[Anonymous No.7709037]

Hey, retards, you only have to pay a divorce settlement on property acquired during the marriage.

[Anonymous No.7709051]

Just marry a woman who you won't want to divorce.

Fucking retards, why do you all have so little faith in your future wife.

[Anonymous No.7709059]

>>7709000
Ok, bitter asshole. Go ahead and be
>Less successful at work
>Less wealthy
>Less happy
>Less healthy
>Live a shorter life
>a genetic dead end
I'm sure that will show me.

[Anonymous No.7709060]

>>7709010
found the angry redditors lmao

[Anonymous No.7709066]

>>7708962
most men do not stay married for life. That may have been true for past generations (where morals actually meant something) but for our generation over 50% of marriages end within the first 10 years, and women call 75-80% of divorces (varies by country)
All the points you listed are true during the marriage, and then when the divorce comes, the man loses half his assets and his children. This leads to a spiral of depression, and contributes to the fact that 75% of suicide victims are men

[Anonymous No.7709075]

>>7708891
Women are not evil, per se. That would suggest that they have any ability to act otherwise. A venomous snake isn't evil when it bites you, it's just acting in accordance with its nature. A woman who divorces a man and takes everything he has is just acting in accordance to her nature.

And just as a man should never trust a venomous snake, no matter how much a pet he would consider it to be, he should never trust a woman and take as much precaution as is needed in any situation involving a woman.

[Anonymous No.7709078]

Don't marry, don't tell anyone about your gains, don't share a bank account.

[Anonymous No.7709086]

>>7708984
Go back to /pol/ if you want to believe clear bullshit like this just to support a narrative. You can recognize that divorce favors women and also not make things up.

[Anonymous No.7709088]

>>7709059
>less successful work

I don't work mate I live off crypto hence why I'm a giant target and made this thread.

[Anonymous No.7709090]

>>7708972
Its in their nature to divorce for resources. In arappp countries where divorce is permissible you see it too

[Anonymous No.7709093]

>>7708144
Never trust a roastie

[Anonymous No.7709102]

>>7709010
that is totally false, #1 cause of divorce is the no fault divorce, which women call. AKA when they grow bored of you and want half your stuff

[Anonymous No.7709114]

>>7709086
Britain is trash full of oppressive gynocentric policies.

[Anonymous No.7709128]

>>7709066
>but for our generation over 50% of marriages end within the first 10 years
Cool statistics. Too bad you fucked them up by including things like 3rd and 4th marriages and idiots that live in with their gf before they marry.
59% of FIRST MARRIAGES never divorce. It's time to realize you're talking to someone smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.7709152]

>>7709010
Except women cheat at a greater rate. What now faggot?

[Anonymous No.7709161]

heh nice try but my 5 years of faucet claims are internet-native with no bank accounts linked to them.

>actually sending money from a bank to purchase fake money when you can claim it for free


I shiggydiggy

[Anonymous No.7709165]

>>7709031
Considering that most people hold long-term after they buy or just trade alts, it's not even that hard.

[Anonymous No.7709181]

>>7709128
>smarter
>plans on getting married/is already married despite the state of western women
you are going to get fucked hard in life, XMR or no XMR you are going to lose half your assets lmao

[Anonymous No.7709182]

>>7709051
this
also. just start telling whoever wants half your future shit, today, that you have lost 5%
tommorow 10 %
day after 6%
day after that 12% and on and on until you *have about 2k* left.
see what happens at that point.
give her 1k of it if she tries to cuck you, be thankful of being rid of the nasty cunt then don't make the same mistake twice..

[Anonymous No.7709186]

>>7708739
My Godforsaken sides

[Anonymous No.7709187]

>>7709102
>Totally false
I'm guessing you work for factcheck.org.

[Anonymous No.7709218]

i fucking god damn hate women, everything is catered towards them

[Anonymous No.7709243]

>>7708839
You know they can reset the alimony if they figure it out? And you can get busted by the judge for trying to conceal. Divorce sets you up in a long term relationship with the court system, especially if you've got kids.

Marriage is literally the male holocaust.

[Anonymous No.7709250]

>>7708972
only frogs, krauts and scandiniggers
slavlands stronk

[Anonymous No.7709280]

>>7709187
actually you are most likely a woman, it makes sense now. No man could possibly be this retarded

[Anonymous No.7709281]

>>7709182
Actually this is a very good idea. Mention to your wife how much money you LOSE on a daily basis, see how she reacts and how much she trusts you to be completely in control of the finances.

Gonna do this. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.7709314]

>>7709281
also inspect element
and paper print outs are your friend

[Anonymous No.7709315]

>>7709181
>Y-you're gggg-gona get ffff-ucked hard in life!!!
Really? Odds are that I'll be:
>Healthier
>Wealthier
>Life longer
>Better sex life
I suppose that last one counts as getting fucked hard in life, but that's it, isn't it? Keep trying to shout down the facts with your bitter-ass denial, though. I guess it might make you feel better about being alone.

[Anonymous No.7709331]

so why the fuck did you idiots even get married? the only way to have a roasty wife take everything in divorce is if you married one to begin with. that fuckup is one you.

