/smg/ - Stock Market General

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703298]

Pre-Market Turbulence Edition

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Previous >>7680689

[Anonymous No.7703331]

Year of the Bear when?

[Anonymous No.7703334]

The stock market general has quality OP pics, have to give you that

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703371]

Picks for the day?

I held TVIX overnight, so far so good.

KTOS is doing well, but I can't really recommend it right now. Maybe Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.7703380]

>>7703331
NOW

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703408]

>>7703380
A bear can dream

[Anonymous No.7703450]

>>7703371
I want to buy S&P500 CFD on leverage

Somebody stop me

[Anonymous No.7703476]

This bearfag is getting obnoxious

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7703484]

>>7703450
I'm not going to stop you. Go ahead and do it, you know you want to.

[Anonymous No.7703487]

I am # 559100 in line for options trading on Robin Hood. How long will that translate to in time? What other trading platform has effectively free options trading?

[Texas Anon No.7703499]

Morning all

[Anonymous No.7703507]

>>7703484
Just did, already at break even, sl at be, no tp

Now we wait

[Anonymous No.7703511]

>>7703408
How bad did you get fucked on TVIX?

[Anonymous No.7703513]

>>7703499
Morning fella

[Anonymous No.7703517]

Is it safe to invest again? I passively held shares in voo but sold about a week ago because I could see shit wasn’t getting any better any time soon, but I haven’t looked since

[Anonymous No.7703525]

>>7703507
Ahh stopped out at break even

Oh well lol

[Anonymous No.7703543]

>>7703371
>Picks for the day?
dunno, weed, lmao…
And I also decided to shill european lithium, until they break 30 cents.

[Anonymous No.7703547]

T-minus 17 minutes

You know the drill

[Anonymous No.7703552]

>>7703547
Par..ty... down?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703555]

>>7703450
Only if you short it

>>7703511
I'm up on overnight TVIX hold

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7703564]

>>7703511
He's green for now We will see I mean Fridays have been red profit taking days lately for SPY so lets see if this Bull can come back to the pasture.

[Anonymous No.7703574]

>>7703552

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703580]

>>7703547
Here is optimal fat cat

[Anonymous No.7703607]

>>7703580
PEAK PERFORMANCE

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703619]

>>7703499
Where is Sylvester?

[Anonymous No.7703625]

Also, I'd be interested in some good dividend stocks. I feel like I'm old enough for those.
From my euro perspective, what I'm curently holding:
Innogy - 4.9%
Motor oil hellas - 6.6%
Allianz - 4.7%

[Anonymous No.7703629]

Hello guys

>>7703564
I have been considering buying some ETF shorting SP500 since a correction has often occurred spreading on several weeks.
I think if SPX is green, I would go yolo and hold a short SPX ETF for the weekend

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703651]

>>7703607
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.7703669]

i made a thread for this but i think its better to just aske here.
i tried degiro, but i since i am a dual citizen US/EU i clicked on ''us tax complaince'' and it cancelled my registration.
can i use a EU broker, as i am living here, just ignoring my us citizenship?
can someone help?

[Anonymous No.7703697]

>>7703298
KSSHT "T-minus 10 minutes and countink" KSSHT

[Anonymous No.7703710]

>>7703625
>Allianz
I wouldn't be holding any EU financial institutions since they most likely are holding pleinty of mispriced southern European countries debts (Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal).

For dividend players, I would recommend MC.PA, RMS.PA, AI.PA

[Anonymous No.7703716]

>>7703651

[Anonymous No.7703747]

>>7703555
I longed it and closed up $0.81

See ya later losers

[Anonymous No.7703750]

Who here is long AMRS and would be interested in reviewing muh model ?

Also, what would you think of XON ?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7703796]

>>7703716

[Texas Anon No.7703881]

>>7703619
The weather is good so he’s out wildcatting. Last I saw of him was about 2 when he was dancing on my head to be fed. Left not long after that.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7703977]

That strong dollar isn't good for my nat gas longs. It's picking up and breaking through some fib levels though.

[Anonymous No.7704000]

>>7703555
I longed it again and made three bucks before my break even stop triggered due to noise

Beat that 5 minutes in

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7704063]

[Anonymous No.7704065]

>>7703977
>>7703881
>>7703796
wow this thread is a den of cancerous attentionwhore faggotry huh

[Anonymous No.7704081]

>>7704065
Made it to break even yet? It's been 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.7704092]

>>7704065
I'm sorry that we enjoy each other's company and human interaction

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7704129]

>>7704065
>REEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU HAVE HUMAN INTERACTION

>BUY SHITCOIN

>GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7704131]

>sign up for this
>cant even use it on my desktop

Who the fuck writes an app like this for mobile before writing the web app? What the fuck man

[Anonymous No.7704132]

>>7703298
Why does bevo have to be the bull getting fucked

[Anonymous No.7704205]

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7704214]

>>7704132
Because I'm too much of a cunt to make my own

If you make a non bevo bull getting fucked by a bear I'll use it instead

[Anonymous No.7704216]

Does anybody else buy stocks for funny ticker names? There's a food ETF called PBJ, there's ORC, ELF, NSA, DEA, the list goes on. Otherwise, just reinvesting some dividends and calling it a day. Already have enough coming in monthly to pay for Netflix, feels like I'm making it bros.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7704283]

>>7704216
>Does anybody else buy stocks for funny ticker names?

