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https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/964287117466640389

I hope you aren't still waiting for 4k.

>> No.7690130

>>7690094
I saw this on TV earlier kek

>> No.7690178

Everyone that bought the massive dip is going to be so rich. Meanwhile all my money was tied up in shitcoin I bought the week before at a premium. WHY!

>> No.7690206

the show that killed crypto

>> No.7690220

>>7690094
>https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/96428711746664038
LOL i am lmao my fucking ass off this shit is hilarious she is so funny

>> No.7690258

>>7690220
i agree you like ellen too?? i miss when she had gaga on the show </3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_j_QxtfnU

>> No.7690275
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7690275

>dump it

>> No.7690281

This is one of the strangest celebrity shilljobs I've seen. There was no news to accompany it, just randomly brings up bitcoin and how it could make you a millionaire.

>> No.7690304

>>7690094

what the fuck
how cringe is it? I don't want to watch kek

>> No.7690307

>>7690281
Ellen de jewess

>> No.7690355

>>7690094
>Ellen Degenerate

>> No.7690361

>>7690304
some mildly cringy normie jokes but overall it paints bitcoin in a positive light

>> No.7690373
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7690373

leaving this here

>> No.7690388

>>7690304
the laughs man
it's bad

>> No.7690415

>>7690275
Great, Ellen is the new Bog!

>> No.7690423

>>7690094
DUMB MONEY INCOMING!! TIME TO SHILL HEAVY BAGS ON ELLENS TWITTER THREADS!!!

>> No.7690427
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7690427

desu id rather be poor forever and not listen to normies talk about bitcoin, than become a millionaire off this shit

>> No.7690433

>>7690373
She's right tho

>> No.7690466

wait
why did no one tell me bitcoin is actually a goat? :^)

>> No.7690467

>>7690220
>>7690258
Get the fuck off my board you disgusting redditors.

>> No.7690475

>>7690094
STILL not a single mention of blockchain in the video OR in the comments. People are clueless
Learning what blockchain is at the simplest level opens your mind to a new internet world that you can buy a piece of, which may make you extremely wealthy.
Bitcoin may be a bubble but blockchain is still in stealth phase confirmed

>> No.7690501

Based Ellen

>> No.7690532

Fuck you if you don't laugh at her jokes, she may be sjw but she's still a comedian

>> No.7690549

>>7690094
she needs someone to carry her bags

>> No.7690576

>>7690281
Crypto is a massive psyop

>> No.7690602

The absolute state of normalfags!
They wallow in the fact that they’re retarded and have no idea what’s going on, then laugh about it, “I’m a normie, haha, what else would I do?”

I have a sneaking suspicion that Ellen is actually a conniving snake and just pretends to be retarded so she can get those normie shekels. Appealing to the lowest common denominator really is easy money in entertainment.

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7690656

>>7690094
Wtf I love Ellen now

>> No.7690681

>>7690549
Kek!

>> No.7690705

>>7690258
Gaga used to be good before Born This Way. Then she became a cringefest.

>> No.7690707

>>7690475
Which projects do you recommend

>> No.7690741

>>7690707
Skycoin.

>> No.7690768

>>7690094
Thanks Ellen, just bought 100k.

>> No.7690808

>>7690094
>normies watch Ellen and sign up for Coinbase
>Coinbase drains their bank account
>normies are convinced BTC is a scam and never buy it again
4k confirmed

>> No.7690812

Just look at the dumb people clapping

>> No.7690888

>>7690094
Can we declare the start of media attention season? Maybe they'll cover the superconference.

>> No.7691011

>>7690705
DWUW and some of ARTPOP is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qva7OuYe8pk

>> No.7691037

>>7690467
Shut up, go shill your nano bags elsewhere pleb

>> No.7691086

>>7690532
>women
>funny
No, I would rather die than be exposed to this retarded SJW piece of shit any more than I already have been. She has the ass retarded girl power advert all over busses in the UK and it makes me want to die just thinking about it

get off my bitcoin you fake cunt

>> No.7691123

>>7690275
underrated

>> No.7691145

>>7690373
>stop loss order
Weak hands.

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7691158

>>7690094
>I learned about it. A bit.
>A bit
>a
>bit
>BiT
>Binary digiT

>> No.7691190

>>7690532
>Fuck you if you don't laugh at her jokes, she may be sjw but she's still a comedian
1/10 apply youreself

>> No.7691207

Don't worry guys, we're definitely early adopters.

>> No.7691219

>>7690275
Audible kek

>> No.7691289

>>7690275
fucking kek

>> No.7691466

>>7690094
literally shilling it. what fucking reality is this

>> No.7691475

NOW ENTERING THE MEDIA ATTENTION PHASE HERE WE GO BOYS ITS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE

>> No.7691507

OPRAH WHEN

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>>7690094
Xuxa.

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>>7691507
/OKRAH WEN

>> No.7691558

>>7691207
>Tfw you knew about it waaaay before normies.

Oh god, don't remind me.