[Anonymous No.7709342]

>>7708962

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHHAAHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA

[Anonymous No.7709392]

>>7708436
aaaaand this is why i'm long on monero...

>anon, we see you purchased some monero quite some time ago. how many do you have?
>"oh, my hard drive crashed. i only have 2 of them from my hot-wallet. i'm happy to split that in the divorce, of course.
>"o-okay, thanks.

Short of getting tortured for your private keys, monero enables true financial freedom.

[Anonymous No.7709396]

>>7709280
>Y-you're just a woman!!!
Because you lose all your arguments to women? Fucking hell, the only one acting like a woman is you.
>fighting facts
>changing facts
>going straight for the ad hominem when he's got nothing else
>being so risk averse he cowers accept that marriage makes 59% of its adherents much better off, in every measurable way
Or are you just so deluded that you want to count this as "talking to a girl" so you imagine that there are women on fucking 4chan just so you can tell your mom that you have a girlfriend now?

[Anonymous No.7709398]

>>7709315
You really bought into the marriage meme

[Anonymous No.7709405]

>>7709315
>wealthier
of course you will be wealthier if you marry you utter moron, you have kids and a wife to provide for, so you better work hard as hell. The amount of wealth that you actually control for yourself will be far lower than someone who is single
>life longer
if you stay married, yes. If she divorces you, takes half your assets and kids, you will spiral into depression, and have a worse off lifestyle than a single guy
>better sex life
this one I am going to need you to explain. Why would having sex with the same woman over and over be better than having sex with multiple women and remaining single

[Anonymous No.7709410]

>>7708902
>i'm gonna permanently abandon my country because of a divorce
Yes?

[Anonymous No.7709432]

>>7709392
>getting tortured for your private keys
it might be a good idea to create a special private key with a smaller amount just for that purpose

[Anonymous No.7709433]

>>7709037
>What is alimony?

[Anonymous No.7709434]

>>7709396
if we went skydiving, and i handed you your parachute and said " this has a 59% chance of working" would you do it? brainlet

[Anonymous No.7709457]

>>7709434
He has survivorship bias

[Anonymous No.7709467]

>>7708939
Roommates is a different thing. But living in a separate house with a girl could be seen as common law marriage

You will have easier and funnier time simply going to thailand

[Anonymous No.7709475]

>>7709434
>59%
holy fuck, you new world mongrels really are beyond redemption
t. <20% divorce rate

[Anonymous No.7709518]

>>7708753
they will ask for proof of moon mission are you fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.7709526]

>>7709434
>he pulled the bill burr quote

[Anonymous No.7709530]

>>7709128
>59% of FIRST MARRIAGES never divorce. It's time to realize you're talking to someone smarter than you.
>that means I have a 40% chance of losing half of my shit
Might as well take half my portfolio and put it into LINK considering even that has a better chance of not fucking me.

[Anonymous No.7709538]

>>7708962
>Have better sex lives

the others i might give you, but come on

[Anonymous No.7709554]

>>7709128
>It's time to realize you're talking to someone smarter than you.
cringe

[Anonymous No.7709559]

>>7708221
Dude, get different ledgers. Put ridiculous buy orders on ed, like 10x the price and buy your own order from another ledger. If someone asks, say you fat fingered and that youre really mad for paying so much ether for a couple worthless 0x

[Anonymous No.7709563]

>>7709432
everyone exepcts that. you want a decoy wallet for your decoy wallet.

>we must go deeper

[Anonymous No.7709587]

>>7709051
>wife divorces YOU

woah, looks like the plan didnt exactly go so well, huh, given that women initiate ~70% of divorces

thank you for your thoughts, you are wise beyond your years

[Anonymous No.7709594]

>>7709398
No shit. It's basically the best decision you can make in your life. But it's a decision that should be informed. You shouldn't marry some bar slag that put out on the first date. You need to look for someone ready to commit and work towards that commitment.
>>7709405
>this one I am going to need you to explain
Not that hard of a concept to grasp. Who's going to be better at sexing you? Someone that's made you cum 1000 times or a slag you just met?

[Anonymous No.7709601]

>>7708318
Yea hiding assets is actually the first and best use

>>Muh digital gold

Its actually true.

[Anonymous No.7709604]

>>7708902
no im gonna sit in the same city that has all my fucking friends and family against me. spoiler alert, when you get divorced your ex wife will turn the entire town against you and will play the victim

[Anonymous No.7709608]

>>7709434
you can adjust your % of a successful marriage based on who you marry.
white men and black women couples are extremely low divorce rates.

[Anonymous No.7709615]

>>7709433
you should have a prenup, by the way

[Anonymous No.7709625]

>>7709392
Brainlet here. If I buy monero on an exchange, can they not see that it has been transferred to another wallet?

[Anonymous No.7709649]

>>7709615
>gets thrown out in court because they're useless

[Anonymous No.7709655]

>>7708979
How is it untraceable when transferred through 4 wallets?

[Anonymous No.7709658]

>>7708962
>Married men
>>Have better sex lives
Compared to whom?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, he might even believe this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.7709662]

>>7708629
>motion to compel
>i was just larping to impress her

literally you can't stop me, retard

[Anonymous No.7709675]

>>7709594
would you care to address my rebuttals to your healthier/wealthier points?