I like NUGT and DUST.

[Anonymous No.7704333]

I'm not good at making memes but this did seem funny

[Anonymous No.7704344]

>>7704131
I heard "memu" will let you use it on desktop Google it

Also, buy MRNS

AIRG announced +20% yoy growth but didn't provide guidance and is down now. Might be a good volatility day trade here at some point.

[Anonymous No.7704395]

what are the meme plays today lads?

[Anonymous No.7704411]

>>7704395
Buy FiatCoin

[Anonymous No.7704419]

>>7704129
>>7704081
>>7704092
>text on a screen is human interaction instead of text on a screen because we have names
kek

[Anonymous No.7704423]

>>7704216
GUSH makes me giggle when I get an alert on it

[Anonymous No.7704446]

Gonna go ahead and call it a week. I see you lads Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.7704461]

>>7704216
Yes, i bought DBC because i like to pretend it is DragonBallCoin.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7704466]

>>7704446
Good job anon

[Anonymous No.7704483]

>>7704446
What did you start with?

Good job man start hedge fund

[Anonymous No.7704532]

>>7704419
I guess if you came here for attention and (You)'s you did it

What's the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.7704564]

>>7704532
thotposting

[Anonymous No.7704622]

>>7704564

[Anonymous No.7704673]

>>7704423
Nice one.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7704750]

>He's not a bear right now

[Anonymous No.7704883]

>>7704129
I mean you are an insufferable tripfag that makes threads early so kinda cancerous

[Anonymous No.7704901]

>>7703750
I fell for the AMRS shilling.

[Anonymous No.7704954]

>>7704883
A lot of us are early birds so we don't mind

[Anonymous No.7704965]

Any BOIL bros in here? How long for Nat Gas to bring some solid increases? Got in at 5.15 last night. Also, thoughts on UGAZ?

[Anonymous No.7704972]

permabear cancer banned off the board when?

[Options No.7704975]

>>7703371

Are you buying more as it goes down, or just hodling at this point?

[Anonymous No.7705021]

>mbrx

[Anonymous No.7705023]

>>7704750
How's it feel to be wrong every day this week?

[Anonymous No.7705027]

>>7704965
I got BOIL at 5.12, UGAZ is a good pick

[Anonymous No.7705032]

>>7704446
Excellent gains man.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7705051]

>>7704972
When the DOW hits 32K without a crash

I'll probably withdraw from the stock market at that point, because then it will be clear that I have no fucking clue what I am doing.

do it mods

screencap this

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7705068]

>>7704965
I got some BOIL options for next month. Sitting long in UGAZ too.

[Anonymous No.7705126]

>>7705027
How long you think before UGAZ sees a huge jump? Get in now?

[Anonymous No.7705142]

>everyone else is also in UGAZ

fuck, its going to fail now. NG going to $1 confirmed

[Anonymous No.7705164]

>>7705051
Aw but I like you. You're like Big5Guy, completely wrong and misguided, but man enough to stick to your decisions. Most people nowadays are fake as shit, it takes a man to be wrong and stand behind it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7705165]

>>7705126
Well if UGAZ were to get back to where it was 4 years ago you're looking at over 20,000 a share.

[Anonymous No.7705184]

>>7705126
Now's a good time to buy but I think it'll take a bit to start moving

[Anonymous No.7705199]

C-can someone explain what VelocityShares is

[Anonymous No.7705208]

>>7705164
thanks desu

[Anonymous No.7705215]

Where's that NLST shiller at?

BUY MY BAGS NERD

[Anonymous No.7705233]

>>7705199
very fast gains moving at incredible hihg spede

[Anonymous No.7705236]

>>7705199
its like powershares but less powerful

[Anonymous No.7705276]

>>7704564
these are models, they're unattractive to straight guys

only gay guys and women watch fashion shows

to the average guy this is more attractive

[Anonymous No.7705277]

>>7705165
>>7705184
Thanks gang, gonna hop in now.

[Anonymous No.7705303]

stop buying UGAZ you guys are going to trigger a stop target and bring NG down to nothing

[Anonymous No.7705316]

Five dividend checks and made back most of the shitshow from last week. Regardless of today, this was a solid week. I'm gonna have some drinks. I know its early, fuck yourselves.

[Anonymous No.7705341]

>>7704446
The chad chart

[Anonymous No.7705342]

>>7705276
kek, you dont speak for all men you autist

[Anonymous No.7705362]

stop posting these nasty 3d pigs

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7705366]

>>7705276
TIL I'm a woman.

[Anonymous No.7705388]

>>7705276
wtf I love normies now

[Anonymous No.7705390]

OLED down, pile on?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7705399]

>>7705316
do you have a problem anon?

[Anonymous No.7705419]

Yesterday I listen to The Eternal Bear advice of selling and now I'm angry at myself. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.7705428]

euro stocks dont have much time left and they arent dumping, Americans save everyone again

[Anonymous No.7705435]

>>7704901
If you believe the management's guidance, it is legit
They have big names as customers and is seemingly ramping up their production.
Plus, it seems AMRS uses this biotech meme technology called CAR-T

My spreadshit model gives me a PT of around 8$ if Melo delivers

[Anonymous No.7705448]

>>7705399
No problem officer :-) I work graveyards, this is night for me basically

[Anonymous No.7705449]

>>7705419
christ

[Anonymous No.7705452]

Any AUY in here? Why the fuck did it tank this morning? it beat earnings and it drops 8%???

