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Do you want to believe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

>> No.7683254

>>7683191
this is the cringest clip i've watched in a good while, kill yourselves

>> No.7683277

>>7683191
HHAHAAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.7683308

Are you trying to make us sell? Because then this would be the best attempt I've seen

>> No.7683310

>>7683191
thanks just sold 100k

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>>7683191
congrats on this, seriously

>> No.7683347

>>7683191
I believe!!!

>> No.7683380

>>7683191
....this makes me want to sell, best FUD since shadowfork.

>> No.7683384

>>7683191
Good job mate!

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>>7683191
The absolute

>> No.7683487

>>7683191
Nice just bought 100k

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>> No.7683545

That's it I'm done with crypto.

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>>7683191
the LINK memes really are very creative

>> No.7683596

daily reminder that we are early adopters

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>>7683587
Is there also a pic rundown of the tranny brothel clip?

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>> No.7683697

Good job anon, keep the price low!

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>>7683191
I've just watched the vid and I don't think it's cringeworthy at all. Kind of cool. Do you also accept TurtleCoin?

>> No.7684117

Rory on da beat yo

>> No.7684125

>>7683191
stop memeing this you mother fucker i need to buy more

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>>7683191
GOD tier fud

awesome video but you need to mix/level the beat a little better. 808s/snare not tight or crisp at all m8

>> No.7684275

LINK EOY $1000

>> No.7684375

>>7683191
Please don't niggerfy Chainlink even in irony.

>> No.7684380

In all honesty, this is what this site is about: Obsessively memeing the shit out of everything its users are obsessed about.

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>>7683191
DIS MAH JAM

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>> No.7684687

Just sold my entire stack

>> No.7684739

node operator
lol
Hope btc utterly eats shit so I can top up my LINK

>> No.7684833

I'm going to blast this in my lambo when i become filthy rich

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>>7684833
>linkies will become rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBp71dCDFk

>> No.7685209

>>7685063
this weak

>> No.7685239

>>7683191
MUST...NOT...SELL....

bigger FUD than China crypto ban

>> No.7685360

This is actually troll af. Congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.7685481

>>7683191
requesting the blueprint for these linkies

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>>7685625
thx

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>> No.7685791

>>7683191
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s
best music video ive ever seen

>> No.7685810

>>7683587
>creative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

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>> No.7685881

Doesn't matter where LINK goes, when this ride has ended we can at least say that we've had the best memes.

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>> No.7685918

/biz/ is just spitting out dank meme after dank meme

when will it end

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>>7685881
Durchhalten Kamerad!

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>>7683191
This is actually pretty good

Quality production

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>>7685954
Jawohl!

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>>7685988

>88 praise kek and HEIL HITLER!

>> No.7686037

>>7685918
link memes are the utterest shit

>> No.7686040

>>7685988
Not REICHS LINK
You fucked up niggah

>> No.7686050

>my retarded why you should buy link video in the related videos has 3k views

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>>7683191

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>>7683191
wtf goes hard

>> No.7686075

>>7685988
>>7686011
>>7686033
Meme magic, it's true.

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>>7686033
SIEG HEIL

>>7686040
Sorry, m8. Not not my OC.

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>>7686088
>>7686033
>>7685988
w-wut

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my fav LINK meme

>> No.7686133

>235 views

>beta tired, pained eyes
>chainlink ... what you think
Asking for validation on your choices

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>>7686088
>>7686033
>>7685988
>>7685988
HE is watching us :')

>> No.7686149

>>7685954
>>7685988
>>7686033
>>7686056
>>7686088
finally we are moving in the right direction

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>> No.7686193

>>7683191
AHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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>> No.7686449

>>7683191
HAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. I’m never selling solely because of this

On the brink yuh

>> No.7686523

30% CRASH IN 2 DAYS FROM 0.00007450

>> No.7686582

30.456%

The whales calculate the precise bottom so the digits are 3456.

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>> No.7686837

Guys I wanted to wait post conference to buy more but this 300k buy order is scaring me

>> No.7686885

>>7686837
how much do you have now?

>> No.7686906

>>7686885

10k.. been trading BTC the past few days to try to get enough for another 20k

>> No.7686998

>>7683191
so this must be the new marketing director?
Based Sergey, with those quality hires

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>>7686906


its still 10 000 000$ in 2019 but you should get some more now asap

t. 26k LINKIE

>> No.7687028

>>7683191
Linkies are getting desperate

>> No.7687076

>>7686998
fucking laughed out loud hard. funniest messageboard on the internet

>> No.7687233

Is Link unironically a good investment?