[Anonymous No.7709686]

>>7709434
I'd do enough research to bump up those numbers, considering that the parachute will
>make me happier
>healthier
>wealthier
>live longer
>have more successful kids
>be more successful at work
Fuck yes. I'd bother to shop around until I found a parachute that I knew would work, and then I wouldn't try to fuck other parachutes mid-jump.
Fucking hell, how is it so hard to understand? Marriage is a winning scenario.
>>7709457
and what do we call YOUR bias? Loser bias? Bitter fuck.

[Anonymous No.7709699]

>marrying poor roasties
Why though? I got a cute girl from a rich family before I even started with crypto. When I started actively trading I told her I made a lot, and then I told her one morning I lost most of in the Jan crash. She just told me to be more careful next time and then made me breakfast
>tfw I'm actually up 10x

[Anonymous No.7709700]

>>7709152
I'm all for antiwomen posts, but do you have any source for that?

[Anonymous No.7709724]

>>7709625
Brainlet here. If I buy monero on an exchange, can they not see that it has been transferred to another wallet?

Help plz

[Anonymous No.7709739]

>>7709658
You know that anon's a dumb bitch, right? Not a dude.

[Anonymous No.7709744]

>>7709686
>he took off "Better sex life"

[Anonymous No.7709747]

>>7709724
you can buy it on binance and register as anon anonievich anonski

[Anonymous No.7709751]

>>7709739
starting to believe that , I think ive been trolled

[Anonymous No.7709759]

>>7708144
Also, they won't even believe you bought at 18k and panic sold at 7k.

[Anonymous No.7709765]

>>7709608
What was the mean number of years together in whatever statistic you're quoting? This black/white meme is a recent popular thing. For all we know, the divorce rape cases didn't start rolling in as yet.
I've dated black women, after a while, their suppressed ghetto habits slowly crawl back out and they become unbearable.

[Anonymous No.7709776]

>>7709518
>yeah i went all in on (insert shitcoin moon mission here) on etherdelta

????

>>7708688
>being this deluded

you can't get records from LITERALLY ANY EXCHANGE other than fucking coinbase(maybe if you are the irs)

>hurr my bank records say i bought 2 btc, my wealth is now 100 btc from shitcoin trading

what the fuck are you gonna do about it, cuck?

[Anonymous No.7709783]

>>7708440
Roasies do not possess human intelligence. Enslaving yourself to a roasie is not a healthy way of dealing with loneliness.

[Anonymous No.7709787]

>>7709744
Fifty-one percent of married men report being extremely satisfied with their sex lives, compared to only 39 percent of men who just live with their partner, and 36 percent of single guys.

[Anonymous No.7709797]

>>7709776
even etherdelta has records bruh

https://deltabalances.github.io/history.html

[Anonymous No.7709816]

Why does everyone on /biz/ hate women?

[Anonymous No.7709834]

>>7709783
C'mon anon. That's now how your single mother raised you.

[Anonymous No.7709837]

>>7709724
Well yeah you can see every transaction through the blockchain. So if the exchange tracks which wallet you've sent the money to it can be tracked. Also you can check the balance of every wallet connected to the blockchain.

[Anonymous No.7709840]

>>7709747
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.7709859]

>>7709837
Then why does anyone think XMR is the solution?

[Anonymous No.7709861]

>>7709816
incels may hate women, but most other people here just understand their nature and arent afraid to point it out. Is the fact that marriage rates have dropped off a cliff over the last decade or so because men " hate" women? No, they are wising up to their true nature of sucking a mans resources dry and moving to the next and are opting out.
I dont hate a tiger because I know it will kill me if I go in its cage, I understand thats its nature and dont go in

[Anonymous No.7709871]

If you truly want to spend time with a girl 24h7 then one should consider becoming a girl himself, estrogen pills and injections come handy.

[Anonymous No.7709891]

>>7709797
Right, but DEXs don't have any KYC. They don't ask for your name or ID or anything. When you move money on a DEX, they only have the wallet addresses. After that, it's up to you to make sure that you obfuscate your relationship to said wallet address.

[Anonymous No.7709903]

>>7709787
>Why? Greater intimacy comes with the commitment of being with one person forever, researchers say. Women are much more likely than men to make love a requirement for having sex and studies show men feel more sexually satisfied when they know their relationship is in it for the long haul.

is this for real?

your source from men's health seems a bit biased http://ifstudies.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IFSMenandMarriageResearchBrief2.pdf

let me red pill you: comfort and intimacy are at odds with each other. you can have them both for a while, but not for very long. with less comfort and more (positive) worrying about the relationship (such as "does he like me?" "is he seeing someone else?") comes more intimacy and with more comfort comes bed death.

[Anonymous No.7709907]

>>7709686
All that is true if, big if, your marriage is succesful. Half are not.

[Anonymous No.7709926]

>>7709816

I don't hate the flu virus, it's just going through it's life cycle. I do get vaccinated.

I don't hate thieves, they're just trying to make a living the only way that they understand how. I do guard my valuables.

