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Made my first million off crypto a few months ago. Neet still can't get girls. Now in the 4 seasons bar drinking my sorrows away. What's a Neet to do?

>> No.7693972

>>7693953
>What's a Neet to do?
wait for sentient AI GF

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>>7693953

>> No.7694054 [DELETED] 

>>7693953
get a russian order bride

move to eastern europe and bang hookkers , if you have no friends, why live in the US anyway


not saying you should use prostitutes or promoting prostitutes

but thats what i would do

>> No.7694081

>>7693953
LOoks like he’s about to have a satisfying back crack

>> No.7694153

Hire a wingman. I can do it. Reach out to me at yourwingman@mail.com. You pay for my travel expenses to get to you and I'll get you girls galore.

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>>7693953
>in the 4 seasons bar
>on a laptop
>on 4chan
maybe try to buy some class

>> No.7694239

>>7693953
these shitty larp threads need to fuck off already

>> No.7694257

>>7693953
Try some ketamine, mushroom, LSD. open your mind change the way you think.

>> No.7694268

>>7693953
>make money in crypto
>whats a neet to do

Look in your heart anon, you know where you gotta go. Time to pack your things and head to Japan.

>> No.7694272

>>7693953
Just get a chad friend to help you out. Contrary to what /r9k/ has to say about people like that, most of them are bros that want you to succeed too.

>> No.7694273
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7694273

>he fell for the "get money to get girls" meme

>> No.7694289
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>>7694257
you are such a faggot

>>7694239
they are made by triggered newfags trying to slide any thread that has a hot girl in retaliation for thotposting

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>>7693953
stop being a disgusting chink?

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>>7693953
Be straight with me here anon, when you say get girls, what do you mean?
Do you want a relationship?
Or sex?
What?

>> No.7694449

>>7693953
Get a high class escort

>> No.7694508

>>7693953
Red light district in Amsterdam. How did you not have this planned before you made money? You should have already figured out that reg women aren't worth it anymore, because as soon as they find out you're over 7 digits they'll be gunning to milk you for all you're worth.
Stick with the ones that you can pay to leave when you're done busting that nut. Also, and this should be obvious, never confide in them a damn thing.

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>>7694272
w-what happens if he turns out to be bisexual

>> No.7695349

>>7694289
I may be a faggot, but Ketamine, and shooms cured my depression and severe social anxiety.

>> No.7695437

>>7693953
>d-don't invest in c-crypto
>it w-wont make your l-life better

Another pathetic shill

>> No.7695525

>Only has $1mm
>Drinking at a fucking four seasons

Jesus Christ you're a brainlet.
You'll never make it.