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[Anonymous No.7664277]

I ran into Sergey in the bank yesterday, it was not what I expected. Before I realized it was him, I was standing behind him in line, he was on his phone. He was talking really loudly, especially for being in a bank. People were giving him looks and I saw an elderly woman roll her eyes and shake her head right at him. He was next in line, the teller called "Next!" - but he didn't hear her since he was on the phone, and he said something like, "Well, tell those fucking losers on biz to buy more Chainlink then! We'll do another fucking fork if we have too." I did a double take, he made eye contact with me, and said, "Sorry, important business matters, you wouldn't understand." By now the teller had come to the other side of the desk to tell him to come over. I noticed his bottom buttons unbottoned, and his stomach hung out of his shirt as he bent over to pickup his lunchbox. As he lumbered over to the window, he was breathing heavily, starting to sweat. He had a Big Mac wrapper stuck to the bottom of his shoe, and snubbed an elderly man when he tried to tell him. He got to the window, I heard him ask, "So do you guys take deposits in Bitcoin?" The teller looked at him weird, and replied, "No sir, we don't." He scoffed, threw his hands in the air, "Well, you'll be out of a job soon I bet! As he took his iPhone 4s, "This is going to take your job Chang Lee!" She was disgusted. I saw her name tag, it clearly said Emily, and she tried to ignore him. She put a paper on the counter, and said "Have a good day sir." He snorted, "Yeah, I'll have a great day, since I have more money in Bitcoins than you'll ever see." And he started to lumber out. I saw security at the door with his hand on his gun, watching Sergey. Sergey looked up and chortled. He saw I was watching him, and he gave me a smirk and said, "Hey kid, you want some real investment advice? Buy Mobius." And he left.