[Anonymous No.7705473]

>>7705208
My bear friend, I believe we are still due for some dips in this correction.
I gonna buy me some S&P500 short etf and hold it during the weekend

[Anonymous No.7705477]

>>7705452
Dunno, same thing with Vulcan

[Anonymous No.7705494]

>>7705419
>I didn't think for myself, anyone else?
lots probably

[Anonymous No.7705539]

>>7705390
i was thinking about getting OLED for quiet a while but that fucking jump made me not want to get it anymore

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7705540]

>>7705419
Why would you listen to me. Someone needs to make a brainlet bear meme

(you'll be okay anon, market is going to close red today)

[Anonymous No.7705569]

>>7705540
just like last friday right?

[Anonymous No.7705572]

Evens: Bulls win today
Odds: Bears win today

[Anonymous No.7705625]

>>7705342
I only speak for straight men

[Anonymous No.7705646]

anyone trade Austrian shit? The austrian index looks really good long term and Austrian bonds often swing 20% in a day

[Anonymous No.7705752]

[Anonymous No.7705774]

>>7705625
your taste is not absolute, faggot

[Anonymous No.7705825]

>>7705646
Teilzeit Ösi hier…
Nope, don't have any Austrian stuff, apart from European Lithium for a little gamble.
ATX is tempting, but I don't get the political situation here, so I'm hesistant to put in some big money.

[Anonymous No.7705859]

>>7705625
You win. That pic is sublime.

[Anonymous No.7705876]

Is anyone nervous how fast we're coming back from the dip? It doesn't feel sustainable.

[Anonymous No.7705930]

>>7705825
atx has low volitility anyway, Im gonna add it to my portfolio in parts this year, every dip

>>7705876
lmao
even at all time highs the markets were undervalued. no one will tell you this except insiders. The dip was a shake out of leveraged funds, we are going to all time highs soon

[Anonymous No.7705935]

>>7705876
I am.
But, well, pic related, so dance, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.7705942]

>>7705876
The last 5 years didn't feel sustainable at any point of it either.

[Texas Anon No.7705947]

>>7705276
>>7705342
>>7705625
>>7704564
>>7705774
To each his own really. My bro married a chick three times his size, sweet grill though. I like slightly THICC women because growing up in the 90s all we had to fap to were spooky skeletons. I guess the pendulum swung.

[Anonymous No.7706044]

>>7705947
I enjoy all types really

[Anonymous No.7706051]

>>7705947
Once I had sex with multiple women I realized a woman without THICC hips and a nice ass doesn't get me off at all

which is really disappointing because I'm attracted to Asian women and a lot of them are hungry skeletons

[Anonymous No.7706056]

stop posting disgusting, obsolete, 3d roasties

[Anonymous No.7706071]

>>7705935

[Anonymous No.7706082]

Well this is turning out to be a slow day. Someone shill me a cannabis stock to load up on that isn't Canopy or Cronos.

[Anonymous No.7706087]

This thread is lame today. We need a 200pt drop to bring all the bears out again

[Texas Anon No.7706131]

>>7706056

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7706137]

>>7706087
I'm totally not exceedingly nervous currently

[Anonymous No.7706174]

>have low-ish buy orders in for 5 stocks, trying to pick up some shares on a dip
>stocks never dip and just continue increasing in price

FFS just have a flash crash and fill my orders already

[Texas Anon No.7706178]

>>7706131

[Anonymous No.7706208]

>>7706174
you had your chance last week nigger

[Anonymous No.7706225]

>>7706137
You need some dividend broski haha

[Texas Anon No.7706227]

>>7706178

[Anonymous No.7706245]

>>7706227
I dont feel like reading a book right now

[Anonymous No.7706251]

>>7706208
I was scared and didn't buy in hard thinking it might drop even more. I then positioned a bunch of orders low thinking it would drop back down and bounce before everything took off again but I was wrong.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7706261]

>>7706225
I need to stop fucking around with volatility leverage is really what I need to do.

The 40% gains last week made it too tempting this week

I'm a greedy pig

TVIX is a cruel mistress

[Texas Anon No.7706278]

>>7706227

[Anonymous No.7706280]

>>7705233
>>7705236
Th-thanks but i'm still clueless

[Anonymous No.7706297]

>>7704461

.......that's actually a great idea for a shitcoin anon.

[Anonymous No.7706298]

>>7706251
I was trying to tell people... the correction had a clear cause. This same exact thing has happened before

Just think: Why would banks be pumping the markets parabolically all year if they were just going to crash it down this year? A rounding off from the top takes months to a year

[Anonymous No.7706312]

European markets closed all green

[Anonymous No.7706337]

>>7705276
>tfw she will never sit on your face while you sniff her BRRAAPPS while she crushes your neck with her tree trunk-like thighs and slowly kills you for the most intense sexual release you've ever had

Why live

[Anonymous No.7706378]

>>7706278
>>7706227
>>7706178
>>7706131
i don't disagree with the premise, but this way of formulating an argument is pseud bullshit. whoever wrote this needs to bring numbers, not a sloppy collection of anecdotes.

