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Continuation from >>7633384

LET US DONATE TO SMINEM

I am the Russian anon who is going for a second try. I messaged his aunt. Will post screenshots now. Waiting for her reply, I will also get in touch with sminems sisters and uncles.

We can make this happen, guys. Lets make Sminem happy for bringing us joy.

>> No.7648313

soo why does this kid deserve 100k now. ?

>> No.7648319
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7648319

>>7648279

First part of message to the aunt, pls dont be mean

>> No.7648352
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7648352

>>7648319

This is the second part. Russian anons, should we keep the message as it is with minor changes or think of something else for the messages to the other relatives?

>> No.7648382

bump

god's work Ivan

notice how once biz acted on this several hours ago, we broke 9000

>> No.7648396
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>>7648313
Why do you? At least Sminem brings optimism and positivity. While you are literally The Virgin Anon.

>> No.7648410
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7648410

>>7648352
dolboebi ne pishite emu ot soobshestva 4chan, oni vas za kidal primut ili prosto daunov. ya emu uzhe napisal eog babe ot imeni ego "bivshego uchitela", teper zhdu kogda on sam otvetit mne i budet online

>> No.7648424

>>7648382
Do you think Sminem is actually behind this pump?

>> No.7648433
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7648433

where to donate

>> No.7648451

>>7648319
translation? blessed be based sminem

>> No.7648466

>>7648410
i podvedu ego potom k teme bitca esli on zohochet bazarit

>> No.7648496

>>7648410
I did not mention 4chan by name. I introduced us as a community of investors and cryptoenthusiasts from all over the world who want to give something back to sminem since we admire his positive charm and optimistic attitude.
Better to stick with the truth. What are you planning on saying? "Hey I am not really your ex teacher BUT HEAR ME OUT YOU NEED TO MAKE AN ETH WALLET RIGHT NOW"

>> No.7648518

>>7648352
And how exactly do you propose she cashes out? I bet she is going to think that is where the scam part is. Seriously, why even bother?

>> No.7648520

>>7648433
Checked, asking the real questions


>>7648466
Also checked, although I dunno wtf anon is saying

>> No.7648526

>>7648424
yes

>> No.7648529

what does she says? please make this happen

>> No.7648538

S M I N E M
M
I
N
E
M

>> No.7648553

>>7648424
Absolutely 146%

>> No.7648556

Bump

>> No.7648560

BOY SMINEM COOL

>> No.7648616
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>>7648538

actually I changed my mind

this is the new reality of the situation:

>be russian OP
>rub hands together
>meme sminem into reality over a week
>fake a chat with his "aunt"
>"aunt" posts eth address
>biz donates 100000 eth
>it's actually OPs wallet he just made
>buys vodka and pickles with the money and laughs at biz

>> No.7648621

>>7648496
blyat, tak on autist kak i ego podruga)) vas prosto nahui poshlut s takimi zakidonami, udachi

u menya hotyabi budet shans pobazarit s nim

>> No.7648643

>7648477
you're the man. also checked

>> No.7648645
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>>7648451

Dear miss Dvornikova,

Please, dont be scared. I am writing you representing a group of people who wish good for your nephew Roma Zuyev. We are a community of financial investors and enthusiasts in the crypto sphere from different countries all over the world. I dont know, maybe you had already received messages from strangers from the Internet about Roma. We are messaging you with good will. The positive smile and the always happy mood of Roma gave us lots of joy and we would like to thank Roma and his family, would like to send you over some good and positivity.

You are not going to owe us anything. You do not have to pay anything. This is not a scam, I understand its hard to believe a stranger but its like that. We just want to do some good for you.

We are ready so send you some funds in the form of cryptocurrency. We will explain to you how to change it in rubles. I can not tell how much money it will be, but everybody will give as much as they can. But we are many and there are also wealthy people among Romas fans.

We would be really glad if you could help us make contact with Roma. He is not answering to unknown messages.

Please, give us the opportunity to do good for Roma and his family.

Answer this message and I will explain everything to you in detail.

Sincerely,
Alexei

>> No.7648648

>>7648319
that's very nice message, aнoн, but it still can be hard to explain them crypto assuming they are just simple post-soviet russians

>> No.7648678

as this goes forward.....as a /biz/ saint.....it might be prudent to place a small donation too his/family's wallet before a big trade....like putting food in front of a chingchong idol or lighting a candle in front of virginmary

>> No.7648701

>>7648616
This is exactly what's going on here.

