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[Anonymous No.7653693]

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

[Anonymous No.7653811]

top quality shipost, but link is still going up 100x

[Anonymous No.7654794]

[Anonymous No.7654875]

What are we supposed to discuss about ChainLink anyway? Everything that has to be said has been said. 2018 is going to be really quite, I think.

[Anonymous No.7655015]

My bags gone heavy I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning bright clouds up my monitor
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be red
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

[Anonymous No.7655595]

>>7655555