>> No.7687336

>>7687233
it's a solid long-term hold, depending on if they deliver, and it gets implemented as planned etc. If any other token got the same amount of FUD or scrutiny that LINK does, it would look shit too

>> No.7687360

>>7687233
its just a meme

>> No.7687441

>>7683380
Kek shadowfork

>> No.7687500

0.00005181 + 10% = 0.00005699

whales are stopping at exactly 0.00005699, exact +10%, whales don't even want to hide their manipulations

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>>7683191
Look up the BAT referral program. Maybe it's something for you.

>> No.7687619

>>7683191
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THIS SHIT

>> No.7687840

>>7687336
Is Ripple good too? Currently my only investment so far as I was gifted some. I hear some people here say it sucks though. looking to invest in other coins as soon as possible.

So far these are the ones I think I will put money into:
>XRP
>LTC
>ETH
>LINK

Will get BTC and BCC if it doesn't get banned by G20 countries.

What are some others I should get?

>> No.7687890

>>7686314
What's your favorite idea?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8IavGgtQMA

They fucking killed LINK. Get out while you can

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>>7683191
So is this Riddleanon or Assblaster?
$1000 eoy confirmed

>> No.7688013

>>7687233
Alright I’m gonna turn off my psyops bipolar disorder for a moment. The purpose of LINK is immense and the impact of it IF successful will be far reaching. But it is a massive IF. The technology and logic behind it is great and all but remember with crypto and blockchain its all about network effects. Without participants using and contributing to your network it has no fucking value. To me LINK is a binary risk in that if successful $1000 is a real possibility otherwise it goes straight to 0. Again that success depends more on adoption and Sergey and teams’ ability to get partners on board to turn their data into API feeds for the chainLINK network. Personally I have faith that they will pull through for a ton of reasons. Those you’ll need to research and come to your own conclusions.

>> No.7688033

>>7687840
Fuck. Gr8b8m8

>> No.7688096

>>7688013
Thank you. I'll risk it. I've quit drinking and I'm just putting the money I used for beer into crypto. I'll be a better man for it regardless of what happens to the market, but anyway my strategy is to hold on to it for a long time.

>>7688033
It's not b8 I'm just a newfag. Please tell me what's wrong with these coins and what a good investment is then.

>> No.7688118

I have 400 dollars in btc what do

>> No.7688135

>>7687998
>we just want to make sergey happy
kek

>> No.7688178

>>7687903
lmao

>> No.7688209

>>7683191
The better the memes, the more I buy.
Smart Contracts are just a fantasy without an oracle

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>>7683191
>mo sugu chainlink wa ichiban!

>> No.7688511

>>7687609
price predictions for BAT

>> No.7688790

>>7687233
Honestly? Yeah.

But if you have a weak psyche, you'll probably let the FUD and uncertainty get to you. So in that case, stay clear.

>> No.7688825

>>7687903
Wtf? Are we on the verge of building a whole subculture around an ERC20 token?

>> No.7688860

>>7688790
this is why is stopped using atm machines.

>> No.7688905

>>7688860
why do you need a machine for ass to mouth?

>> No.7688935

>>7688905
Would you suck a dick that had been inside an ass of a person you knew?

Didn't think so. That's why decentralized ATM machines on the blockchain will kill Ethereum.

>> No.7688968

>>7687840
>XRP
Centralized shitcoin, not even real crypto. The banks don't want it, the crypto investors hate it and only initially bought it to dump their bags on the normies. It will probably never pump again.

>LTC
One of the oldest shitcoins, there is a very low chance that it dumps. On the other hand you will never make solid gains.

>ETH
Will never go higher than 0.1 BTC, which defeats the whole point of holding it instead of BTC. On the other hand it will lose value over time, because it's an inflationary POS shitcoin. 2/10

>LINK
50% chance it will take you to lamboland, 50% chance the devs are dead or exit scammed.

>> No.7689011

>>7688968

Eth was over 0.1 btc for several weeks already this year

>> No.7689035

>>7683191
This is single handedly the reason link will fail. Why are you fucking us? We need to be taken seriously! Delete this please

>> No.7689048

>>7689011
That was before the bots got the new programming. ETH will never be higher than 0.1BTC anymore.