I don't hate women, they're just acting out their social and biological roles. I do immediately go on the defensive and question the motives of any female batting her eyelashes at me.

[Anonymous No.7709941]

>>7709776
do you even understand what a fucking PUBLIC LEGER is??????????

[Anonymous No.7709956]

>>7709816
ever been fucked over by one?
not all. not even most.
but some of them are the equivalent of the alcoholic wife beater from some tv drama. except the bruises are not on your face but show up clearly on your balance and on the twisted up expression on your face 6 months after she takes half your shit.

[Anonymous No.7709963]

>>7709783

Explain then why there are famous female scientists, astronauts, Olympians.

Honestly, I used to think the same as you until I met some actual good women in my life. Not to mention mothers, which do nothing but support her children despite them being NEETS and sperglords

[Anonymous No.7709980]

>>7708658
I remember that thread kek

[Anonymous No.7709985]

>he bought 2 btc and transfered it to binance


literally all you would be able to find from LE PUBLIC LEDGER

[Anonymous No.7709986]

>>7709956
>and on the twisted up expression on your face 6 months after she takes half your shit.

it's the thousand-cuck state

[Anonymous No.7709995]

>>7709963
There are always outliers. Of course, with Feminism (women pretending that they're men), those outliers are pushed as the norm.
Honestly, we'd barely even see a change if every single female scientist and astronaut was never born.

[Anonymous No.7710001]

>>7709587
>/biz/ tries to be sarcastic
>ends up signaling they're average men instead
Congratulations on this. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.7710002]

>>7709956
>and on the twisted up expression on your face 6 months after she takes half your shit.

it's the thousand-cuck stare

[Anonymous No.7710009]

>>7708535
I have 1m in BITTTTTTTTTTTCONNNNNNNNEEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT
have fun with that jews

[Anonymous No.7710022]

>>7709739
>>7709751
Why would you think I'm a woman? I back my arguments with facts. You faggots argue from emotion and risk aversion. Marriage is a good buy. It improves on your life in every measurable metric. Just don't fuck up and buy in on the wrong slag.
>>7709907
Most *first* marriages are successful. Subsequent marriages are not, driving the average numbers down. If you don't cohabitate before marriage and don't marry some roastie slag, your percentages go up.

[Anonymous No.7710032]

>>7708962
Sounds like the words of a man without a shred of dignity left in him

[Anonymous No.7710043]

>>7709985
Just cycle your money through literally any privacy coin dumb faggot.

ETH is doing zk-snarks, Bitcoin is doing schnorr and mimblewimble. Give it 2 years your money will be completely untraceable.

[Anonymous No.7710056]

>>7708407
True, I mentioned it to my mother and I clearly asked her multiple times to not tell anyone. Then she told her mother (my grandma) and she told it to her son (my mother's brother) and he told it to his wife and to the other brothers and now my whole fucking family knows it. Never making that mistake again, you can't trust women.

[Anonymous No.7710063]

>>7708981
>would you like this in KIN or TRX
Too perfect.

[Anonymous No.7710072]

>>7710001
ouch, the extremely common misconception that oneself is above-average mixed with optimism bias

the foresight of a mole mixed with an affinity for the type of gambling odds only kaiji could like

[Anonymous No.7710100]

>>7710072

Hey now, I'm going to get married at some point as well. But only after I've counted the cards for a bit.

[Anonymous No.7710125]

>>7709128
>59% of FIRST MARRIAGES never divorce
>implying that's a healthy statistic
>It's time to realize you're talking to someone smarter than you

[Anonymous No.7710145]

>>7709963
Drowning in a sea of men who accomplished similar or greater? Trained by men to achieve the things men imagined up and created?
Sure, a lot women are good and care for their children, just like a lot men deserve to be gassed. It's their habits are the things that most guys on this board are wary about.
It's just in their nature, like that scorpion and frog aesop story.

[Anonymous No.7710155]

>>7709783

[Anonymous No.7710183]

>>7708221
M o n e r o

[Anonymous No.7710186]

>marry an asian woman
>they're submissive, loyal, love to be housewives, will never talk back, trust you with the family finances

When will you follow the true path?

[Anonymous No.7710203]

>>7708144
That's why you don't deal with roasties/dumb people i general you dumb fucko.
I gave my gf a solid abstract outlook on crypto, she opened a binance account and bought some LINK, REQ

[Anonymous No.7710211]

>>7710186
>making mongrels

[Anonymous No.7710212]

>>7710032
Then you don't know what dignity is. Is dignity scratching and clawing at a virtue like marriage? Marriage, which is the #1 indicator of success not only for men, but for civilizations? Marriage, which elevates the poor from poverty into the middle class at a 80% rate?
Is dignity screeching at the fear of divorce? Is dignity cowering from success due to the possibility of failure? Is dignity airing out your cowardice to the world, being so bitter and resentful over the mere prospect of divorce that you would forsake the grand institute of marriage? Fuck, dude. Pull yourself together.

[Anonymous No.7710221]

>>7710186
>loyal, will never talk back, trust you with the family finances

anon, i...