[Anonymous No.7706379]

>>7706261
My first ever non-paper trading was on volatility a few years ago man. It ended up being a drawn-out nervy experience that wasn't worth the dollars i was able to get back. It's generally a bullshit game, bear or bull.

But then again hey, i played binary options for a full year. Sometimes you gotta do some shit man. May as well if you gonna.

[Anonymous No.7706384]

>>7706137

Why not be the Eternal Bull for a while then? Believe it or not, it's ok to trade in more than one direction.

Or be the Eternal Tether until it consolidates.

Btw - I'd not be shorting anything. Good chance of a bit of a drop to 9k and some ranging till it picks up steam. But honestly, bear market is over for now.

[Anonymous No.7706388]

>visa gives dividends
>doesnt even dip

[Anonymous No.7706409]

>>7706378
TLDR since you actually read it

>>7706384
Dow 9k? Are you kidding me?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.7706461]

I was told there would a moon mission fueled by natural gas.

[Anonymous No.7706465]

>>7706409
Bitcoiner in wrong thread I guess.

[Anonymous No.7706474]

>>7706409
hurr american consumerism, payment plans on home appliances, advertisers are evil, the evil greeting card industry turned holidays into money pits, etc.

[Anonymous No.7706479]

>>7706409
>TLDR

He's basically talking about how the average American had become a consumerist whore who had to buy the latest and greatest of everything from cars to toilets to radios, etc before the 1929 stock market crash. Advertisers had convinced Americans that they needed all sorts of shit and that they should routinely get rid of their several years old cars and appliances to buy brand new shit all the time because it supported US businesses and kept workers employed. It became the American's patriotic duty to "buy until it hurts".

[Texas Anon No.7706507]

>>7706378
Idk. I’m reading it more for the narrative and personal stories.
>>7706409
Basically that the stock market crash was caused by people buying on credit fueled by shady advertisement and normies competing to have the best stuff. I think.

[Texas Anon No.7706544]

>>7706507
Forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.7706552]

I have a 300 share short position open against TWTR that I'm planning on holding through the holiday weekend. On a scale of 1-10 how retarded am I?

[Anonymous No.7706558]

>>7706474
Fair enough. Its definitely what we're taught haha, just gotta not fall for it. It helps having cool parents. Of course, you don't know if their cool when you're a kid, so by then its too late.

>>7706465
Pic related

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7706560]

>>7706384
I like bears.

I'm not always bearish, I just truly believe the market is overvalued right now.

[Anonymous No.7706582]

>green across the board on Friday close
>still have to clench all sphincters and pray that Dow doesn't come tumbling down and you'll be assfucked on Monday open
Being eurotrash is suffering.

[Anonymous No.7706586]

>>7706461
Natgas will Gap up +10% sunday
this happens everytime

[Anonymous No.7706606]

>>7706560
the market has been overvalued since 1920s buddy
Just buy

[Anonymous No.7706661]

>>7706082
IGC

[Anonymous No.7706676]

>>7706582
>tfw the gap open ruins your stop loss orders

[Anonymous No.7706686]

>>7706552
1

[Anonymous No.7706705]

How big is your guy's portfolio? I'm only $400 in and it's kinda like a game I play while at work

[Anonymous No.7706706]

>>7706552
kiss your money goodbye

[Anonymous No.7706772]

>>7706705
>>1 post by this ID

Nice try IRS

[BioKash No.7706808]

Well fellas, just went all in BPMX. Thanks anon up top for the recommendation.

[Texas Anon No.7706829]

>>7706705
I started a year ago with $45. Just wanted to have a little fun and learn some stuff while I wageslave.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7706851]

IT'S LUNCH TIME

WHERE IS MY CRASH

:(

[Anonymous No.7706857]

>>7706772
I'm at work now using my mobile data. Also, don't ID's change between threads?
>>7706829
That's a really great return. Any recommended penny stocks?

[Anonymous No.7706977]

Lunchtime checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I got hickory smoked tuna on wheat with a coffee cup of maple brown sugar oatmeal, pretty depressing but I'm in the place that doesn't serve food. I'm doing really well today, another new high for me.

[Anonymous No.7706990]

>>7706857
I don't know about all that man, i've just been drinking. Its been a good week haha. I am back above 80k, which is basically flat. I also make a lot on dividends so ya :-)

[Anonymous No.7707002]

Are physically replicated ETFs safer than synthetic ones or is it not worth worrying about?

[Anonymous No.7707017]

>>7706705
sitting around 12k. all spec stocks. i keep throwing a portion of my wages into it, so i would say i have invested 8-8.5k of my own money

[Anonymous No.7707037]

>>7707002
Premiums on both, only one premium has a chance to decrease.

[Anonymous No.7707053]

buy silver futures
16.7

[Anonymous No.7707071]

>>7706582
Monday is a holiday in the US. You're safe until Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.7707075]

>accidentally open the gallery for the thread

We need to talk bear bro

[Anonymous No.7707104]

జ్ఞా
Doom

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.7707111]

I kind of want to get back on LTBR. Made about 475 on an overnight trade of AXON

[Anonymous No.7707120]

>market correction
>returns to superappreciated point in 1 week

[Anonymous No.7707162]

>>7707120
Why do people call a market drop a correction when the correct thing is for markets to go up?