Like, who braindamaged are you fucking people, you make sminem unironically look like a genius,

>> No.7648706
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>>7648645
>Please, dont be scared.

>> No.7648717

>expecting some russian normie to understand crypto

>> No.7648722

someone really should just chat with him for a few weeks, maybe saying that he is from his school but they just didn't really knew rach other
and only when the trust is earned we shold talk crypto

>> No.7648725

Anon probably created a fake facebook page of his aunt so he can take all the money you retards throw at him.

>> No.7648747

>>7648717
ruskies love crypto

>> No.7648781
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She is online. Reading it.

>> No.7648813
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>>7648645
I think he did a pretty good job.
Still would trigger my phishing alert.
Requiring a response to unlock level 2 would scare me away if this came from a stranger.

>> No.7648821
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7648821

She was on my OK page (its empty tho). But it confirms that she has read the message.

>> No.7648832
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>Some russian figured how to turn a forced meme into an exit scam to fill his own pockets
Sasuga Ivan

>> No.7648866

>getting scammed by some dirt poor r*ssian who pretends to be sminem

ah yes, classic /biz/ I see

>> No.7648867

I think it will take a while for her to answer. She is probably calling Sminem asking him wtf this is right now.

>> No.7648902

I am texting the other relatives now. Focusing on one will take forever

>> No.7648940

>>7648902
be careful, don't write to many of them, it will look really creepy

>> No.7648968

>>7648940
>implying there is any way for this shit not to be creepy

>> No.7648976

>>7648867
>>7648902
stop trying to scam /biz/ fucking autist no one believes you.
>>7648940
also stop doubleposting

>> No.7648992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Oasn5EUac

This thread needs to be more russian

>> No.7649081

>>7648645
>Please, dont be scared
we come in peace

>> No.7649104
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7649104

I wrote more messages but two of his relatives needed a friend request first so I did that

>>7648976
How exactly am I scamming you lol

>> No.7649153

without being unkind....maybe explain that the small joke started with the misspelling of Eminem on his t-shirt.....then because of his pronounced ears he became a good luck charm.....how we "hear of the good trading tips"

>> No.7649177
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>>7649104
Nigger Make a tripcode fot your Thread So no one larp as you and stage wallet adresses

>> No.7649277

>>7648616
>>7648701
i think most anons expect smimem himself to post some video proof or at least picture on official social media in which he shows his address

>> No.7649315

>>7649277
This should at least be the condition to Send us a pic with His wallet

>> No.7649320

this won't go anywhere until sminens itself get involved, contact with his aunt can be a start, but until we get a pic from sminem itself with timestamp and mentioning biz, don't expect anyone to donate

>> No.7649351

>please don't be scared
kek

>> No.7649380

>>7649177
If you're so smart, why did IBM used to store data on spools of Red Vines?

>> No.7649408

>>7648621
Клaвy хoтя бы инcтaллиpyй, дayн

>> No.7649463
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7649463

just talked to his gf and she said that sminem will be able to chat with me only tomorrow (i'm larping as a teacher from the school where he studied)

>> No.7649545

>>7649277

Yes this was my idea too. IF I or this other anon can get him to do this, this should be the fail-safe verification.

>> No.7649684

>>7648396
Yep. That's it. I'm making a Sminem folder now.

>> No.7649802

>>7649463
so sminen's name is Roman?

>> No.7649843

>>7648722
is this how you try to get your dick sucked?

>> No.7649853

>>7649463
Ask for the cell phone number, twat

>> No.7649861
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7649861

>>7649463
his spreg gf is so fkn hot
>tfw no autismo gf

>> No.7649885

>>7648466
is this russian or what the fuck

>> No.7649956

>>7649885
Russian typed phonetically with latin letters

>> No.7649962

>>7649802
Roman Zuyev, yes

>> No.7650666

Russians are white niggers.

>> No.7650730

>>7650666
says the Pajeet

>> No.7650792

Just an update, I got no answer yet. But I will keep you guys posted. Sminem will get his wildlife fund!

>> No.7650823
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7650823

>>7650730
sure thing, ivan pidorov

>> No.7650977

Bump

>> No.7651406

Bump

>> No.7651505

>>7650823
Doesn´t change the fact that you shit on the streets

>> No.7651538
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7651538

Using Boy sminem cool to scam people.
Shame on you.
"I am gonna bRreak you"

>> No.7651647
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7651647

>>7649861
what's that on her desk?