[Anonymous No.7710228]

>All these answers

Literally, the only answer to the roastie problem is DO NOT GET MARRIED

Do not get married, do not co-habit, do not make your relationship public and change girls every 2 or 3 months

Everything else is just damage control

[Anonymous No.7710229]

>>7709662
Words you said can and will be used against you, no matter if it's self-incriminatory or not. That's why Miranda Rights exist you moron, it's so police can't force you to say things against your interest. Tough luck lying about BTC and your investments. You just earned yourself a ticket to jail.

[Anonymous No.7710246]

>>7710125
Keep moving those goalposts, bro.

[Anonymous No.7710257]

>>7708144
Meh, I'm pretty open about it with family and friends. If I ever end up marrying I'll probably just hand all my holdings over to my parents or bro 'officially' to ensure they can't get touched in any prospective divorce rape.

[Anonymous No.7710259]

>>7710001
>average man has sex once or twice, now thinks he's chad
>completely changes subject of a conversation to shoehorn in a virgin joke on 4chan
Wanna know how I know you own a Nintendo Switch?

[Anonymous No.7710260]

>>7710229
>yes my wife said she has 3 billion dollars in bitcoin

this is how retarded you sound

[Anonymous No.7710269]

>>7709995
Understandable.
I know this may be cliche, but I think Disney has given women crazy expectations and essentially created a spoiled generation of females

[Anonymous No.7710272]

>>7710228
>change girls every two or three months
>t. Chad or over 30 year old man with acceptable looks and finances

[Anonymous No.7710275]

>>7708144
>>7708221
>>7708320
The solution is to stay the fuck away from roasties. Period.

Do not marry. Do not cohabitate. Do not date. Do not interact with women beyond friendship/coworkers/acquaintances.

Tradcucks and /pol/faggots will try to shame you for this, and bleat about >muh trad white women and >muh white race. But this is the best way to acquire and preserve wealth.

[Anonymous No.7710279]

>>7710186
Lol no, you are delusional. They are women who want money and will nag you until you are bled dry.

Don't be such an autism faggot.

[Anonymous No.7710284]

>>7710186
Don't get deluded. I'm Asian. Whites have such a strong misconception of Asian women. They're no different. You think culture can overwrite a biological imperative? The only people that think Asian women are magical unicorns are people who have never spent significant time with an Asian woman and watch too much anime.

[Anonymous No.7710292]

>>7709837
>Also you can check the balance of every wallet connected to the blockchain.
.....anon...d-do you know how XMR works...?

[Anonymous No.7710306]

>>7710275
how will one have kids then?

[Anonymous No.7710328]

>>7709926

[Anonymous No.7710340]

>>7710186
Only you can prevent hapa fuccbois.

[Anonymous No.7710341]

>>7710228
>do not co-habit

another anon who fell for the "common law" meme

read the opening two paragraphs, esp. the 2nd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage

[Anonymous No.7710343]

>>7710212
>Marriage, which is the #1 indicator of success
Hahahahahahhahahhaahahah stopped reading there holy shit dude you're beyond saving, good luck man

[Anonymous No.7710349]

Hippity hoppity, women will take your property.
Bazingle, bazoodle, you will lose your noodle.

[Anonymous No.7710353]

>>7710022
>You faggots argue from emotion and risk aversion

This is why most people on biz won't make it. You can't be really successful without risk

[Anonymous No.7710366]

>>7708144
we should market crypto as a tool for men to avoid paying roasties.

[Anonymous No.7710369]

>>7710275
>But muh sex drive
Sex becomes less and less interesting as you get older. There comes a time in your life as a man where you'd rather spend time on your hobbies rather than chase pussy or spend time with your wife.

A bad marriage and/or subsequent divorce is with you for life.

[Anonymous No.7710383]

>>7710306
Why would you want them? Kids are money pits. I personally have 0 interest in changing diapers and raising a kid.

[Anonymous No.7710414]

>>7710340
>Teenpost.com
>5.5/10

[Anonymous No.7710424]

>>7710353
There is a difference between risk with large potential upside (investing in crypto) vs rish with little reward (investing in depreciating asset like a woman that actively makes your life more difficult)

[Anonymous No.7710426]

>>7710383
Some of us want descendants

[Anonymous No.7710442]

>>7710275
>Avarice is the key to happiness!
When has that ever been true?
>>7710343
Not an argument. Especially since you're laughing at facts, bro. That's a really stupid thing to do.

[Anonymous No.7710445]

>>7710426
Good luck to you then.

[Anonymous No.7710447]

>>7708144
Why wouldn’t they just look at your bank transactions?

[Anonymous No.7710460]

>>7710442
>complaining about avarice
Do you know what board you're on /pol/friend?

[Anonymous No.7710462]

>>7709963
why do you larp as a man

[Anonymous No.7710471]

>>7708221
Monero babbbbyyyyyy, no one will ever get your shit short of torturing you.

[Anonymous No.7710512]

>>7709086
Spotted the brainlet plebbitor that's never done an ounce of research in his life

[Anonymous No.7710517]

What the fuck is this?
90% of /biz is a acne shit tier neet who has never been with a girl and yet somehow this thread has all the experts at life.