>> No.7689153

>>7688968
What about this tho?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cenbank-currency/saudi-arabias-central-bank-signs-blockchain-deal-with-ripple-idUSKCN1FZ0LD

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/10/ripple-has-over-100-clients-as-mainstream-finance-warms-to-blockchain.html

Moneygram and Western Union are experimenting with it too, I read.

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>> No.7689359

>>7683587
>>7683587
top lel

>> No.7689475

>>7689153
All vaporwave.
Saudis are working with Jibrel. Western Union has nothing to gain from.
Their only real client is that small Mexican investment firm.

What's the point of blockchain? The point of blockchain is being stored, updated and broadcasted by thousands on nodes/miners worldwide, so -
1. The change of information by 3rd party is impossible
2. The network exists as long as there is at least 1 active node, which is pretty much forever
3. The information survives even in a case of a global nuclear war, becase some nodes somewhere will still survive

So making a centralized shitcoin is a nonsense. You can do pretty much the same thing using normal internet protocols. This is the reason why XRP is one of the worst coins on coinmarketcap. Even niggercoin is a more useful coin, because at least you know it's decentralized.

>> No.7689558

>>7689475
Source on that about Jibrel and the Saudi banks? I googled, but I can't find anything about banks working with it.

What's niggercoin?

>> No.7689764

>>7689558
Jibrel founder is the private investment fund manager for the Saudi royal family. SA is an absolute monarchy, where the king can execute any banker at will. Do the math.

>> No.7689884

>>7689764
You've not convinced me to pull out of investing in Ripple, but you have convinced me to invest in Jibrel as well.

I'm a poor NEET looking to put $20 a week into crypto in the hopes that it will lead me to a better future, or at least a sweet vacation. I'm gonna put the $20 in a different crypto every week, I don't expect all of them will succeed. I plan on waiting years before cashing out I dunno, like I said I'm a newfag. Is this a good strategy?

Any suggestions for other coins to put on my list?

>> No.7690022

>>7683191
suck my chode

>> No.7690125

>>7689884
>You've not convinced me to pull out of investing in Ripple
It's your money, fell free to throw them down the toilet.
>but you have convinced me to invest in Jibrel as well.
Aaaand here comes the worst part - Jibrel is vaporwave shitcoin too.

99% of the coinmarketcap are worthless shitcoins. And 50% of the remaining 1% are getting dumped into oblivion, because the whales are accumulating by suppressing the price.
The only way to make money on shitcoins is to buy the rumors and sell the hype.

Seriously, put all your shit into LINK if you want the risk or buy BNB and KCS if you want steady growth. Exchange coins will make at least 4x by summer.

>> No.7690151

>>7683191
Fucking niggers ruin everything

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>>7683191
dat sum stupid shiett boy

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Your chain link bullshit is god awful and no one wants to conduct blockchain-financial network transactions through nodes held by actual retards

buy mobius

>> No.7691512

Where can I go for good advice?

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>>7685988

Finally something worth saving

>> No.7692434

>>7683191
This 100% confirms, if sergey doesn't deliver, one of you will most certainly assassinate him.

>> No.7692517

>>7683191
>talks shit about bitcoin
>has bitcoin QR at the end of his video
>"donate yo"

never seen a shitcoin get shilled do fucking hard.

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That was art I'll donate when I'm holding btc

>> No.7692546

>>7683587
did the left make this?

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>>7690125
>put all your shit into LINK
Lmao, okay then you're retarded, nevermind. I was already going to buy LINK because I think it has potential too but I don't think Ripple is vaporware at all. Have you looked at how many businesses have already partnered with it? And who's investing in it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripple_(payment_protocol)

Pic is the market cap in January.

I didn't take Ripple believers seriously at first, but it seems to be a genuinely useful technology, and what's more it's pro-establishment. It's not some decentralized anonymous hacker money used to buy heroin on the deep web. It's for businessmen not cyber-hippies. The tech reduces bank operating costs by 30%, and even better the more it's used to transfer money around the world, the higher value the coin will be.

But, we'll see in 2025 or so.

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>>7683191
do you think sergey will be giving out free big mac coupons during or after the 25 minute toilet adjacent post sunday lunch talk?

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>>7688511
$0.01 eoy

>> No.7694155

Awesome video

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IM A STINKY LINKY

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>>7691370
It's time for you to do the needful.

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>>7683191
have a bump

>> No.7696367

>>7686165
Every jew will be given an API instead of a tattoo and they will be entered into the system to ensure that the final solution is decentralized