[Anonymous No.7707167]

>>7707071
Wait we can't trade on Monday? So I have to hold this fucking triple leveraged Nat Gas ETF for 5 over nights?

[Anonymous No.7707176]

>>7706705
About the same as you. Today is payday so I'll drop a bit more in for next week. Like going to my all time chart just to see the bump I got from RIOT and MARA around Thanksgiving. Wish I had more at the time because those were some great moon missions

[Anonymous No.7707180]

Just bought 25 shares of AAOI for an earnings play.

[Anonymous No.7707182]

>>7707162
It corrects an excessive appreciation of the market that may not reflect the economic worth of a company

[Anonymous No.7707204]

>>7707167
markets closed on Mon in the US

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7707213]

>>7707167
Yes.

>>7707075
Needs more bears.

[Anonymous No.7707232]

>>7707182
I was being facetious.

[Anonymous No.7707267]

>>7707162
I keep refreshing my portfolio and nothing is correcting up or down today. Is stock market broken????

[Texas Anon No.7707318]

>>7706857
I’ve been swinging ALN this week. Had a comfy 10% return yesterday.

[Canadian weed update No.7707344]

Selloff in reaction to the slight senate delay. Not a heavy sell off though, only 5% average, as entire senate has agreed to a timetable now. It is:

>second reading vote: on or before March 22 (current step)
>third reading: on or before June 7 (final step)

That puts official rollout of retail recreational sales at late August/early September. However, online sales may or may not be allowed immediately upon bill becoming law (July). The online sales situation isn't entirely clear to me.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707353]

>>7706977
i am so hungry, i didn't eat anything yesterday, just did a bunch of coke till 1 in the morning probably gunna go get a burger and fries

[Texas Anon No.7707363]

>>7706977
Just had fried fish from the Knights of Peter Claver.
>tfw catholiccuck

[Anonymous No.7707371]

>>7707167
Sell now?

[Anonymous No.7707403]

>>7707353
same but with Amp
food is for the weak

[Anonymous No.7707407]

HELP I need a 10% return or else I can't pay my rent tonight and my landlord will fuck me hard.

What can I buy right now to make that kind of return by the closing bell?

[Anonymous No.7707414]

>>7707232
you say ironic. "facetious" is an unduly formal word for a mean shitpost in these humble parts

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7707415]

>>7707353
you need to sleep bro

[Anonymous No.7707448]

>>7707407

Go to casino and play blackjack.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707450]

>>7707415
i got 5 hours of sleep im good

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7707477]

>>7707407
Just buy some UVXY put options and sell them in 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.7707496]

>>7707450
If it makes you feel better, im basically drunk @ 1030am already haha

[Anonymous No.7707510]

>>7707407
10% in a few hours? Go long on Silver futures, x25 leverage

[Anonymous No.7707539]

FORD dropping

[Anonymous No.7707540]

>>7707407
MULE, but you probably wont see it by tonight

[Anonymous No.7707614]

>>7707407
$LUBE

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707645]

>>7707496
>If it makes you feel better, im basically drunk @ 1030am already haha
im just waking up from an all day coke binge and you are already drunk.. good thing we don't live together

[Anonymous No.7707705]

>>7707645
We'd have all the bitches man

[Anonymous No.7707720]

FUCK IT
Im buying some ford shares why not

[Anonymous No.7707732]

>>7707720
F was the best thing I ever got out of

[Texas Anon No.7707739]

>I didn’t buy the dip
It was supposed to be a meme!

[Anonymous No.7707791]

God damnit, in a current market that is almost impossible to lose money in, I've managed to lose 6% in one day. Being a brainlet sucks.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7707799]

>>7707791
I lost 10% yesterday

Worst day I've had

[Anonymous No.7707809]

>>7707791
go all in of Natural gas, full leverage, no stop loss

[Anonymous No.7707823]

>>7707791
Just curious, how'd you do it? I've been mostly flat all day outside of my cannabis stocks.

[Anonymous No.7707850]

While ago when Canadian pot stocks were up y'all called me dumb cause I told you'd they will drop, its hype. How's it feel?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707854]

>>7707705
they'd be drunk and high thats forsure, but i already have a pretty hot girlfriend

[Anonymous No.7707855]

holy shit good thing I didnt pull the trigger on Ford it just dropped more

[Anonymous No.7707909]

>>7707854
oh my god youre THAT guy

[Anonymous No.7707910]

>>7707823
Pretty much because of memes. Lost money In BOIL, DARE, a shit ton in AUY but im not selling that because they are digging a new mine soon. And a ton more in shitty penny stocks I gambled on. I haven't been able to get anything right this week. People should be betting against whatever I pick and would make a fortune.

[Anonymous No.7707924]

>>7707854
More bitches for me man, i'll let you do your thing haha

[Anonymous No.7707931]

>>7707850
I don't think it's dumb. People bought in too early to an industry that doesn't have any major retail/recreational sales yet. My stocks have been going up 5% and down 5% and back up 5% for weeks. I'm loading up waiting for mid-year to decide to hang on or sell.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707932]

>>7707909
??

[Anonymous No.7707940]

>>7707854
Nice!