[Anonymous No.7710522]

>>7710228
>>7710272
Well, if you can't manage to live like this, you should be lucky that a girl likes you and take the risk of marrying and getting divorce raped

[Anonymous No.7710561]

>>7710341
Even if cohabiting wasn't automatically considered common law marriage (protip: in some places like Canada it is), why the fuck would you want to live with a roastie anyways?

Women are annoying as fuck to live with.

>muh cooking
>muh cleaning
I can do both better without having to hear nagging and gossip every week.

[Anonymous No.7710568]

>>7708390
Lel thinking they can ban privacy coins. Go ahead ban crypto just like you did with torrents. It's definitely going to work this time.

[Anonymous No.7710569]

>>7710517
>projecting this much
>you're all just like me!
/biz/ and /fit/ are chad boards

[Anonymous No.7710577]

Can't you put all your assets in some off-shore trust fund or account that the government can't touch?

[Anonymous No.7710585]

>>7708672
>Lure richer girls
Girl date higher, how old are you ?

[Anonymous No.7710591]

>>7708672
If you are an ugly guy (or nowadays even average) and don't display symbols of wealth...good luck getting a woman to ever give you the time of day.

[Anonymous No.7710601]

>>7708144
they should replace lawyer with the term jew.

[Anonymous No.7710604]

>>7709093
You're gonna carry that weight...of the crypto gains

[Anonymous No.7710624]

>>7710561
Find a girl who can cook better than you, clean more diligently, won't talk back or nag, and is amazing in bed.

[Anonymous No.7710625]

>>7710601
i lol'd

[Anonymous No.7710638]

You guys are talking like this is something new, woman are pure evil and this is known since ancient Greeks wondered about the meaning of everything.

>From her is the race of women and female kind:
>of her is the deadly race and tribe of women who
>live amongst mortal men to their great trouble,
no helpmates in hateful poverty, but only in wealth.

[Anonymous No.7710640]

>>7710561
welp i had an ex who was a dream to live with. i'd be on the computer for hours and hours, or gaming and never heard a peep

of course she's an ex tho, so there's a grain of salt with it

[Anonymous No.7710653]

[Roastie screeching]

[Anonymous No.7710654]

>>7710585
>Tfw have a middle class girl who believes in me, a poorfag

[Anonymous No.7710674]

>>7710654
you must be attractive then. Most here and in the world are not..either ugly or average

[Anonymous No.7710686]

>>7710259
GOD i love this place.

[Anonymous No.7710743]

>>7710569
see>>7710203
ofc chad whatever lets you fingerfuck your boipucci

[Anonymous No.7710750]

>>7710674
She calls me fat and hates my jokes. I think I may have just found a hopeless optimist lol

[Anonymous No.7710782]

>>7710750

[Anonymous No.7710824]

>>7710750
I think you may have just found an ugly middle class girl.

[Anonymous No.7710828]

>>7710750
>She calls me fat and hates my jokes.

[Anonymous No.7710882]

>put everything into crypto
>even if the market crashes, you STILL LOSE LESS than what a roastied would have gotten if you had it all in fiat
Lmao
Simply
Lmao

[Anonymous No.7710906]

>>7710882

>In the future
>Roastie divorces man
>Sorry babe I don't own much :)
>Guy has 80% of his networth in XMR

Holy kek
We are finally gonna win out over the roasties.

[Anonymous No.7711038]

>>7710906
kek. This would actually be the fastest way to 100K per bitcoin. shill to /pol/, which is basically r/thedonald, which will bleed to rest of reddit, facebook, and twitter

[Anonymous No.7711053]

>>7710275

I know someone who basically did this, he's 30 now and has 10MM+ but from interacting with him he seems to slowly be losing it. I don't mean he's going crazy I just mean he's becoming increasingly desparate for human interaction. He has no family and no gf, dude spent Christmas with one of his employees families. I personally don't think chasing pussy will bring happiness, but when I go outside on a cold winter evening and I see couples holding hands and going to their apartments you start to just want that /comfiness/, the key is to not overexpose yourself and get treated as a doormat/abused. Just find a comfy-gf who doesn't drink or do drugs and has no gay friends. You'll have weeded out 90% of degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.7711062]

even JUDGE JUDY herself says that family courts are biased against men.
if you MUST MARRY get a prenup signed with an attorney witness for both sides.
i'm an oldfag. i've lived with many girlfriends. WOMEN CHANGE.
found a unicorn? congratulations!!! mazel tov.
you WILL get divorce-fucked. i dodged a bullet myself. my father paid alimony to his first wife until the DAY HE DIED.

rent women. don't buy. everyone wins.
or, in the words of my own mother, "Marry in haste, repent at leisure."

[Anonymous No.7711111]

>>7711062
based mommy

[Anonymous No.7711121]

>>7708144
you are dead fucking stupid if you marry any woman. NO she doesn't love you you dumbass.

All marriage is, is you signing a contract saying your wife can take all your shit at any day she wakes up and decides to.

Literally there is no upside to marriage, you can only get fucked out of it.

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.7711131]

>>7711111
hey bby

[Anonymous No.7711170]

>>7711121
>dead fucking stupid to get married
Which is why 99.5% of the most successful men in the world are married, right? Because they're that "dead fucking stupid" and because you're so smart? How are your crypto gains today, btw? Did you make over ten dollars?

