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I’m 33, great job, decent crypto stack, not married but recently single and have a cute as fuck 4 year old.

I took my kid out to a movie tonight and holy fuck, so many single roasties out on single girl v-day dates, literally swarms of them. Waiting in line to buy popcorn before Peter Rabbit, this 10/10 in front of me heard my kid say “dada I want that HUGE popcorn” I’m like, you got it, what else do you want?... this chick was immediate glued to me, I caught her scope out my hands looking for a ring. I straight just told her what’s up. She tried to brush it off like she wasn’t looking for a ring and started blushing. Got her number. 5 minutes later my kid b-lines to ride the escalator again, boom run into a group of 3 ladies and they start gushing over how cute my kid is... all of them scope out the hands, 1 immediately shouts “ooohhh and he’s single ladies”. I meeting up with all three tomorrow night for drinks...

I was worried about dating again due to being a single dad but holy fuck, I didn’t realize how hard that makes women melt in your fucking hands.

Any other single dad anons pulling pussy like it’s nothing?

>> No.7671117

>>7670951
if this is a LARP, fuck you, from the bottom of my heart.

if not, congrats. you made the best out of a shitty situation...
hope the mother doesn't start fucking around when she realizes how good you guys are doing. keep a good lawyer on the back burner for that...
i'm talking 7 inch-nose gold-plated jew-hat-thingy level of a lawyer... you can afford it

and keep a stack of your money outside of anybodies reach for your kids future (bet you already did)

take care.

>> No.7671256

"And today on things that never happened"

>> No.7671297

>>7670951
>cute as fuck 4 year old
MODS

>> No.7671336

>>7671297
>this
/Thread

>> No.7671356

>>7671297
Lol

>> No.7671360

Cage the kid and sell tickets
t. /biz/

>> No.7671371

>>7670951
On the date show them your blockfolio and fuck all three of them over a table.

>> No.7671769

>>7671117
She's dead...

>> No.7671799

>>7670951
Is your kid single?

>> No.7671800

>>7670951
For other anons thinking about having a kid just to pick up chicks: Dog provides similar results w/ less work & money.

>> No.7671809

>>7671769
Nice blog fggt
Disregard us khv losers and go have a threesome or whatever

>> No.7671843

>>7671297
loled

>> No.7671853

>>7670951
>>>Reddit

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>>7670951
I asume that most women are past their expiration date (above 25+) and in need of a man. Thats your answer.
The problem is that with your kid, you wont (probably) be able to pull 16-22 pussy. And thats the only that matters desu senpai

Im 24 and not fond of women above 22. Only 16-22 for me

>> No.7671916

This thread was moved to >>>/r9k/43223729