[Anonymous No.7707948]

>>7707932
you know what I mean
I saw your coked out post a few months ago

BUSTED

[Anonymous No.7707993]

Should I buy SVXY?

[Anonymous No.7707994]

>>7707854
You'll be dead in a year or two so it won't matter

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7707996]

>>7707948
lol there is only one other thread on /biz/ that i posted her on, its when i went in a thread and said i don't like living in a big house and everyone was giving me shit right off the bat for not wanting to live in a big house. I also posted this pic of her on playboy morning show?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7708003]

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708043]

>>7707994
>You'll be dead in a year or two so it won't matter
thats honestly how i've been living my life for the past few years.. thanks for reminding me

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7708112]

>>7708043
better do more coke

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708132]

>>7708112
xannax and food today, probably lay around smoke some weed and watch some movies

[Texas Anon No.7708142]

>>7707996
My grandparents had a small farm house when I was growing up. Just two tiny bedrooms. Probably 800 sqft. No AC and only gas heaters in each room. No Sheetrock, plywood floors with linoleum. They lived across the street so I spent a lot of time there.
Despite it all it was comfy af. Always cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
I’m gonna build a house like that one day.

[Anonymous No.7708168]

>>7707996
too many words to read im too busy

short Snap right now guys for 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.7708218]

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708236]

>>7708142
its all you need imo, i went in a thread that was about dream houses and said i'd like to live in a small little house and that right now i hate living in a big house and the only reason why i am living in a big house is because of my girlfriend.

Where you gunna build this house anon?

I always thought it would be cool to have a bunch of little 1 bedroom houses scattered about the world so i can travel around everywhere and have a home anywhere in the world to shit post on 4chan from

[Anonymous No.7708295]

>>7708236
Always said I could live in a house the size of a bedroom with a kitchen and bedroom attached, which is good, because seeing how my life is going, that's probably all I'm going to be able to afford.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708348]

>>7708295
That doesn't sound bad, thats how i try to picture my life, just real simple

[Texas Anon No.7708367]

>>7708236
I used to want a big house but after doing so much work in million dollar homes I grew to hate them. None of the seemed like a home.
I just want a little land more isolated but not off the grid. 20 mins or so from town would be nice. East Texas would be the place.
I have an aunt who wants to retire up there and I’ve been thinking of going in half with her on a couple of acres under the condition I get it when she dies.
I’ve also considered building a small log cabin. The few that I’ve been in around here are max comfy.

>1 bedroom home scattered about the world
Fug that’d be nice

[Texas Anon No.7708393]

>>7708295
>>7708348
My current house is 400 sqft.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708426]

>>7708367
>I’ve also considered building a small log cabin.
my pops lives in a small log cabin with just a bathroom a kitchen a little living room around a big fire place and a loft which is his bedroom, he's in the mountains, it's so cozy but he doesn't like how far away it is and having to take care of the trees outside for fires.

[Anonymous No.7708428]

>>7708236
Small house that's decently private and quiet with a good large garage. Decent sized land to shoot guns in private would be nice. Don't need much, too much space allows junk to pile up

[Anonymous No.7708430]

I just want to live in a big flat field and watch the tornados desu senpai baka-san
thats my dream

[Anonymous No.7708507]

>>7707850
The December pump is immaterial to the Canadian pot play. Selling at the top would have gained you potentially 30-40% extra leverage if you time it just right. I hedged, sold half, used those profits to average down on the lows. My main strategy was and remains to hold until summer, then reassess and probably rebalance with an eye to more US based companies at that time.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708529]

>>7708430
>I just want to live in a big flat field and watch the tornados desu senpai baka-san
>thats my dream
that just made me laugh so hard for some reason

>>7708393
one of my houses i rent out is 400sqft. hard as fuck to get insurance on anything under 600sqft. If i ever broke up with my girlfriend thats where im moving, imo its a nice size just needs to be a tad bigger.

>>7708428
>Don't need much, too much space allows junk to pile up
thats what im saying. some people have too much shit

[Anonymous No.7708580]

I live in an expensive apartment (relative to the rest of the country) because I don't know where else to move to. My gains on the stock market pay for this. Would love to find a cheap house somewhere that isn't crime infested but paying this rent is keeping my money low at the same time.

[Texas Anon No.7708628]

>>7708529
Pic related is what I want. 400 sqft is cool. I’d like slightly bigger. It was my dad’s old workshop he moved out of that I finished off into a nice house while I get my shit together again.

[Anonymous No.7708661]

Everyone green today?

[Anonymous No.7708679]

Holy shit I sold everything I bought on the correction days ago
I could have had so much more if I just held the KO and Visa

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708682]

>>7708580
>Would love to find a cheap house somewhere that isn't crime infested
imo that is the problem with america right now.

Starter family homes are over run by crime and filth. If you want to buy a house that you can afford at a young age it's going to be in the ghetto. Now there are bunch of people in their late 20s-early 30s living at home with mom and dad because their only option is to buy a house in a complete shit hole or to rent out a place and stay stagnant forever.

[Anonymous No.7708687]

>>7708661
What color is red and green mixed?

[Anonymous No.7708719]

>>7708687
brown

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708725]

>>7708628
that'd be cool man, would be nice if the porch was across the whole front tho so when it snows you can go sit out on your porch without having to move the chair when you want to go in and out

[Anonymous No.7708726]

>>7708687
Yellow?