[Anonymous No.7711173]

>>7711053
If your girlfriend isn't a bitch she won't mind being with you without marriage (this excludes most women). Getting married in 2018 is the most cucked decision you can make.

[Anonymous No.7711206]

>>7711170
>99.5% of the most successful men in the world are married, right

it's PR buddyboy

[Anonymous No.7711208]

>>7711170
I don't care who is and who isn't married. Signing a contract that says your wife can take your shit is just dumb.

[Anonymous No.7711236]

>>7711170
>Which is why 99.5% of the most successful men in the world are married, right?

[Anonymous No.7711244]

>>7709059
>he has to work
lmaoing at your life

[Anonymous No.7711248]

>>7711170
Like most things in life, being rich helps you get richer. If you're poor, that same investment will be a headache. Like a poorfag buying a BMW compared to a wall street guy

[Anonymous No.7711262]

>>7711062
>prenup
does literally nothing

[Anonymous No.7711362]

>>7708270
so fucking true they want a big wedding day theyre like children. They dont think long term in any situation.

[Anonymous No.7711424]

my gf does not want a big wedding day instead we are spending the money on a nice honeymoon.

am i cucked??

[Anonymous No.7711426]

>>7709187
Google the number of states that don't allow infidelity to be used as grounds for divorce. It'll surprise you. While the reason behind many divorces is cheating, most states file it under no fault, meaning your cheating wife can screw everyone in your town and still get half your shit.

[Anonymous No.7711451]

>>7711424
There's like 12 good women left in this world.

You got one, treasure her.

[Anonymous No.7711496]

>>7708573
Ehrm, a bankd account relies on a third party

Brainwallet

Tattoo your seed on your leg, jesus, engrave it in a rock in iceland, be creative

[Anonymous No.7711526]

>>7711424
Why are you getting married? Can't you love each other without it? If the answer is yes, then you're a confirmed cuck.

[Anonymous No.7711536]

>>7708221
Just say you lost it you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.7711547]

>>7711111
fuck bobs, check the fucking quints

[Anonymous No.7711558]

>>7708658
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.7711568]

>>7711451
>>7711424
>Doesn't use a wedding as front to an intense session of iron-clad relationship forging resulting in family-strength business connections flourishing.

plebs

[Anonymous No.7711622]

>>7709410
>the country with fucked up laws that robbed you

[Anonymous No.7711624]

>>7711111
Look at all those cut markers on her left arm. Quints or not that's not based. That a TEXTBOOK CHERNOBYL TEIR REDFLAG.

[Anonymous No.7711625]

>>7711547
Thanks for noticing, have some more milkies

[Anonymous No.7711636]

>>7708688
Yea but (((they))) cant peove that that last bitcoin transaction qas done by you and that you control the keys to said last wallet

You were hacked. You left your private keys out in the open. It happens. Prove that someone is acting dumb, mr forensics

[Anonymous No.7711651]

>In the U.S. state law establishes requirements regarding alimony (and child support) payments, recovery and penalties. A spouse trying to recover back alimony sometimes may use only the collection procedures that are available to all other creditors (such as reporting the amount due to a collection agency).
>One who allows his or her alimony obligations to go into arrears, where there is an ability to pay, may be found in contempt of court and be sent to jail.[21] Alimony obligations are not discharged as a result of the obligee filing bankruptcy.[22] Ex-spouses who allow child-support obligations to go into arrears may have certain licenses seized, be found in contempt of court, and/or be sent to jail.[23] Like alimony, child-support obligations are not discharged as a result of the obligee filing bankruptcy.[22]
ROASTIED

[Anonymous No.7711685]

>>7708440
>Completely depends on someone else to have a fulfilling life

[Anonymous No.7711729]

>>7710585

Only in America does wealth = status. In Europe you can find plenty of wealthy qts from middle/working class backgrounds (parents never went to uni, but started a business) who will marry poor but higher status men to ingratiate themselves into 'sophisticated' society. It may seem strange to mutts.

[Anonymous No.7711817]

>>7711262
>does literally nothing
that's my opinion as well, but having it witnessed by lawyers representing both parties with an affirmation of no duress closes the loopholes.
again, though, i agree with you that a prenup isn't worth the paper it is printed on, and an adversarial legal situation is no way to start a marriage. prenup proponents give me the above song and dance when i argue with them.

[Anonymous No.7711863]

>>7711111
based digits
yeah my mom sniffs out predatory women a mile away. i have a bit of an inheritance coming and she knows i have a weakness for pretty girls.

[Anonymous No.7711869]

>>7711729

Wow, sounds very interesting, tell me more anon......... NOT

[Anonymous No.7711930]

>>7711729
yuros still larping as nobility 100 years after all men of quality died in the mud on the orders of their social superiors.

[Anonymous No.7711941]

>>7709816

They're all 18-20 year old edgelord children that just don't know any better. It's sad, really

[Anonymous No.7711947]

>>7708221
always tell your poor
if they care about you they'll understand
if they don't then at least you'll know the truth

[Anonymous No.7711991]

>>7711863
>inheritance
ask for an advance before we go to 55K bitcoin

[Anonymous No.7711993]

>>7710284
>biological imperative to spend money

are you serious?