>> No.7651726

>>7651647
IT'S ANIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

>> No.7651803

>>7651647
Looks like a Yoko figurine from Gurren Lagann

>> No.7651994

OP from the last thread here... I made the thread drunk last night and didnt think it would go anywhere. I wanted to change the title of the thread. Can we call it the Sminem G Komen Fund or something? World Wildlife Fund was the only charity I could think of in my alcohol addled state.

>> No.7652052

>>7648616

This, and why tf would anyone donate anyway

>> No.7652084

>>7651647
Looks like Yoko from Gurren Lagann

>> No.7652099

>>7651647
yoko gurren lagan

>> No.7652109

This thread is literally a Russian scam. Probably I better report it.

>> No.7652115

>>7648616
I made the original thread. You wont believe me, but I expect Sminem to post a timestamp video or something. I'm going to send my own money to him too.

>> No.7652138

>>7652109
They're probably hacking our thread bumps right now, too. At least according to recent Senate testimony.

>> No.7652142

>>7652109
No, dumbass, sometimes 4chan does fun shit just for the fuck of it. You must be new.

>> No.7652143

Bump

>> No.7652280

> getting paid to be a meme
What a time to be alive.

>> No.7652432

>>7652099
>>7652084
>>7651803
Fucking nerds.

>> No.7652522

>>7651647
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
HOLY FUUUUCK BULL MARKET CONFIRMED

>> No.7652621
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7652621

>>7651647
notice the manga(presumably) in the back
>tfw sminems gf (and possibly he aswell) are weaboos

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7652659

>>7651647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUQ1Y8nPz0Q

>> No.7653030

>>7652659
greetings and salutations, earthlings

>> No.7653268

>>7652115
Bump any update?

>> No.7653418

>1.5bn USD in crypto holdings
>needs donations

kek, i'd rather all-in on LINK lmfao

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>> No.7653665
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7653665

>>7652052
Because he single handedly stopped wojak's bear market shitstorm ?

>> No.7653985

>>7652138
link

>> No.7654115

>>7653418
>donations
offerings anon

>> No.7654161

>>7649081
kek

>> No.7654269

i really like this guy, he is always smiling and that makes me happy
he will slay after his ear operation, i hope he will make it

>> No.7654552

minister you sminem

>> No.7654557

>>7653665
comeon follow up OP
u can't make this thread and not deliver

>> No.7654646

i want to donate to Sminem, what's the address and is it really his and not a scammer!

>> No.7654790

Why donate to sminem??? He is one of the richest in russia. I dont think he need biz pennies

>> No.7654910

>>7653665
What's the website on that pic?

>> No.7654914
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7654914

HOLY CRAP GUYS SMINEM DOPPLEGANGER SPOTTED OUTSIDE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY.

WTF KEK IS REAL.

WILL TRY TO POST NINJA PICS NEXT WEEK.

>> No.7654987

this "russian" translator is obviously using google translate or some shit. do not trust this cunt

>> No.7655108

>>7654987
Fuck off you asswipe pajeet

>> No.7655139
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7655139

>>7652432
Hello Norman. You should probably go...This site isn't really for...your kind.

>> No.7655215

>>7648319
>>7648352
Dolboeb typoi kto tak pishet neznakomym ludyam. Looks like a total scam message in the eyes of a stranger. Ehal dobro 4erez dobro epty.

>> No.7655458

>>7655108
>asswipe
you must be over 18 years old to post on this board

>> No.7655578

How hard can it be for him to open the link, translate page, download an ether wallet and get rich.

>> No.7655643

>>7648279
>sminem chad pump
Do you think he would trade with that money?

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>> No.7656320

>>7648645
>going to great lengths to find strangers to give them free money
we did it /biz/. we became the nigerian princes

>> No.7656556

imagine being this guy and one day while you are jerking off you recive a message from a stranger that tells you that you are the most claimed person of one of the most popular websites of the internet, you enter here and you see a bunch of photos of you and then you also realise they want to give you money to be set for a long time because you "save them".

you can equal this experience to some heavy drug trip

>> No.7656740 [DELETED] 

>>7648496
>blyat
>autist
>nahui
as a dota player, i can vaguely understand what's happening in this post

>> No.7657058

>>7656556
Right lmao.

>> No.7657231

This is classic 4chan.

>> No.7657439

have a bump of coke