[Anonymous No.7708727]

>>7708687
POO

[Anonymous No.7708738]

Friendly reminder that the taco bell ceo will save chipotle and only dummies aren't getting in right now.

[Anonymous No.7708740]

>>7708661
Nope, have been losing my ass all week. I'm just going to hold everything through the weekend. By next week if it's still bad, I'm just going to sell everything in my portfolio and start over.

[Anonymous No.7708742]

>>7708682
Yeah, those were my thoughts. I flirted with the idea of moving back home to momma, but then again I really love this freedom of living on my own. Age 32 btw.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708776]

>>7708738
>Friendly reminder that the taco bell ceo will save chipotle and only dummies aren't getting in right now.
i thought Mc donalds already has dibs on chipotle?

[Anonymous No.7708826]

Why the fuck is this posted every single day?

[Anonymous No.7708842]

>>7708776
They thought they did, but tacobellman just became their new CEO and cucked their plans up.

Also, they've been testing drive through in key locations and will begin unrolling them nationally in a couple months. 2018 is the year of chipotle!

[Anonymous No.7708873]

>>7708826
Shhhhhhh. We're working here.

[Texas Anon No.7708877]

>>7708725
I did some work for an old man who built something very similar on 400 acres he inherited. Runs it all on well water and solar power.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708880]

>>7708742
the freedom of living on your own is nice, i haven't lived with parents since i was 19, i don't see how people live with their parents for so long, what boggles my mind more is instead of saving up for a house they'll go and buy a new car and go to bars all the time.. strange behavior

[Anonymous No.7708883]

>>7708826
Why the fuck is your mom posted every day fag boy?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7708947]

>>7708842
so do we buy TACO or do we buy CMG for the gains?

>>7708877
>building dream house on 400 acres
sounds nice

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7709023]

>>7708947
>>7708842
oh shit my bad, idk why i was thinking of del taco

do we buy YUM or CMG for the gains?

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7709024]

>>7708826
Cause the markets are open and change every day.

[Anonymous No.7709039]

>>7708947
>CMG
Damn I never looked at the price for Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.7709041]

What the fuck's with this drop?
Fix it.
Fix it now REEEEEEE.
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT

[Anonymous No.7709053]

>price of natural gas is down 80%
>my heating bill is up 30%

how do i buy the heating companies instead

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7709055]

I have 11 holdings and they're all red today. WTF is this shit!

[Texas Anon No.7709081]

>>7708880
I was strung out on prescription meds and stupidly listened to my moms advice. She convinced me to go to college when I didn’t want to then convinced me to buy a new truck while I was there. So I was paying a note while working part time and going to school for absolutely nothing which I eventually quit to stay with a company that was failing and eventually went out of business.
So I’m getting what I deserve for being stupid.

[Anonymous No.7709091]

>>7709053
buy pcg and hodl

[Anonymous No.7709121]

>>7709055
are you the one that bought natgas yesterday? Wait for sunday gap up

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7709204]

>>7709121
Market's closed Monday cause some racist slave owner had a birthday hundreds of years ago. I'm going to lose all my gains before the open of the market on Tuesday.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7709207]

>>7709081
its crazy how much bad advice parents can give, thats why sometimes it's a good thing to walk and sometimes run away from them

[Anonymous No.7709209]

>>7709023
YUM didn't buy CMG, CMG just poached their Taco Bell CEO. So CMG.

[Anonymous No.7709269]

>>7709204
I'm most likely going to be down 25% on the day, probably lose half my fucking money by tuesday. I may as well be at the casino.

[Anonymous No.7709271]

>>7709204
hey now George washington was very nice to his slaves, they were best friends in fact

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7709296]

>>7709204
>some racist slave owner had a birthday hundreds of years ago.
we shall pay respect

[Anonymous No.7709301]

>>7709269
Gotta stop doing penny stocks man. Seriously, too easy to get to zero.

[Anonymous No.7709306]

>>7709269
What the hell did you buy?

[Anonymous No.7709317]

>>7709269
Gotta lose some shit to win some shit anon bro. Just learn

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7709321]

>>7709204
>Being a capitalist
>Not supporting slavery
>Not supporting optimized gains

[Anonymous No.7709375]

>>7709317
this tbqh

and buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.7709380]

>>7709306
Lots and lots of AUY, it's already down 10%+ and freefalling for no particular reason. Have switched up my stocks a dozen times this week, can't find one that increases in value after I buy it. I'm not selling AUY though, I'm going down with this bitch.
>>7709301
You are right, lost a great deal of money from them. Even my blue chip stocks fucking tanked this week.
>>7709317
It's all money I can afford to lose, so I am definitely treating it as a learning experience.

[Anonymous No.7709442]

This volatility is really nerve wracking.

[Anonymous No.7709468]

bought MBRX 22 shares @2.79 and now im down 26%. Fucking GG. Don't know how much longer I can hold

[Anonymous No.7709548]

nooo silver dont go down

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7709549]

>>7709321
Sorry I've been virtue signalling and concern shilling on /pol/ advocating the removal of first and second amendment in the wake of these school shootings. No wonder I'm losing money, I'm acting like a fucking democrat.