[Anonymous No.7712026]

>>7710369
nothing is better than cuddling with your girlfriend

NOTHING

[Anonymous No.7712049]

>>7709747
I prefer Spurdo Spärde but yeah same idea.

[Anonymous No.7712059]

>>7711729
Nobody cares about what Yuropoor muslims are doing.

[Anonymous No.7712060]

>>7710369
>There comes a time in your life as a man where you'd rather spend time on your hobbies
t. ugly loser that never got laid

[Anonymous No.7712061]

>>7711993
women account for 70% of the consumer economy

[Anonymous No.7712065]

>>7712026
cuddling is gay, you're pure soy.

[Anonymous No.7712076]

>>7711991
meeting with our money guys after tax season, i'll be diversifying the portfolio to include a crypto + hedge. i still want to see how IRS fucks you guys first.

[Anonymous No.7712089]

>>7710228
Reminder that this is Shlomo’s get-rid-of-white-people plan

[Anonymous No.7712097]

>>7712060
uh, how could I make that statement if I hadn't been laid? Once you hit 30, your hobbies are more interesting than 99% of women.

You're not very smart are you?

[Anonymous No.7712139]

>>7712026
cuddling is kino, but nothing beats having sex with your gf on her birthday while some beta orbiter from high school sends her a happy birthday text timed exactly at 12am

[Anonymous No.7712143]

>>7708601
>>7708629
>>7708665
>retards still think the government is all-powerful.
I was moving drugs and washing money before crypto. No one ever cares about money. No tax service will ever care if you drive a Lambo. No lawyer will ever care enough to do anything about you washing money. No one cares about you being a NEET on benefits moving thousands of $ through banks.

Every criminal who's anything is on some kind of benefits or food stamps and cashes them out while wearing a $50,000 watch. No one gives a flying fuck about illegal assets, unless you want to use them to start a legal business. That's when they get nosy. So if you want to go legal, just take a business loan, cook the books and use your illegal assets to pay it back.

You live in what I call an "anarcho-dictature". It means the real criminals get a free pass for almost anything and the law abiding citizens get fucked up the ass by the law.

[Anonymous No.7712248]

>>7712143
i'm glad more people are waking up to this.
there are a few geographical areas and a few markets where you must play by the letter of the law but those areas are shrinking.
but once you're "in the system" (fed contracting, etc) then you have to play by the rules. it sucks. and some people just have shitty luck and get made an example.
but yeah, the all-seeing eye is getting cataracts.

[Anonymous No.7712332]

>>7708939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage

[Anonymous No.7712431]

>>7708962
Fucking roastie detected holy shit

[Anonymous No.7712433]

>>7709051
women don't have to give you sex in marriage because o martial rape laws and you still have to provide for her. if you don't provide she can still divorce you.

[Anonymous No.7712447]

>>7708363
"Common law marriages" exist in 9 US states still, too. If you shack up with a thot long enough, she owns half your shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States

[Anonymous No.7712455]

> tfw will be an attorney EOY and my gf wil never, ever be able get the jump on me in a legal battle

Feels good m8s. She knows all about my crypto and I tell her about muh coins daily.

But yeah If you do have those problems just invest in monero and transfer to a different wallet. Problem solved

[Anonymous No.7712468]

>>7712059
56%

[Anonymous No.7712475]

>>7708962
55% of marriages end in divorce. Stop drinking the koolaid anon. You don't NEED to marry. Just live together retards.

[Anonymous No.7712584]

Why is /biz/ talking about marriage in which you don't declare your possessions from the get-go?

[Anonymous No.7712615]

>>7708972
Europe is importing them for cheap labour. Those marriages between Arabs last because the man beats the shit out of his wife if she does not listen. Western woman are attracted to Arab man because they are more arrogant and dominant (which is objectively attractive to woman). I give 0 shits myself desu, but those are the facts. If the west wants to fix its shit they need to start telling man to act dominant again and women subservient. Also stop importing migrants.

[Anonymous No.7712638]

>>7708962
kys /pol/tard and leave thinking to men who actually experienced relationships and had GFs

[Anonymous No.7712660]

>>7712065
What's soy is letting other people tell you what to like. I like cuddling, so I will find a girl to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.7712684]

>>7708962
OH NO NO NO OOOOOH

[Anonymous No.7712784]

>>7712660
Well said anon.

[Anonymous No.7712791]

>>7709963
If you believe in the jewish gender theory, the vastly small percentage of women that actually have succeeded are simply possessing male minds. :^)

And the olympics is a laughable argument, roastie-LARPer. Women were too pathetic to compete in the games so we had to create gender-segregated events so they could participate. We did that for retards and cripples too. Don't you feel special?

[Anonymous No.7713034]

>>7712065

[Anonymous No.7713103]

>>7713034
>chad mask.jpg

[Anonymous No.7713150]

Roasties will always want their cut of your risk.

[Anonymous No.7713291]

>>7708629
>complies and shows all bank accounts
what else? how can the court proof that someone has a wallet with 1 mil on it?