[Anonymous No.7709620]

>>7709380
My first huge gains came from buying firearm company stocks during the Obama years. Got into them because my city was trying to institute a ban on handguns, so I went out and bought a scary looking evil AR15 instead. Noticed the shelves were mostly empty (bought the last AR in my city actually ^_^) and went home, bought a whole lot of RGR and SWHC shares (now AOBC). Made pretty good bank 2010-2012.

What I'm getting at is, buy stocks in companies that you know about.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7709645]

>>7709442
It was really nerve racking for me when volatility was low

>>7709549
Good, now go buy more ammo & guns.

[Anonymous No.7709682]

>>7709620
When I inevitably cut my losses next week, I plan on taking this approach and stopping falling for the memes.

[Anonymous No.7709718]

>>7709442
We gotta get used to it. The days of buy and hold are over.

[Anonymous No.7709881]

It seems like all its gonna take is one piece of negative economic data for this market to come crashing.

[Anonymous No.7709918]

>>7704446
If you're so rich how come your phones dying?

[Anonymous No.7709938]

>>7709881
Ah, I'm not holding any firearm stocks right now. No panic buying I notice. Ammo company prices (OLN, VSTO) might go up, since Californians will be hoarding it out of state when they travel. It's a big market. Not that I would know. >_>

[Anonymous No.7709945]

Just loaded up on uslv

[Anonymous No.7709967]

>tfw bought in just in time to catch the second leg of the correction
Nice.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7709972]

It ends today bulls

[Anonymous No.7710014]

>>7709972
Your life? Or what

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7710019]

averaged down on my nat gas, this shit better pop.

[Anonymous No.7710030]

>>7709972
I pulled out all my stocks. I just think that if the market is still so volatile after 5 days of an upside, then there must be something deeply wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.7710055]

>>7709972
yeah, probably so

5 days straight up is pretty bearish imo

[Anonymous No.7710080]

>>7709938
desu there feels like there is about 0% chance of any anti-gun legislation passing rn.

the "do it for the kids" line of reasoning gets thinner by the day

[Anonymous No.7710097]

>>7710055
You can see their set up though, they keep spamming bear market every single day, eventually they will get it right and act like they are geniuses because of it.

[Anonymous No.7710136]

>>7709549
I kinda wish more people were wailing and gnashing their teeth like Dems because my plan to ride the post-shooting bump for AOBC and RGR hasn't panned out too well.

[Anonymous No.7710153]

>>7710080
Everyone who wanted a firearm already has a few from years ago. "Buy one for the kids" should be the next step in order to keep sales going. =)

[Anonymous No.7710179]

>/no-coiner general/

[Anonymous No.7710198]

>>7710136
I actually bought RGR the day of the shooting 20 mins before closing bell and sold at the morning bell next day for profit. Hehhh. Sorrry.

[Anonymous No.7710238]

These bear fags are really starting to ruin the threads. Your shit isn't funny and you guys rarely provide anything of value like picks or DD.

"Just hahaha bear market lololol"

[Anonymous No.7710247]

[Anonymous No.7710254]

>>7710198
how much though? doesn't really seem worth the effort for a few basis points

[Anonymous No.7710296]

>>7710238
Its coinfags that are doing it, bunch of 12 year olds shit posting.

[Anonymous No.7710304]

>>7710254
A normal guy's daily wage is good enough profit for me. Made twice that amount so I'm good.

[Anonymous No.7710308]

>>7710238
go easy on them, theyve lost everything this week

[Anonymous No.7710406]

>>7709972
Are you man enough to hold TVIX until Tuesday?

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7710412]

>>7710136
One of these days after a shooting they're going to actually ban the guns. Then your gun stock goes to 0 over night.

[Anonymous No.7710444]

>>7710412
You must not be from america lol

[Anonymous No.7710446]

>>7710406
If I had any remaining buying power, I would dump a bunch of money into it. I could see shit getting jumpy next week.

[Anonymous No.7710458]

>>7710412
All in $aiga12 black market.

[Anonymous No.7710485]

>>7710412
>they're going to actually ban the guns

[Anonymous No.7710498]

>>7710412
The opposite would happen.
Gun stocks would go vertical for the year it would take for American paraplegic legislative process to do absolutely anything about guns.

[Anonymous No.7710499]

>>7710412
that would actually cause civil war

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.7710516]

>>7710406
Maybe

[AmbivalentUnignorantAnon !/bytJhKGag No.7710524]

>>7710485
>>7710444
>>7710458

Oh wait, I'm being a brainlet. We have just stacked the supreme court. GL banning the guns.

[Anonymous No.7710580]

SWN looking like a decent buy.
improving fundamentals
natgas exports to mexico rising.
nat gas reserves falling
nat gas prices all time lows, consumption steady, slightly rising.
chesapeake still looks like lots of shitty debt but they'll get a bump too.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.7710588]

>>7710524
Banning guns in america is anti american....

[Anonymous No.7710631]

>>7710406
I am actually considering buying some SPXS before market closed...
Yay or nay ?

[Anonymous No.7710642]

>>7710635
>>7710635
>>7710635

new thread

[Anonymous No.7710722]

>>7710631
the time to buy was at noon when people sell off for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.7710920]

>>7710179
You think most of aren't also balls deep in crypto?